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Title: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 03, 2011, 00:16: Basically? Say something that will make them cry their eyes out for years to come. Say something that will force them into hiding, which they will never come out of. Say something that will cause an emotional crit.

I will say somethng to the person below, due to the lack of person above.
"You do not deserve cake of any kind, and will never be allowed any. Ever."
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 03, 2011, 17:55: {But I like cake :'( lol}

You will never reach your secret dream of making the worlds largest cookie, you are a failed cookie maker!
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Post by: EvilJolteonOfDoom on October 03, 2011, 20:48: You won't get a PAY CHECK.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on October 03, 2011, 21:57: You will not get to fly. No one can fly. You are no exception.
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Post by: Inferna on October 03, 2011, 22:20: You're tacky and i hate you. [/schoolofrock]
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 05, 2011, 17:14: We are sorry to tell you that you have not been accepted into NASA space college...
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Post by: Legacy on October 05, 2011, 17:23: I just stole your face =D now you must walk around day in day out, with no face and no way of anybody recognising you.
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Post by: The Mudkip on October 05, 2011, 18:03: I broke your leg(acy) :P
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Post by: Sizacu on October 05, 2011, 18:20: I ate your cookie.
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on October 05, 2011, 21:15: I huffed and puffed and your house fell down.
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Post by: Specstile on October 05, 2011, 21:28: I am sorry to say this but, GALADE is not in OU
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Post by: Legacy on October 05, 2011, 21:37: I licked your nose. No wait, I poked it with my tongue. My mistake.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 06, 2011, 10:31: I ate your cheesecake, it was delicious
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Post by: sylar on October 06, 2011, 14:08: you are not the angel's girl and all the angels were in actual fact killed
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Post by: Legacy on October 06, 2011, 17:12: I love you.

No I don't.

I hope you feel that in the deepest darkest part of your heart.

Oh.

And meow to you sir.

That's to destroy your soul while I'm here.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 06, 2011, 17:25: You may love Scrafties.
But Scrafties don't love you back.
They loathe you.
They DESPISE you.
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Post by: Inferna on October 06, 2011, 18:01: Blastoise is not actually equipped to be a soldier, its cannons fire party poppers rather than rockets.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 06, 2011, 19:33: Y'know Spongebob?
He dosn't live in a pineapple.
He lives in a strawberry.
Now your crying, because everything you know is wrong!
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Post by: Sebastian Moran on October 06, 2011, 20:20: it's spelled "now you're crying", because in that phrase it's the shorter version of "you are".
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Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on October 10, 2011, 17:29: The universe is NOT for raptors but cute cuddly Jigglypuff!!!!
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Post by: Nightmare Eater on October 10, 2011, 18:31: You are not a geek at all. Just a normal fan.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 10, 2011, 18:43: You are not denomic, in fact you are not a ranger either.
And to prove I broke your heart I took a photo </3 Because I am evil
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Post by: sylar on October 10, 2011, 19:17: it's actually spelled demonic
evil hates your english skills
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 10, 2011, 19:52: You're a grammer nerd! No one likes a grammer nerd
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 10, 2011, 20:14: Damien doesn't love you back.
Nobody does, or ever will.
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Post by: Legacy on October 10, 2011, 20:25: Ouch <.< I felt that <.<

You just broke a young girls heart. Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.
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Post by: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on October 10, 2011, 21:11: @Soldiertoise - </3 you're a meanie lol
*
You will only be able to afford cold beans for the next two years!
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Post by: Spriter on October 11, 2011, 21:01: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

lol jk, I hate you.
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Post by: OranBerrySandvich on October 11, 2011, 21:10: Quote from: Legacy on October 10, 2011, 20:25
Now you will spend an eternity living alone, becoming a hermit, and eventually leaving this world with a pebble as your best friend.
Are you... Stalking me? And prtraying my life for all to see?

That may be your favourite sprte, but it's still rubbish. Seriously, I can do better using PVA glue and food colouring. In fact, each and every single one of your sprites are a waste of pixels.
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Post by: Gusparce on December 04, 2011, 02:21: You will live in a small hut in the remote island of the middle east. Why? Your Blastoise shall sell you for some chocolate.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 15, 2013, 20:09: You're a pathetic nerd who loves the stupidest pokemon there is.
Grow up, you crusty old man. And put some clean underwear on.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 16, 2013, 15:36: :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

You just fell in love with a slug, congratulations! >:D
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Post by: NTN on July 17, 2013, 04:05: *Takes hammer out of drawer*
*Cuts ShinyBlaziken2000 open with surgery*
*Takes out his heart*
*Breaks it with hammer*
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 14:50: talk about literal :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :dry: :o

YOu are no longer in the uber tier
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 16:23: Blaziken is the new KFC mascot!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 16:37: He's not a Blaziken, he's a Blazicario.
(Idiot)
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 17:29: ShinyBlaziken2000, does the 'Blaziken' not give it away. Ты - Тупой!!!!!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 19:33: Hah! I'm confusing both of you!

