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Title: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on February 12, 2011, 08:03: ok, ever heard the saying 'ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer?' well, that is what we're going to do.
one person is going to ask either a stupidly easy question (i.e. what is 1+1?) or a increddibly hard question, and you have to A: reply with the silliest answer you can think of and B: ask another question.

heres the first question: what did the first animal taste like?
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 12, 2011, 09:46: Taste liek chicken.

What is the true answer to 1+1(hint:it's not 2.)?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on February 12, 2011, 16:38: it equals SPARTA!

what does LOL stand for?
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 12, 2011, 16:42: Eat Chicken Sandwiches.

What do you get when you divide the boss 02 by the boss 0?
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Post by: The biscquiat dragon on February 12, 2011, 17:18: Devimon.

What time is it?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on February 12, 2011, 18:05: its sausage o'clock!
the next sentence is wrong
the last sentence is right
witch one of those is true?
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Post by: Moon Chaser on February 12, 2011, 20:23: chickens

what is a tv?
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Post by: The biscquiat dragon on February 12, 2011, 20:50: A Floating Eye

What's the last thing you threw?
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Post by: Catstorm on February 12, 2011, 20:59: a fit!!1!!!LO!OLO!L

What's the number for 911?
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Post by: spritey on February 12, 2011, 21:17: Do you turn into a cat when it storms?
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Post by: CAPITAL BETA on February 16, 2011, 12:47: Yes, but you get turned into an ant when you don't answer the above question.
Quote from: Catstorm on February 12, 2011, 20:59
What's the number for 911?
Your mother.

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 16, 2011, 21:46: Pie

If I die, when will I wake up?
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Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 16, 2011, 21:58: well whenever you set your alarm for i guess

who is this person posting below me??
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Post by: CAPITAL BETA on February 17, 2011, 12:39: The person above you.

Why am I posting this?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: spritey on February 18, 2011, 12:50: ~~To ask a stupid question~~ For no reason at all. =P

Is this a stupid question?
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 18, 2011, 20:27: If I told you, the world will blow up...

is spaghetti evil, and is it trying to kill me in my sleep??
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: ZekromFanatic on February 19, 2011, 04:32: No i'm trying to kill you AHAHAHAHAHAHHA.

what is Pie????
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 19, 2011, 13:31: 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937 5105820974944592307816406286208998628034825342117 0679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594 0812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493 0381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271 2019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602 4914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409 1715364367892590360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609.

What is 0 divided by any number?
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Post by: Moon Chaser on February 19, 2011, 16:57: 3

What is a boo?
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on February 19, 2011, 19:51: A form of praise.

what is wrong with my maths homework i answered___ 2+2=22
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on February 21, 2011, 17:27: Nothing.

If 1=2,does that make 0 divideable?
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Post by: spritey on February 22, 2011, 04:00: Sure whatever.

Is a blueberry blue?
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Post by: Backsauce on February 22, 2011, 04:18: No its aquamarine.

what's a question that's stupid enough?
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Post by: spritey on February 23, 2011, 22:09: Who are you talking to? Me?

What do I have to do in this topic?
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Post by: Backsauce on February 24, 2011, 21:36: WORSHIP THE PERSON WHO MADE THE POST ABOVE YOU AND BELOW YOU!!!
oh wait, I guess hat would be me. WORSHIP ME!!!!

what time was it during 4:36?
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Post by: spritey on March 06, 2011, 16:41: time to play pokemon.

What is this random internet place called, and where am I?
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Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 19:51: Your in my box...my special box and this place is called...BOX!!!
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on March 22, 2011, 19:56: ^ you forgot to ask. that means.....
YOU. ARE. A.
FORGETFUL PERSON wait, no. YOU AREEE! (ROCK MUSIC) A
LOOOOOSEEEERRRR!
YAY!
why did I do that?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 20:20: you did that because YOU AREEE! (ROCK MUSIC) A
LOOOOOSEEEERRRR!

Why did i not not not not not not not not not not not not do that?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Skyler and Blazer on March 22, 2011, 20:22: Because you're a copycat.

Why is my Pokemon on fire?
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Post by: Backsauce on March 22, 2011, 20:24: Because it was down in hell before anybody found it and those hell people put a curse on it for being so hot! (P.S. I'm not a cat)

What day will I go to on tomorrow's today?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: TrickTester on March 22, 2011, 22:58: You.'ll go next week :)

Why is Bianca such a clueless klutz and Cheren a know it all depressing little -ahem-
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Post by: Backsauce on March 23, 2011, 22:36: Because Bianca has no fashion sense and Cheren is all emo in his skinny jeans and his half glasses.
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Post by: spritey on March 28, 2011, 01:42: Quote from: Backsauce on March 23, 2011, 22:36
Because Bianca has no fashion sense and Cheren is all emo in his skinny jeans and his half glasses.

Why did I not ask a stupid question?

Because you're not supposed to.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on March 28, 2011, 16:51: Becouse... becouse.... DANCE TIME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3yHiGJzi4 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6r3yHiGJzi4) (http://www.animationbuddy.com/Animation/Science_and_Body/Bones_and_Skulls/dancing_skeletons.gif)
Yeah!
why is chuck norris epic?
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Post by: yk on April 06, 2011, 00:02: Because he is an Epic Fail. :P

How do magnets work?!?!?!?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on April 14, 2011, 22:41: They're actually miniature black holes in disguise, sucking up only metal.

Who knocked down the Great wall of China in 1864?
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Post by: spritey on May 30, 2011, 03:14: Your mom did. :P

Is mayonnaise a fruit?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on May 30, 2011, 08:32: Only when the black hole tree drops a marmalade banana. Then said banana sceams "DIE POTATO!"Before going on a rampage, killing lots of cows doors.

So, to answer your question, bananas ARE evil.
Waitwut?

Deal or no deal?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on May 30, 2011, 09:31: Seal.

What am I thinking? I'll give you a hint: It's not kitten.
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Post by: Spriter on May 30, 2011, 15:29: It's a Dog.

