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The Pkmn.net Rap Battle
OranBerrySandvich:
Basically, all you you have to do is "spit some phat rhymes" to and/or about the person below. I know you all may be dissapointed, but no swearing, or otherwise prohibited language.
You have until the beat stops. Begin!
Spriter:
My...Pikachu is better than you
Don't bother cuz it eats like poo
Sawsbuck sucks the sap
coz you ain'ta better rap.
Matty Cahill:
I remember when we did this on IRC (y)
Also, how do we know this is a rap battle? We can take ages to plan our rhymes rather than just straight up spitting/freestyling so it's not really best to do on the forums
NO MATTER
I'm so hood I find Pokémon to be good
I'm going harder than a crip and a blood
You're trying to outrap me? Never
I'm the star and I'll shine forever
OranBerrySandvich:
It's a thing called imagination, brah.
I'm done with my wimpy little haikus,
Now I'm here to lay the verbal smackdown on you!
I'm a sandwich, meat and white bread not wholegrain,
But my rhymes only got a single thing-unrelenting pain.
Matty Cahill:
You may be the sandwich but you're not what The Rock is cooking
I can't smell you, hear you or see you and I've been looking
You're nowhere near my league, find your own competition
Now give me what I deserve; critical recognition
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