Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Pugseli]

Granted but PKMN crashes in the process and is lost in cyberspace.

I wish I had a million pounds.

[Webby]

Granted. You have a million pounds of excess body weight. Guess what happens then? =P

I wish I could rewind time and go back 2 days.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted but something goes wrong and you are stuck reliving those two days for the rest of your life.

I wish I wasn't a nerd.
Just kidding....

I wish I had HeartGold for the Ds.

[Nyumi-chan]

Granted. You now have a piece of paper with the words "HeartGold for the DS" written on it.

I wish I was made of cardboard.

[master1]

Granted.
...
...
Ooh, just what I needed! ^^
*cuts some bits off you and uses them in his art project*
*You feel every snip*



I wish I could get into the bathroom to re-brush my teeth. X.x

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted. But your sibling had been using your toothbrush to clean the toilet.

I wish I got to meet Chuck Norris...

[ShinyKecleon]

...I can't even grant that one. Chuck Norris won't return my calls.

I wish he would.

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted, but he unfortunatly punches you through the phone.

I wish pokemon were real...

[</HarmonicWolf>]

But being stuffed into a small airtight container would kill anything. (except for chuck norris of course )

I wish to have this wish corrupted.

[PokeSurfer]

Not granted. Your wish is corrupted.

I wish I had a MOTHER 3 game. In English.

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)

I wish that Joe Satriani never sued Coldplay...

[PokeSurfer]

Granted. You now have 3 mothers that like to play the game monopoly and nag you all the time. (That one was a bit difficult to render in my own vision.)

XD I found that really funny. You made my day that bit brighter. At least for the last 40 minutes.

Granted, but all of Coldplay die in a horrific car crash.

I wish I could whistle louder.

[Alllister]

You know, you can get mother 3 in english.

Your whistling is so loud it breaks eardrums and shatters glass.  You'd better wear earplugs.

I wish.  I had a bottle of glitter.  And that it didn't break, harm me in any way.

[Rorak Kuroda]

Granted. That bottle of glitter does not harm you, rather it locks you in a dark room with squishy walls like that of an insane asylum.

I wish that I was a ninja.

[</HarmonicWolf>]

But then you'd get owned by a pirate. (gf n00b)

I wish for make up classes to finally finish so I can get on and do something with my life.