What is your response to this question?
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Post by: spritey on May 30, 2011, 21:31: ...

Why do you have to put a question mark?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 04, 2011, 04:34: Depends.

Anyone have an AR code for Hidden Power Ice?
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Post by: Alfie Timewolf on June 04, 2011, 11:17: Beans are evil. Bad, Bad beans.

3(4x-7f+11)-6x(3t+4W-15)?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 04, 2011, 12:25: Dog's dung.

What do you get when you do your homework?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 04, 2011, 13:13: An election.

Is anyone laughing at the guy clinging to your ceiling?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shaymin on June 04, 2011, 13:29: Oh what, you mean that Spy? No. Nobody takes notice of him anymore.

Hey, what's that on your face?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 04, 2011, 22:35: Hair.

When are you going to jump off the Sydney Harbour Bridge?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 05, 2011, 01:23: 2012

Does watching the Back to the Future trilogy make you wanna figure out Tim travel?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 05, 2011, 01:25: No. Tim's already told me he's going to Malta.

Is there a Spy creepin' around here?
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 05, 2011, 01:27: Yes. but the real Question is can you find him.

If Tigger is a Tiger then why does he bounce?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 05, 2011, 07:30: Because she saw your FACE.
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 05, 2011, 16:39: why no Q?
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Post by: spritey on June 05, 2011, 21:09: Because he never knew he had to ask a question.

Can you answer this question?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 05, 2011, 22:32: Eleph-ANT.

Do you like school?
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Post by: spritey on June 06, 2011, 00:03: Yes but no.

Who? What? When? Where? Why? How?
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Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on June 06, 2011, 00:56: Exactly.

Want a 'Carbonated Low Calorie Mixed Fruit Flavoured Drink With Taurine, Caffeine And Sweeteners'?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: spritey on June 06, 2011, 01:38: Disgusting. Never in eons will I accept it.

Can someone help me with asking a stupid question?
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Post by: aer_dingus on June 06, 2011, 04:44: Quote from: mr.taco on June 04, 2011, 23:10
Whenever i looo and see if anybody is on the same page as me occasionally there is a guest or something but . . . Big Brother always is!!! Could anybody tell me why?

ha, ok sorry i should't pic on new people...
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 06, 2011, 11:42: ^No answer so...

Quote from: Unown Addict on June 06, 2011, 01:38
Disgusting. Never in eons will I accept it.

Can someone help me with asking a stupid question?

Yes; the 65-million-year-old dead DNA can help you.

What's your favourite PKMN?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 06, 2011, 15:32: Steve.

What is love?
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Post by: spritey on June 09, 2011, 01:15: When someone's eyes are hearts.

Is this an exclamatory sentence?
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 09, 2011, 06:23: I dont know, is it?... why is the moon round?
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Post by: Skyler and Blazer on June 09, 2011, 06:52: Because gravity likes circles and spheres. (That's actually true)

Why is Trigonometry such a long word?
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on June 09, 2011, 07:39: Because its not a short word... Why cant pineapples fly?
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Post by: Sizacu on June 10, 2011, 17:00: They're orange and spiky, that's why.

Why are Pringles so tasty?
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 10, 2011, 17:52: Because they are made with special hallucinogenic fungus. What would happen if you tied a piece of bread, butter side up onto a cat's back and dropped it from a large height?
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Post by: yk on June 11, 2011, 05:46: It will spin on the ground non-stop until you remove either the toast or the cat. And then whatever you move will say: "I'll be back".

What happens if a fly swallows an old lady?
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Post by: OpalRhea on June 11, 2011, 05:48: You have a fly who swallowed an old lady, and might well swallow a cat next.

Why do pink little bunnies go bounce times three plus 1 equals 26?
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Post by: yk on June 11, 2011, 05:53: Because they can Use 3 Yo-Yo's with 1 string.

Why does the word 'awkward' look so awkward?
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Post by: OpalRhea on June 11, 2011, 05:57: Because it is the epitomy of awkwardness.

Why is cheese so nommy?
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Post by: yk on June 11, 2011, 06:02: Baby, it was born that way!

If 360 degrees is a circle, what is 720?
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Post by: OpalRhea on June 11, 2011, 06:22: A doughnut.

What is the purpose of the universe?
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Post by: lk_01112 on June 11, 2011, 11:18: To find the answer to life.

Why does the internet exist?
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Post by: Spriter on June 11, 2011, 18:50: For Me.

Where art thou Romeo?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 11, 2011, 19:05: In Wales, looking for whales.

Is anyone here squirrelist?
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 11, 2011, 20:10: Are you looking for one?I heard that kid other there is.(Points at the Dragon God who came for a visit from ZTV.Gets incinerated...

Again...)

Where is ZTV?
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Post by: Spriter on June 12, 2011, 20:08: How should i know? I'm the one who...*reveals it behind a curtain* oh. yeah...

Why is Music so awesome?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 15, 2011, 10:39: Because it's not.

How come no question? (no, not talking to you Samurott, THIS is the question that guys have to answer)
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 15, 2011, 17:19: Because it is custom that once every 11 years, when the moon is aline with Mars, that questions are forbidden.

Why do emotions taste like bacon?
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Post by: Spriter on June 15, 2011, 18:20: Because Pigs are Emotion...

Why you so sad?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 15, 2011, 20:34: For the same reason im so serious.

Who is the most intresting man ever?
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 15, 2011, 20:49: Me.

If the Impossible is not Possible,is it Possible for the Impossible to be Impossible?
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 15, 2011, 21:06: Based off a recent survey... who knows..

