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I had a quesadilla with three cheeses today.
I guess that makes it a tresadilla.

The name master:
The word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word!

I don't know if dirty jokes are allowed, but I can always delete it if not!


--- Quote from: SirBlaziken on February 11, 2016, 02:18 ---What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is extremely heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

--- End quote ---

My mum had to explain this one to me.

You know what's funny? Ritchie called his Charmander Zippo.
Check out this picture.

I hope I don't break any rules with this but here it goes:

Why did the chicken crossed the street?

Because North Korea's missiles wouldn't reach that long! <e,e>r

^Nah you're good (trust me, I have some really awful ones i'd love to share)

I went to the doctor yesterday and said "Doctor doctor, i'm having some really strange dreams. Two nights ago I dreamed I was a ford pickup, and last night I dreamed I was an SUV!" He waved off my concerns and simply said "I think you're having an auto body experience."


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