Also, robin, your cat food!
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 19:36: You are cat litter! And worst of all, your parents didn't tell you! (And don't even bother translating my name, just call me Dick if you can't type Russian)
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 19:58: Hey Richard! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

I'm will not call you dick! Now I will spam evil faces

>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 20:00: :mad:

Fine, Barry! Yes, that's right, your now called Barry! Deal with it! (This is going to be incredibly awkward if that is your name :tongue2:)
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Post by: sylar on July 17, 2013, 20:00: dragonite is a Nerd
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 20:03: Your avvy looks like a girl
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 20:03: You, sir, are a Толстые Тупой Корова!!!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 20:05: russian is so soviat union era
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 20:07: I'm not even partly Russian, so you can insult Russia all you want :tongue2:

Your Blaziken is secretly an Infernape!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: sylar on July 17, 2013, 20:45: Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 17, 2013, 20:03
Your avvy looks like a girl

my avatar is a girl...
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 20:48: You will never eat another cookie in your life!!! You can't live without cookies!!! (I really want a cookie now...)
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 20:57: Superheroes are so lame......
and so is Dragonite......
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 21:04: Robin isn't technically a superhero

Hitmonchu is a moronic infersparce
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 21:28: You'll never get a girlfriend
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 21:34: I have one already :tongue2: (ok, that's not entirely accurate, but I can't be arsed to explain the complexities of it all)

You will never watch MLP again!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 21:40: Robin died 5 minutes ago.
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 21:41: He's already dead (at least, the latest one is)

You aren't shiny!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 22:33: you're a friggin' dragonite.
that's insult enough.
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 22:37: I suppose it's no salamence...

Your a little white fairy thing!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 22:41: wut?
You worship Satan.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 22:45: You worship god! (Frankly, I believe the satan is at least a marginally more plausible story, so I would see worshipping god as a greater insult to my intellect)
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 22:47: Actually.... :wub:

Your mom just killed your dog!
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 22:49: My dog is currently licking my face...

You are forever doomed to be a Brony!!!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 22:52: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo

You are forever doomed to smell like your dog's poop
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 22:53: Oh, harsh. Oh well, enough Hollister aftershave should hide it ;D

You are never going to love again!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 17, 2013, 23:01: you taste like ckiiiiikne
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Post by: quack98 on July 17, 2013, 23:08: How do you know what I taste like? :ohmy:

You can't sprite!
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Post by: lugia95 on July 17, 2013, 23:16: Batman is better without Robin!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 17, 2013, 23:47: Ho-oh is better than lugia! (not really)
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Post by: lugia95 on July 18, 2013, 00:49: Swampert is better than Blaziken!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 03:23: :'( That stings.

Lugia is just a fancy pelipper
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 07:20: Quote from: lugia95 on July 17, 2013, 23:16
Batman is better without Robin!

We all know this can never be true!!!

Blaziken is really a turkey not a chicken
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 13:50: Thanksgiving anyone?

No one can read Russian bar you and the voices in your head
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 15:48: "Bar you and the voices in your head?"
Your grammar is horrible.
And I made the sprite for you so you would stop bothering me.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 16:13: I said it was good only so you don't look like an idiot
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 18, 2013, 16:16: Blazikens are actually DUCKS!

I'msosorrypleaseforgiveme:'(
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 16:18: I can see that tiny text.
So you failed.
And your username is awful.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 18, 2013, 16:20: D= OH IT'S ON NOW!!!