How do they get that hole in the middle of a doughnut?
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Post by: Sizacu on June 15, 2011, 21:18: They get someone to eat out the middle. That's how. *nods*

What is pi times pi multiplied by pi to the power of pi?
(Oh, and don't forget to divide that answer by zero)
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 15, 2011, 21:22: ok its 01110111 01101111 01100001 01101000 00101110 00100000 01011001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 01101100 01100001 01110100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00111111 00100000 01010111 01100101 01101100 01101100 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01100001 01101110 01110011 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01101101 01100001 01110100 01110010 01101001 01111000 00101110 (Binary FTW)

Hey, um, whats your name?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 15, 2011, 22:04: I'm Batman.

Where am I? It appears to be a Greek city with a large pit.
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Post by: spritey on June 15, 2011, 23:59: You are in a Turkish city that doesn't have a large pit.

Don't you think Magikarp is the strongest, coolest pokemon ever?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 16, 2011, 08:23: Yeah, especially when he evolves into ~~Gyarados~~ Reshiram.

What's under your bed?
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 11:05: Quote from: The Revengineer on June 15, 2011, 22:04
I'm Batman.
Yay! I thought no-one got that exept for me at my school!

A Creeper.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Say Whaaaaaaaat?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 16, 2011, 12:27: Whaaaaaaaat?

What do you do when you're alone at night?
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Post by: Lugiafanatic on June 16, 2011, 16:00: ...NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS! :<

Show that 1+1=4
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 16:20: BABAYS!

Complete this sentance. "Do not fear death, FEAR ZE-"?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 16, 2011, 16:40: "PERSON TRAINED SUFFICIENTLY IN THE FIELD OF MEDICINE TO RECIEVE A LICENSE TO PRACTICE MEDICINE AND AS SUCH RECIEVES THE APPROPRIATE TITLE!"

Should I move that gear up?
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on June 16, 2011, 17:30: Yes, it will chop off your arm.

The cows upper part of its Eyeball is known as a....
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Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on June 16, 2011, 21:29: VunderVaffe!

Why is there no power? Where did all the color go? Who am I talking to
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Post by: Mistral on June 17, 2011, 02:56: The power went to my best friend's head. I ate all of the color, sorry. You're talking to Katy Perry. (:

Why is today Thursday?
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Post by: Lord Raven on June 17, 2011, 03:14: because youre too stupid to be European, BUUUURN

why is kaine (http://mognetcentral.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/kaine01.png) a hermaphrodite
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 17, 2011, 12:08: because he enjoys PAINE! *groan*

2012 means...?
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Post by: Dracoandy666 on June 17, 2011, 12:39: Sausages and Beansprouts.

Why do colours smell like porpoise?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 21, 2011, 08:13: Beekaze yoo dond no ow too spel. (*coughcoughPorpoisecoughcough*)

How many PKMN do I own in my Black save file?
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Post by: spritey on June 23, 2011, 20:39: What's a pokemon?

Seriously, what's a pokemon?
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Post by: Gusparce on June 23, 2011, 21:41: Pokemon are Pokemon...

Why is the skey blue?
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Post by: Tom_ on June 23, 2011, 22:25: You see, when the sun emits light, most of it gets absorbed by the earth's atmosphere. The only frequency that doesn't is that distinct blue color you see.

=D SCIENCE

Who shot JFK?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on June 23, 2011, 22:31: Ask the numbers.
(Yay, obscure reference.)

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was, in fact, a cleverly disguised penguin?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on June 24, 2011, 10:49: A PSP.

What do YOU think PSP stands for? (for me, it stands for Pretty Stupid Pig)
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: spritey on June 27, 2011, 01:30: Hold on, that's the hardest question in the universe! Could you wait the rest of your life for me to solve it? Please?

Did you know...that the capital of the UK is London?
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Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on June 30, 2011, 10:37: Nope.People in the UK aren't that stupid to know that London is the capital of Ireland like me.

Scapbidat?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Tom_ on June 30, 2011, 23:34: Nabrahismahnaime.

Shanghai?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 01, 2011, 06:16: Should blow itself up with bombs. Yay, racism. Only kidding about the racism. Just acting like Raywilliamjohnson.

Bangkok?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 06, 2011, 13:30: Is a SAUSAGE!

Why are people asking place names instead of propper questions, FOOOL!?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on July 11, 2011, 16:02: Because you're using Capital Letters.

Why does my face look so cool?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 11, 2011, 16:17: Cause chuck said so.

WTH?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 12, 2011, 07:53: ~~WTF~~

Infernape is best, right?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 15, 2011, 05:39: Wrong. Gatorade whoops it's ass!!

You have things in your luggage that you shouldn't and Customs pulls you over for it. What do you do?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 15, 2011, 20:21: USE DA VUNDERVAFFE!
Edit: Vhups no Q :P

What is bette, the medic or ME!
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 15, 2011, 20:27: who are you
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 16, 2011, 13:22: ^Is that a 'Q' or an 'A'?

I'm gonna ignore Mr. Mutated Charizard here.

Quote from: RichtoFAN on July 15, 2011, 20:21
USE DA VUNDERVAFFE!
Edit: Vhups no Q :P

What is bette, the medic or ME!

The freakin' 3DS.

What comes outta your ass?
(hint: it starts with 'W' and ends with 'zing')
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 16, 2011, 13:50: wzing

what is in the box??? (http://www.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQaZuLC8V1O6aixjStNbEInesR1Cun71Jv3Y6XRXhjE-RKr95Hij7GCuEc)
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 16, 2011, 13:52: Your Mother.

What's in Your Mother.?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 16, 2011, 13:54: false teeth JK
a big loving heart
how do you figure out the gerth of somthing
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 16, 2011, 13:55: By failing school.

How do you mutate a Charizard?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 16, 2011, 13:58: i dont know, maybe punch it the face or something...
why is gold valueble
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 16, 2011, 15:00: Because you can't spell 'valuable'.

What does 'UK' stand for?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 16, 2011, 15:54: under-kants
r u cold
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Lucifer_6-6-6 on July 17, 2011, 08:26: Only when it's winter! :D

How are babies made?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 17, 2011, 13:11: when it rains, babies come down with it. not if its snows, though.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on July 22, 2011, 17:40: Quote from: Lin.k on July 17, 2011, 13:11
when it rains, babies come down with it. not if its snows, though.
You forgot the question so I'll do it.
What is love?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 22, 2011, 19:29: its when two people grab each other

why cant i escape from this wild onix?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 23, 2011, 08:30: Because it's "Onix"-spected! Aaaaw, I just HAD to do that.

