Topic: Failed Instructions.

[Delicious_Scout]

1. Attempt.
2. Make.
3. Shrek.
4. Actually do.

How do you build a Pajero?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Find out what a Pajero is.
2. Build one
3. Fail.

How do you make a profit?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) Buy 100000 lbs of fresh tuna.
2.) Let said tuna sit in sun for four months straight.
3.) Sell the tuna
4.) Declare bankruptcy.

How to tie a shoe?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Buy shoelaces
2. Lace your shoes up
3. Attempt to tie them
4. Find out that your shoelaces are actually thin, venomous snakes
5. Get bitten
6. Finish tying them right before the poison makes you slip into a coma

How do you pass a geometry course?

[Delicious_Scout]

1. Become square(d)
2. Every time your crush does not talk to you, say "Balls!".
3. Breed (with) Porygons.
4. Become AZN.
5. Understand it is not possible to pass Geometry Course.

How to how to?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Attempt
2. Make
3. Shrek
4. Get Shrek'd
5. Pick yourself up off the ground
6. Actually how to.

How do you almost rerun someone else's response?

[The Shrub Dragon]

1. open laptop
2. read response
3. find person in question
4. run around person's house
5. run around person's house backwards
6. repeat


how do you open a tab?

[Captain Jigglypuff]

!.) Get a flamethrower
2.) Light flamethrower
3.) Put flame on tab
4.) Light tab on fire
5.) Put out fire with gasoline
6.) Explain to firefighters how your house blew up

How to make Sheldon Cooper cry?

[Delicious_Scout]

1. Assume Penny's control
2. Actually find a flaw on Star Wars IV
3. State women are, at least, as important as men, and do demonstrate it.
4. Whenever he tries to ignore you, tell him how much his granny enjoyed having offsprings.
5. Leave while not leaving Leonard behind, thus successfully living with him.

How do you drink/consume Royco Cup-a-Soup?

[The Shrub Dragon]

1. act your age
2. put soup in microwave
3. touch partner
4. spill soup


how do you riverdance

[Captain Jigglypuff]

1.) Go to a river
2.) Start dancing in river
3.) Be knocked over by fast moving current and drown

How to make Raj's dog Cinnamon do tricks

[Milsap]

1. Don't bother. That thing is beyond help
2. Get a cat- They're more self-sufficient.

How do you find the real identity of The Stig?

[Delicious_Scout]

1. Fire Jeremy Clarkson.
2. Become the Black Stig.
3. Use your bacl power to merger with White Stig.
4. Go around the show naked. They will eventually find out your identity.

How do you give some stuff away?

[SirBlaziken]

1. Get some stuff
2. Throw it at random people
3. Get thrown in jail on assault charges

How do you become Phoenix Wright?