Spriting is a dying art!
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 16:21: You can't even sprite so get off my back.
And portal is so last-year.
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 18, 2013, 16:22: Pfft, and spriting is sooo three years ago.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 16:23: Zombies are stupid
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 16:31: Backwards n's are so last year
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 18, 2013, 16:32: Shinies aren't that great anymore.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 16:34: У не тебя есть мороженое!
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Post by: MzLuluZombi on July 18, 2013, 16:39: Whatever you said indicates that you are a horrible person. It says so right here. We weren't even testing for that.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 16:44: How can you fail in this? This isn't even a test. - GLaDOS
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:24: stop it with your annoying Portal references. You are inconsiderate failures who live in your mothers' basements.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on July 18, 2013, 17:27: hitmonchu is so last week
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:30: You're annoying.
And I stole your candy bar.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 17:31: Hitmonchu is kicking a pony in the face
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:33: DURHURHUR DERP HUR DUR DERPDERP HURR
that's what I thought you said
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 17:34: You are a statistical moron. That's right, even statistics can't help you
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Post by: lugia95 on July 18, 2013, 17:36: You are a moron because you didn't put a full stop at the end of your post.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 17:37: Oh yeah?
Well, I'm gonna turn this topic into a role-play thread. HAHAHAHAHA! >:D

The little devils were completely overwhelming.
"Help, oh help!" I yelled.
(in this story we play as our avatar)
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 17:38: You are rubbish at role plays.
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Post by: XephHunter on July 18, 2013, 21:24: (Oh ho ho burn!)
ShinyInfernape2000 bursts in and helps ShinyBlaziken... DIE.
"HAHAHAHA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!!!!!"
All the little devils praised and worshipped ShinyInfernape from now on.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 21:26: Infernape is named so because he is inferior to Blaziken

sorry, but the idea is to insult the person directly above you
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Post by: XephHunter on July 18, 2013, 22:40: No he's named from two words, inferno and ape.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 18, 2013, 22:41: I reported you.
No, seriously.
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Post by: quack98 on July 18, 2013, 22:45: Quote from: ShinyInfernape2000 on July 18, 2013, 22:40
No he's named from two words, inferno and ape.

You forgot the 'break the above persons heart' (which really means 'sort of, loosely, upset')

@ BS: Hitmonchu will never walk again
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Post by: XephHunter on July 18, 2013, 22:46: I didn't forget it I just ignored it.
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Post by: Hitmonchu on July 19, 2013, 00:19: Infernape is a Fraking chimp
And you want to :-* him
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 11:28: You didn't revive this topic, and your initials are mine backwards!

BronySpriter
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 25, 2013, 21:27: I Have an oven and a pastry recipe. I'm not afraid to put you in a pie.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:28: You smell like marmite. I hate marmite.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:29: I think pink is not a color any more than it is a food.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:31: You suit the colour pink very well. I think your new username should be MagentaBlaziken.

(That would be heartbreaking for you, right? :laugh:)
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:34: Oh it's on now!

Nate says he hates you! (not really)
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:41: (Eh, it wouldn't surprise me if he did tbh xD)

You smell really feminine!
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Post by: Meowstic Royalty on November 25, 2013, 21:42: I eat robins.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:43: You're 4x weak to fairies :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:43: You're 4x weak to fairies.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:44: But I like fairies :'(

You're weak to a giant pterodactyl that could engulf you with one bite.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:50: You have no originality at all.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:51: You're a really boring person.

SORRY!!!! You're really not!!!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:52: Your tiny text is hated by everyone on the site.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 21:53: All your text is hated by everyone in the world!

(I feel mean now... xD)
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 21:55: You life is hated by everyone in the UNIVERSE!

Well that escalated quickly
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 22:02: You're really mean and make everybody cry :'(
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 22:05: Good.

Your parents have disowned you.
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Post by: Spriter on November 25, 2013, 22:12: Roses are red, valentine's day is a lie,
you're single because you're ugly when you cry >:P
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 22:16: I'm cool with that.

You'll never find true love.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 25, 2013, 22:17: You'll never eat chocolate again!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 25, 2013, 22:44: You monster!

You are cursed on this day to on the full moon to turn into a yak!
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Post by: NTN on November 26, 2013, 21:20: You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 21:33: You smell funny.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 21:43: Quote from: Dark Lord on November 26, 2013, 21:20
You are a naive, headstrong, impatient child who rushes into situations without thinking and only ends up stumbling and failing whatever he's trying to accomplish. Also, you're weak and you lack the ability to put fear in the hearts of others. You're stuck making just Pokemon role plays. It seems that you don't have the ability to make something original like a non-Pokemon RP, or anything that can stand on its own.

You almost had me.

Quote from: Chlo on November 26, 2013, 21:33
You smell funny.

You never take anything seriously. I hate you.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 21:47: Every single Pokemon ever got a Mega Evolution. Except Blaziken.
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 21:50: You liar!