Why does Link like the internet so much?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 23, 2011, 12:29: cause he goes online so he figure out how to beat the next boss

somebody just threw me over the rainbow! is that bad?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on July 23, 2011, 13:58: Yes. You should be throwing yourself over the rainbow. Getting other people to do it is just plain lazy.

If you're sailing down a river in a canoe and the wheel falls off, then how many pancakes fit in a doghouse and why?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 23, 2011, 14:15: um.... 20 because its a small dog house?
Who whants to be a millionaire?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on July 23, 2011, 14:18: Me.

What is this question?

Quote from: Lin.k™ on July 23, 2011, 14:15
um.... 20 because its a small dog house?
Who whants to be a millionaire?
Actually, it was none because ice cream doesn't have bones in it.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Mr.Mewtwo on July 23, 2011, 14:25: An answer.

If you eat a shoe then why do clouds float?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: CAPITAL BETA on July 23, 2011, 14:33: Because carrots are orange.

Why are carrots orange?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: blake. on July 23, 2011, 14:37: because of the chemical called carotene which gives the carrot the orange colour

also, sometime ago, carrots used to be white and brown and stuff, but then some dutch people decided to make a tribute to some other dutch guy with orange in his name by growing orange carrots... people seemed to be partial to the hue, so it stuck? :D

magnets, how do they work?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 23, 2011, 14:40: really strong sticky notes.

why is my computer black?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 24, 2011, 04:46: Because it isn't red

What actually is a Hiccup?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 24, 2011, 12:31: Hiccups are the result of an involuntary, spasmodic contraction of the diaphragm followed by the closing of the throat.

Hiccups are one of the most common, but thankfully mildest, disorders to which humans are prey. Virtually everyone experiences them at some point, but they rarely last long or require a doctor's care. Occasionally, a bout of hiccups will last longer than two days, earning it the name "persistent hiccups." Very few people will experience intractable hiccups, in which hiccups last longer than one month.

A hiccup involves the coordinated action of the diaphragm and the muscles that close off the windpipe (trachea). The diaphragm is a dome-shaped muscle separating the chest and abdomen, normally responsible for expanding the chest cavity for inhalation. Sensation from the diaphragm travels to the spinal cord through the phrenic nerve and the vagus nerve, which pass through the chest cavity and the neck. Within the spinal cord, nerve fibers from the brain monitor sensory information and adjust the outgoing messages that control contraction. These messages travel along the phrenic nerve.

Irritation of any of the nerves involved in this loop can cause the diaphragm to undergo involuntary contraction, or spasm, pulling air into the lungs. When this occurs, it triggers a reflex in the throat muscles. Less than a tenth of a second afterward, the trachea is closed off, making the characteristic "hic" sound.

(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdS8PFb60e03SQuzL3IgcVH3O5_6hvYdV7rJvTzbaiF7FLcgUj0GDWFOXi)
what is the man eating?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 24, 2011, 12:53: (Activate bad french accent) he ate YOUR MOTHER!

Starlight,
Can you give me the fame?
Can you hurl me the game?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 24, 2011, 13:11: no, i cant. im sorry.

do you like waflles?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 24, 2011, 13:41: WELLYAIGISSAHBUYERWASINYERTIMNOUTRANSLATINTHISRUB IS!

What happens when you turn your boombox to double base?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 24, 2011, 14:08: you eat a banana and your house falls down. :'(

do you like pancakes?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 24, 2011, 14:30: please reference section 3.7 of the treat rulebook, for there thou shall find thoust answer.

Do ya like french toast?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 24, 2011, 15:02: ^shoot i was gonna say that......

well, i do.
uhm........... do you eat?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Spriter on July 25, 2011, 20:47: Yes, I eat ROFLCopters.

Hey you! Yeah you! Wanna cookie?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 25, 2011, 21:04: if it looks and tastes as it were a blue gummi

how hot is it outside? 92 deegrees F here
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 25, 2011, 23:35: it's about 12 or 13 degrees where I live

pepsi max?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 26, 2011, 12:11: yes!!!!!!!!!!

bananas, non?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: arcaninexx on July 26, 2011, 12:19: Non!

Fish or really deep fried onions?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 26, 2011, 12:24: BAH. neither.

are you a crudmonkey
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on July 27, 2011, 21:47: No you are.

How many Pokemon can I have for pets?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 27, 2011, 21:49: as many as you like, but you can only have 6 with you, the rest must go in your PC. ;D

how many pokemon do you WANT for pets?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on July 27, 2011, 21:56: 49000000000000000000000.

How about you?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on July 28, 2011, 11:37: 649+

One+two=?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 28, 2011, 13:34: Th-...... sorry i forgot. lemme think.

Oh right!!!! 3!!!

how many fingers am i holding up????
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on July 28, 2011, 14:33: None 'cuz we can't see 'em.

What starter should I choose?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 30, 2011, 13:08: WURMPLE.

do you like pie?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 30, 2011, 16:12: yes, exept any with meat, vegetable, sugar, or pastry in.

Do you know where the nearest bus stop is?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on July 30, 2011, 18:41: Smoothie please :D

How do you spell Dinosaur?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on July 30, 2011, 20:53: EAAAAAAAAAAA-Z.
Miss D, mis i, miss- uhh, DIE!!! *pull out raygun*

What is your strategy for CoD:Bo zombies?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on July 31, 2011, 12:55: KILL EVERYBODY!!!!!

what is a burp?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on August 02, 2011, 02:11: When you die.

