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Other Animé Things / Re:The Big Ol' List O' Shipping

« on: October 02, 2005, 02:50 »

I despise Advanceshipping. Haruka is an evil little worm. It's so obvious that she tricked Ash into coming with her. But Pokéshipping, ahh, that's a different story. Do you think all that blushing, arguing, and stuttering was for nothing? Why would Misty always choose Ash to hide behind? Why is Ash always the one to turn back and help Misty when she's in need? Why is Misty the one who worries endlessly when Ash is late or hurt of whatever? Why is Ash the one who thought Misty was pretty in The Ghost of Maiden's Peak? Because they're head over heels in love, that's why! I rest my case. x3

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Games General / Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

« on: July 25, 2005, 02:55 »

You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When you call rice balls doughnuts.

-When you are attacked by crosdressers and a talking cat who want to steal your pet guinea pig.

-When animals start attacking you for no reason when you walk by.

-When you refuse to eat bananas unless they've been picked from a Tropius.

-When all the police officers in your town have the same name and look alike.

-When you hold a blue rock up to your dog, hoping to evolve him into Vaporeon.

-When you take your dog for a haircut and ask for the youngest employee to cut his hair.

-When your next door neigbor stands in front of his computer all day and doesn't ever leave the house.

-When you go to the doctor, and instead of giving you medicine, everything flashes white, and the healing melody can be heard in the background.

-When TV interviewers sic their pets on you.

-When a giraffe's tail bites you.

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Games General / Re: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

« on: July 24, 2005, 04:44 »

You know you play Pokémon too much when...

-When 10-year-old boys can be electrocuted by rodents countless times and still live.

-When you buy expensive toys and furniture and put it in your treehouse.

-When you refer to sleeping as 'saving and powering off'.

-When cacti hug you and Venus Fly Traps try to devour your head.

-When you take your pet to the vet's office, the vet sticks them on a machine and they become completely healed.

-When you try to get all the redheaded girls to hook up with the black-haired boys.

-When medication costs $2000.

-When strangers give you gifts for no reason at all.

-When you're in art class and the teacher asks you to draw a mouse, a bird, and a snake, and instead you draw a Ratatta, a Pidgey, and a Seviper.

-When you try to make your pets hold stuff.

-When you look in the mirror to see if you look any better every time a new game comes out.

-When you have to bring your Game Boy to every track meet so you can hold down the B button and run fast.