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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #375 on: March 23, 2015, 22:09 »
^Yo momma so stupid, she looked up lucario pictures without safe search on!(I know someone who did it by mistake, just don't, ok?)

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Yo momma's so stupid, she can forget HMs.

Yo momma's so stupid that she forgot that pokemon can forget HM's because of the move deleter
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #376 on: March 24, 2015, 01:07 »
Yo momma's so stupid that when she and a Rhyhorn were given copies of the SAT, the Rhyhorn scored a 200 out of 2400 but she got a 0.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #377 on: March 24, 2015, 02:18 »
Your mother is of such exceeding stature and girth that when she perambulated out of her abode she collapsed the roof of my secret base.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #378 on: March 25, 2015, 22:21 »
Your mother is so bipolar, she's been mistaken for Lisia!!

I like to believe Lisia is somewhat bipolar-ish...
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #379 on: March 26, 2015, 00:29 »
Yo momma so ugly when Feebas saw her it instantly evolved into Milotic realizing it was much more beautiful.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #380 on: June 23, 2015, 19:13 »
Yo momma so dumb that she thought magikarp could actually use magic spells.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #381 on: July 30, 2015, 03:34 »
Yo mama so fat, you need a pokeflute to get her off of the road.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #382 on: August 07, 2015, 01:20 »
Your momma'a so fat that even Snorlax get sucked into orbit around her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #383 on: October 05, 2015, 17:49 »
Yo's momma's so ugly, Jigglypuff made sure it's cute charm didn't work!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #384 on: October 05, 2015, 21:25 »
Yo momma's so weak that Sunkern beat her up just to take money from her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #385 on: November 01, 2015, 18:10 »
Groudon had hair like Yo' momma's, which is why he was happy when he went bald!
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« Reply #386 on: November 13, 2015, 19:48 »
Yo' Momma's so fat, even Rayquaza couldn't take off using fly.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #387 on: November 15, 2015, 22:28 »
Mind combining those 2 posts together? That would be great, thanks.

Yo momma's so fat, her and the wailord I was going to compare her to should both be concerned because diabetes is a huge epidemic in U.S.
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« Reply #388 on: January 01, 2016, 20:47 »
Yo' Momma's so fat, if she was a pokemon, Wailord wouldn't be the biggest pokemon.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #389 on: January 10, 2016, 21:50 »
Yo momma is so hideou that when ever she walks outside Zygarde appears in 100% Forme because she is a threat to the environment!
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