What is a Yanma Rock?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 10:53: Your ~~ass~~

Are stupid questions stupid questions?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 02, 2011, 11:25: Well, to answer that question, we have to know the meaning of stupid. If you think stupid as in ' Lacking intelligence or common sense' Then, a stupid question (S) Would need equal amounts of Intelligence (I) and common sense, (C) Then -1S=I+C. so, being stupid rquires intelligence and common sense.
So no. A stupid question is actually a very smart question.

Have you had a accident at work?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 02, 2011, 11:42: As in WHICH type of "accident"?

2B or not 2B? That is the question (pencil)
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on August 03, 2011, 03:36: I prefer an HB pencil ;D

Is Bob your Uncle?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 03, 2011, 13:40: nope. a great great grand~~mother~~father.

what the heck is wrong with you??
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Pokemon Trainer Red on August 03, 2011, 14:41: Many, many things.

Where's the beef?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 03, 2011, 15:04: sorry, inside of me. ::)

(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR5nfplOsW4B9sqnHFdPZ-33p87ZyGCIDsvxSZeOTyhfA0A0_LJNTRz_cQ) how many fingers am i holding up?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 03, 2011, 16:31: 1. 1 finger. Although that 1 finger has 5 hands on. Ah, no, Hah, I see what you were doing there, 4 hands, and a ELBOW!

compleat this sentance.
Miahi, mihahoo miha....
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 03, 2011, 23:23: Whatever.

What Hogwarts house are you in? I'm in Gryffindor.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 04, 2011, 09:58: I'M IN THE HORDE!!
WoW and Horde ftw.
Whats that mysterious ticking noise?
Snape, Snape, Severous Snape
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Sizacu on August 04, 2011, 10:14: The sound of a rather popular Harry Potter fad P:

Why do gigabytes look blue?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 04, 2011, 10:42: Because they're sad.
:(

If my minigun fire $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, how much will it cost to fire it for twelve seconds?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 04, 2011, 12:04: An unknown amount o' cash that I can't calculate for 2 reasons:
1) Just had [size=20]4 HOURS[/size] of Math assignment.
2) I'm in Yr 8/8th grade

Are YOU a Master?
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Post by: Kona on August 04, 2011, 12:09: Quote from: The Revengineer on August 04, 2011, 10:42
Because they're sad.
:(

If my minigun fire $200 custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute, how much will it cost to fire it for twelve seconds?
$120,000

That wasn't too hard dude. I'm in year 8 too. (Maybe it's 'cause I'm a massive nerd and <3 TF2)

Yes I am a master.

If I were a dinosaur what would my species name be?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 04, 2011, 12:13: Ithinkhismatesaurus.
Yes, yes they did!
(Apologies for the reference and awful pun.)

Approximately speaking, how long would it take for the woodchuck to chuck the maximum amount of wood a woodchuck can, indeed, chuck.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 04, 2011, 12:22: As long as it takes, of course!

Who did you like better, OranBerrySandvich or Revengineer? I like OBS better.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 05, 2011, 15:48: OranBerrySanvich, it has SOMETHING to do with pokemon(not that i do either)

how many seashells are there by the seashore?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on August 05, 2011, 22:47: Depends on how many shells she sells.

Roughly 13.7 billion years ago an accident called 'the Big Bang' happened. If the beginning of the universe was an accident, what does that make you?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 05, 2011, 23:07: Pointless.

Is the meaning of life really just more hats?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 06, 2011, 02:46: No, the meaning of life is living.

Who stole the Queen of Hearts tarts?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 07, 2011, 19:59: him.(http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRYEyHPR198BAZsXzpDuL7LC5lBBTHOX9Z-NAHOLTiQBztRKqLs8IC2NYA)
since my printer works, does my cousin have a mustache?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 12, 2011, 17:50: Yes, you printed one out and stuck it to his upper lip.

Do you like waffles?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 12, 2011, 18:25: To work this out, we need to use my patented "Waffle Formula." If we imagine "w" represents the waffle and how much one enjoys it, "e" as how much we COULD enjoy it, and "t" as the tastiness of the waffle, the approximate value of enjoyment can be worked out using this simple formula:
w = te
However, we must incorporate any flavourings that may be added, or any other flavour modifiers. If it changes the flavour of the waffle drastically, to the point where one cannot/can only barely taste the original waffle, use "m" (modifier). If the waffle can still be tasted, use "f" (flavouring). If the taste is bad, use an appropriate negative number. If it's good, use an appropriate positive number. Taking this into account, the formula can look like this:
w = te
This:
w = te + f
This:
w = tem
Or this:
w = tem + f
If the result exceeds 0, then the waffle is liked, the level depending on how high the number is. If it is a negative, then the waffle is disliked, the level depending on how low the number is. Using this formula, I calculated that I do indeed, like waffles.

Will I always be ronery?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 12, 2011, 22:08: uh, sure.

if i hate verizon, are TVs non-twertuirthersless?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on August 14, 2011, 07:56: Well durr they are.

And what is the answer to the "Peach Theory"

The peach is not a peach if you take the flavor out of the peack and put it in a food.
And the food doesn't ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY taste like a peach.
It isn't the TRUE PURE peach taste and obviously the peach still won't taste like the peach was before because you took this peach flavor out.
And then and then and then the peach won't taste like anything but BLAND fruit I say, BLAND!
But still, it doesn't taste like anything.
So how can you make this food taste like like like the true peach?
I've been trying to find this out for many years... nights of sleepless sleep.
And Dr.Conwell still keeps making me confused.
That is the maker of the Peach Theory.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 14, 2011, 12:29: by putting SUGAR IN IT!!!! mwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

If Revengineers patented 'Waffle Formula' doesnt work,how do i know if i like waffles our
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 15, 2011, 11:26: By eating one.

If your Luxray started growing Jirachi's wish tags, what would you do?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 15, 2011, 14:07: id write on them. duh.

What is wrong with Timn The Milkman?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Shadow Lykan™ on August 15, 2011, 15:51: He doesn't we'll milk.

What colour is the green grass?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 16, 2011, 01:21: RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

why arent boxers really just boxes?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 17, 2011, 09:27: Too brown.
Whats that coming over the hill?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 17, 2011, 13:50: oh my god its you everyone run inside mad german dude on the lose

is it a bad thing?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 17, 2011, 20:31: Murder is a bad thing
HILARIOUSLY BAD!
:D

Whos a dwarf and digging a hole?
diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 17, 2011, 23:07: Quote from: RichtoFAN on August 17, 2011, 20:31
diggy diggy hole, im digging a hole
xD

its a.... idk

if heads have lungs, why is my foot on my head!
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 19, 2011, 21:43: ARGHHHHHH! [/headslposion]

Oh, thats cos you have dancer.
not Cancer. Dancer.

there is one they fear. Who?
(skyrefrence FTW)
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 19, 2011, 21:49: I HAVE NO IDEA!
Meet the Medic reference, brah.

Should I be awake for this?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 19, 2011, 22:01: nope. so i will put you to sleep with my............................................... ..... MAGIC SLEEPING POTION!!!!(its copyrighted)
WHY?!?!
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 24, 2011, 13:42: Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 25, 2011, 00:10: Quote from: pokemongeek on August 24, 2011, 13:42
Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
um. youre supposed to answer my question and then post another question. so, back to...
Quote from: The Royal Banana on August 19, 2011, 22:01
WHY?!?!
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on August 25, 2011, 08:14: Because.

Does Arbok evolve into Seviper?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on August 25, 2011, 14:51: Only if you're high....

What color is the Red Gyrados?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Spriter on August 26, 2011, 16:18: Watch the topic!

Is it true?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 26, 2011, 20:33: Purple.

Whos played moon yet?
(I nearly had, but my cousin came over while I was on the loading screen. D: )
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 26, 2011, 20:36: Neil Armstrong.

Are you sure this will work?!
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on August 26, 2011, 20:38: I HAVE NO IDEA!
nope.avi
DED.

Who will POOTIS penser here?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on August 26, 2011, 20:46: "Erectin' a-"
"I think not."
*Stabbed*

Where's Archimedes?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Alfie Timewolf on August 26, 2011, 22:11: Under the stairs.

Finders Keepers or Losers Weepers?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: CC|The 2nd Coming on August 26, 2011, 22:17: Drivers beepers.

So, when's the apocalypse?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on August 26, 2011, 23:57: in your PANTS!!!!

9+7+7885+75643+89376897+4657053276+65436577587687-89567-275=???
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 01, 2011, 14:17: Pink Donphan!!!!

Is Natalie Portman's baby boy the Antichrist?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Jarl ulfric stormcloak on September 02, 2011, 19:41: no, but hes the anti chocolate :'(

why dont I like WoW anymore?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: The Mudkip on September 04, 2011, 16:22: Because you killed of all the female elves :3

Did you eat my cookie?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on September 11, 2011, 00:18: no, but he did.
(http://ts2.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1212047819317&id=4adeda1a5b8ca4086c6763e47979f089&url=http%3a%2f%2fs2.hubimg.com%2fu%2f1034621_f520.jpg)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 23, 2011, 07:07: Depends if you're a Munchlax or not.

Black or Platinum?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 24, 2011, 02:53: Pink!

Will Magikarp beat Pikachu?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on September 24, 2011, 03:45: NO.

2B or not 2B? (pencil joke)
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on October 03, 2011, 20:47: 2B (i don't get it :'( )

Why did my pencil break?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 03, 2011, 20:49: Because it was used by the President of Amanda Knox.

Why does my TV hate SOAP Operas?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 04, 2011, 00:52: ^Because it would short-circuit?

Why are Sprite shops everyone's favourites?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 04, 2011, 01:47: Because everyone hates them.

Why are gloves trees?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 04, 2011, 02:42: Because they're green-black eggs.

XD or Colosseum?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 04, 2011, 02:53: Meow!

Can I play?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 04, 2011, 03:40: Woof!

Fill the blank: 'Let's Play ______'
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 04, 2011, 19:59: PIE!

Ghost or Dog?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 04, 2011, 20:59: Neither, ghost-dog!

If the world is a 3D circle what shape is it?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 05, 2011, 01:38: Giant Jigglypuff!

What's Brock's name?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 05, 2011, 05:03: Boroque Monsieur.

What is Ash hiding?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 10, 2011, 19:19: Scissors!

Can I run with scissors?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 10, 2011, 19:34: Only if I can.

If a pig is flying on Pink Floyd's album Animals, does tht mean I can too?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 10, 2011, 19:36: Candle.

Is my computer a PC?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 11, 2011, 06:47: If you mean Public Cavalry, yes it is.

Who's better: Joeno or Typhlosion?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 11, 2011, 21:34: My Aunt Flo

Is the answer to the next question my mom?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Sizacu on October 11, 2011, 22:05: Your mother i-- .. hold on a minute..

I slapped a chair. What should I do next to make it speak to me?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 11, 2011, 22:21: No eat it

If clouds are water what is fire
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 11, 2011, 22:24: Something you find in spaaaaaaaaaaaaaace.

What do I do if I give someone lemons, but he gets his engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns my house down?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 11, 2011, 22:25: Eat ice cream

What's 2 tree's cubed?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: kr9q on October 11, 2011, 23:29: Diet Pepsi™!

Whats KGC?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 11, 2011, 23:39: Kokiri grilled Cucco(actually that wasn't too stupid an answer...damn)

What is the lawn mowers worst nightmare besides fire breathing hoses?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 12, 2011, 10:45: The spirits of Kokiri Grilled Cuccos.

What does WWII stand for?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 12, 2011, 11:51: Wiggly Weedle Is Insured

Can we do it?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 12, 2011, 12:36: [lol i love this game]
Who cares I got pie

Where does meat come from in pokemon XD
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 14, 2011, 09:33: ^ XD being the smiley or the actual game?
^Being answer & question.
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 14, 2011, 14:37: XD Being a smiley, sorry for the confusion

Milktank knows the move milk drink, is it drinking from it's own utter?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 15, 2011, 05:50: Yes. It is a COW! (seriously, look at it. It is female [only kidding] AND it's based on one)

What would you call a female Slowpoke that is level 37?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 15, 2011, 12:35: Slowpoke!!!!

What is Pikachu's name in Japanese?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 15, 2011, 12:47: Derpy Hooves

Why is Jirachi a crappy pokemon?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 15, 2011, 20:48: Because Steel sucks. I mean, only SE against 2 types?!? Come on!!!

What is Pikachu doing in SSBB?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 16, 2011, 11:49: Thinking!

Why is Donkey Kong an ape?
Title: Re: ask a stupid question...
Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 17, 2011, 03:45: So he can go bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 18, 2011, 08:17: Yawn.

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Yawn?
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 18, 2011, 16:46: Zzzz snore zzz snorlax zzz pie...CAKE

Why is the cake a lie? D:
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 19, 2011, 06:02: Because Rawk Hawk sent it to you while in the Glitz Pit, ~~Mario~~ Gonzales.
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 19, 2011, 16:55: Y u no ask question?

And why do you want to be the very best, like no one ever was?
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Post by: Kona on October 19, 2011, 17:49: Because to cook them is my real test, to eat them is my cause.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 19, 2011, 18:34: We were going to paint it red, but nobody was willing to bleed to death.

Why so serious?
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Post by: The Collector on October 19, 2011, 18:39: because there's a gun pointed at my head

what is a cat-o-nine-tails?
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 19, 2011, 20:20: It's like a cat-o-lantern, just the cat's image is inked onto a Ninetales's fur.

What is the meaning of life, the universe and everything?
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 25, 2011, 15:52: Rather the cake then the pie XD

A wild Shiny Charizad appears...you have no pokemon....Fight Bag Run?
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 26, 2011, 12:47: CYRUS threw one CUSTARD PIE! CHARIZARD was pied! CHARIZARD flew to MT. MOON!

What happens when something happens when something happens when something happens when something happens?
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 26, 2011, 20:57: Absolutely nothing at all!

Who was phone?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 27, 2011, 11:05: I

7 8 9?
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on October 27, 2011, 19:56: Ew, no. 9 is disgusting.

What is the cake?
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on October 29, 2011, 22:04: OECAKE!

...?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 29, 2011, 22:38: ...!

...Can I LOL?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 30, 2011, 00:06: Pikachu!

What's a fax machine called?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on October 30, 2011, 20:32: A Faux Machine!

Can Pikachu hold balloons AND a surfboard at the same time?
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Post by: kr9q on October 31, 2011, 13:02: Not uless he is holding a DS too.

Why did it snow in October?
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Post by: Kpyna on October 31, 2011, 13:38: because christmas town tried to do halloween town's job this year

what is my dog looking at?
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Post by: kr9q on October 31, 2011, 14:15: Your Awesome sig!

Why is The Potter Puppet Pals so funny!
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 01, 2011, 19:10: Puppets can be as naughty as they want and NEVER get arrested!

Is it November?
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Post by: kr9q on November 01, 2011, 19:14: No. Its Octobuary.

Man Up and Modern Family?
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Post by: PKMN Trainer Leo on November 01, 2011, 20:33: Because I'm Thirsty Gawd ><

I have a flamethrower, and there is a tree in my front yard i don't like, should I burn it?
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Post by: Cyrus Shadowclaw on November 06, 2011, 18:15: No, because that's CRUELTY TO COWS.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 06, 2011, 20:22: Chuck Norris!!!!!

What's a doughnut?
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on November 13, 2011, 12:42: Your mom.

Why is it so CCCCCOOOOOLLLLLDDDD????????????????????
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on November 14, 2011, 01:18: You're in a freezer, silly!!!!

Can Chuck Norris die?
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Post by: Gusparce on December 04, 2011, 02:22: Sure he can, but only I can do it.

Can a chicken cross a road?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 12, 2011, 04:39: TO SAFE THE WORLD! :o

Do carebears care to, man?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 12, 2011, 11:06: Not if they are drunk!

What's a donut?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 12, 2011, 14:16: A eyeball that you eat! :laugh:

Dot chefs eat banannas?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 12, 2011, 23:46: IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is Miss Piggy?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 12, 2011, 23:54: A sausage link!

Do rainbow unicorns eat butterflys? ;D
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 13, 2011, 00:24: No, they eat butterflies.
(http://www.youthink.com/images/2010/08/09/youthinkdotcom_2892203_231678.jpg)

WHY ARE YOU PUNCHING MY SALAD?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 13, 2011, 00:30: I am punching your salad!

Peter Piper picked a patch of pickled peppers... how many peppers did Petter Piper pick!
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 13, 2011, 01:31: 100, then he swelled up to the size of a whale because he forgot he was allergic to pickled pepper!

Do they know it's Christmas time at all?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 13, 2011, 03:05: I am punching your christmas tree!

Who like chicken fried chicken?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 13, 2011, 04:42: Not the chicken!

Os it snowing?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 14, 2011, 01:10: Yes... Yes it is...

Do Shetland Ponys eat candy?
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 14, 2011, 01:24: And they then they choke AHAHAHA!!!! XD

Why do whales swim...?
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Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 14, 2011, 01:26: They don't, they fly

WHY DOES MY SHOULDER HURT? argh
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 14, 2011, 01:29: Because it decided to.

Why are norway and Iceland always sitting on whales!? Is everything I know in this world WRONG!? Nooooooooooo!
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Post by: kr9q on December 15, 2011, 01:09: Because they want to.

Why do I feel like swearing at my mom?
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 15, 2011, 01:11: Because your Mother sweared at you! *gasps*

Why is the pen on my desk filled with red ink...?
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Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 15, 2011, 23:14: Because [insert long explanation here]

Why is it impossible!??!
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Post by: Gusparce on December 15, 2011, 23:45: Because its not!

Why is the sky green?
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Post by: Galindafied~ :) on December 16, 2011, 01:50: Because the world is a fish bowl! and the owners hasn't cleaned it for awhile... XD

Happy Lama Or Sad Lama?
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Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 16, 2011, 01:53: Llama.

What's a termintioninging decimiml?
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 16, 2011, 02:46: Well I think you spelt that wrong so it must be a blue vase.

Why is my avater so freakin' cute!?
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Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 16, 2011, 02:47: Because I made it of course :3

Y U NO GIVE ME CREDIT FR ME WORK
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 16, 2011, 02:49: because you are needy!

Why can't I get a Jigglypuff?
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Post by: ♥MotionlessInWhite♥ on December 16, 2011, 02:56: Because they run from people like... you! Kidding, kidding!

Why do I not put any credit in my Profile for IvanWolf???
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Post by: Spriter on December 20, 2011, 12:24: Because you are secretly twins with no memories of each other.

Why did I take an arrow to the knee?
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on December 20, 2011, 13:01: Because the arrow likes your knee.

Why does fish oil smell so good?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 15:39: Because you're a fish!

Where is the Great Wall of China located?
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on December 20, 2011, 15:43: somewhere in Finland!

1+1-2=?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 16:18: streftxrghdfghfgxdfsxtrxegfdfdhtrghdetrhxefhxdghe xdtrh!

Who is in my house?
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 20, 2011, 16:52: (http://everyboty.net/shared/emotipix/confused/fighter%20jet-airplane-idk%20lol-i%20dunno-I%20don't%20kno.png)

What's the best way to protect against [pokemonname] fanatics?
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Post by: Sizacu on December 20, 2011, 19:58: Become one.

How do lightbulbs work?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 20, 2011, 23:23: Light

Are the Four Apocalyptic Horsemen among us now?
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on December 21, 2011, 12:44: yes
NOW THEY SHALL RISE
AND KILL THINGS!!!

where is my toe?!
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 21, 2011, 13:11: TOE-ronto!

Is Courtney Cox Arquette Death?
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Post by: Reshurott Inferno on January 09, 2012, 05:58: Errr... No? IDK.

Is a 50/100 in an exam a fail or a pass?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on January 23, 2012, 00:59: HULK SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can Magikarp swim?
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Post by: Kamui on January 23, 2012, 01:08: Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 03, 2012, 14:14: Because chuck norris said there should be one

How long is a peice of string?
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Post by: Lugiafanatic on February 18, 2012, 14:20: A few miles.

What's the first letter of the alphabet?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 16:15: Cheese

What is god?
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 18:42: A Cross between a Narwhal amd a Cat.

What does a Baby elephant look like if it is born into a bowl of Raspberry Ripple, with extra Raspberry?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 18:45: A cake

What is the worst film in the universe
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 18:46: YOUR FACE.

Does Chuck Norris own an extra fist in his Beard?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 18:50: Duh, family said it was true, so that makes it true.

What is the word?(please note there is only one possible answer to this one)
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 18:57: Occurred? Just messing with ya, it's Bird.

Why?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 19:01: Cos god(A Cross between a Narwhal amd a Cat) and the devil and Buddha decided it would be so.

Who killed me?
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 19:04: All 3 of your Ex wives.

What is a TV remote?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 19:07: A space ship

What question should I ask?
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Post by: EagleEye101 : Impactz on February 18, 2012, 19:11: Preferably a question.

What was the original name of hit band: 'The Rolling Stones'?
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Post by: Uncle Garnetto on February 18, 2012, 19:13: The tools

Where can I buy a second hand, second hand, second hand shop
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Post by: roysde456 on September 15, 2012, 03:50: at A CHINA TEMPLE :P

where will aliens invade with power rangers?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on September 15, 2012, 04:23: Inside their heads where they will expand in size and make the Rangers' head explode quite violently!

Why doesn't P!nk dye herself pink?
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 09, 2014, 17:12: Because this is not a proper answer for my question, which is why pigeons do no evolve into foxes using a rolling stone.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 11, 2014, 23:00: Because that would be too simple.

Why is the sky blue?
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Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on May 11, 2014, 23:08: It's to do with light scatterings and how there are many small blue wavelengths which cause it to be seen by our eyes as blue. Ofc though that's only the human perception of it to be blue, for all we know it may not be blue at all...

How did we become who we are?
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on May 11, 2014, 23:11: Wizard did it!

Is destiny predetermined or is it random?
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 11, 2014, 23:16: Mega-Banette says it is binding ;3

Why are we still discussing about Todomochi Life and not OR/AS? Or even ShinyBlziken's status of mind.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 12, 2014, 00:35: Because that sort of topic is beyond your mental capacity.

Why aren't we discussing Scout's state of mind?
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Post by: Wolstenholme on May 12, 2014, 10:26: Because the first rule of Scout's state of mind is "don't talk about Scout's state of mind."

Why am I not married to a Swiss violin player?
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 12, 2014, 16:17: Because you are more worthy for the Epic Sax Guy.

Why did ShinyBlaziken state that those topics were beyond my state of mind, if I have evidence that supports I am actually beyond those topics and thus I have no need to discuss them with rants?
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Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on May 12, 2014, 16:21: because you dont.
why am i posting on some dumb forums games thread when i should be working for an exam tomorrow?
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Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 12, 2014, 16:39: Because I have evidence that the exam will be a piece of cake.

(http://i.imgur.com/qx8wtt3.jpg)
See?

Why must you defeat Sheng Long?
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Post by: SirBlaziken on May 12, 2014, 23:08: Because you already beat Long Sheng. Duh.

Quote from: Delicious_Scout on May 12, 2014, 16:39
Because I have evidence that the exam will be a piece of cake.
(http://i.imgur.com/qx8wtt3.jpg)
See?

Seems legit?
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Post by: The name master on October 11, 2015, 17:13: When I'm 18, can I watch an 18 film?