At least I'm not a soulless ignoramus who sold said soul to the media!
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 21:54: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 21:57: Well, the Harry Potter series was never even a series, just a figment of your imagination!
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 21:59: You're an arrogant, impertinent child who cannot wait longer than a minute for an RP post as you attempt to write about a character who is infinitely better than you despite being the most flawed on the RP.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:00: You're not even a fabulous poo. You're simply a poo. Nothing more.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:03: Yeah - well you're a smelly poohead :P
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:03: Same goes for you.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:05: You were born with poo in your mouth!
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:09: Yeah. Well I'm going to insult you with Christmas lyrics!

You're a bum
You're a punk
You're an old <possibly censored> on junk
Lying there almost dead on a drip in that bed
You scumbag, you maggot
You cheap lousy <possibly censored>
Happy Christmas your arse
I pray God it's our last
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Post by: NTN on November 26, 2013, 22:12: Your insults are pathetic.
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:13: You have no more power than a wet celery.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:15: You are feebler than a chipmunk
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:16: Pink doesn't suit you.
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:17: Don't lie to me, you monster!

You're not even as nice as GLaDOS!
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:18: (who is GLaDOS?)

I'm never talking to you ever again and I have no reason for doing it!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:21: (The evil robot from portal 2 who wants to kill your character or test on her for the rest of her existence.)

You smell like Nate :P
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:22: You smell like me! :P
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Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:23: You all smell like cow intestines!
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:23: Everything you say about someone else you're actually saying about yourself!
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Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:25: You're sassy - and you know which kind :laugh:
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Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:26: Oh no ;)

You got drunk once and told everyone all your secrets. We have the video :yeswink:
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on November 26, 2013, 22:27: Wait. You have that video??????? Who gave you it???

You tell lies to Nathan in an attempt to get with him. He's not interested.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: lugia95 on November 26, 2013, 22:28: That video Chloe has? Guess who gave it to her...
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:29: Nathan is not your brother. You were adopted.

DAMN SNIPE NATE. THANKS BUDDY :dry: ( ::) )

Dick isn't your brother. He is your son.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: NTN on November 26, 2013, 22:30: I wanted to tell Nate how I like him very much.

But you sniped me, you goat!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:31: Can I have that video?

You break mirrors by the mention of your name!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:32: Blaziken is actually the name for a wart you get on the bottom of your foot.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:33: Your first name is the French word for ignorance.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on November 26, 2013, 22:34: it's actually a greek word but whatever.

you aren't old enough to play pokemon. That is against the law.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:36: Remember your trip to the Harry Potter studios? Oh Yeah, it was fun, but you are banned from that place.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: NTN on November 26, 2013, 22:37: Your post count consists of crap that cheated its way onto the topic. Rather than posting just to make a comment on someone else's input, have something of your own to share. Otherwise, your posts will be petty as they are now.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 26, 2013, 22:40: Well, at least I don't eat kittens. PS, that is frowned upon in this society.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Gusparce on November 29, 2013, 07:42: Well, I don't know how to break it to you but...

Shiny Blaziken looks bad.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on November 29, 2013, 13:03: ^I actually agree, tbh.

Dunspare is just a random worm face, not a pokemon.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on December 23, 2013, 14:08: You're a meany! >:(
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on December 23, 2013, 15:19: Quote from: Dark Lord on November 26, 2013, 22:37
Your post count consists of crap that cheated its way onto the topic. Rather than posting just to make a comment on someone else's input, have something of your own to share. Otherwise, your posts will be petty as they are now.
no one cares about post count....

all of your friends secretly hate you. all of them.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 23, 2013, 20:39: Quote from: bread on December 23, 2013, 15:19
no one cares about post count....

actually i do and the fact that so many people spammed their way to 2000 when i've just got 1000 from good posts

#goodposts

infuriates me

ALSO YOU HAVE A HUGE PATCH OF MOLD ON YOUR BACK GET IN THE BIN FOOL
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Spriter on December 23, 2013, 20:42: You have a huge patch of ugly on your face :D
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 23, 2013, 20:45: you are that ugly
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on December 23, 2013, 22:57: #goodposts ? more like #reallyreallyhumiliatinglyawfulposts.
and ive like spammed my way to like 200 does that count
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: sans the skeleton on December 23, 2013, 23:20: Quote from: bread on December 23, 2013, 22:57
#goodposts ? more like #reallyreallyhumiliatinglyawfulposts.
and ive like spammed my way to like 200 does that count

#bestposts

i regret nothing

and no no you're not in our league get out
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on December 23, 2013, 23:41: You're a French fish. That means you're not even a nice fish - good fish come from the Icelandic Seas - you're just a rubbish river trout thing.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on December 24, 2013, 00:08: robin is a myth
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on December 24, 2013, 00:09: Quote from: Poison2007 on December 23, 2013, 23:20

and no no you're not in our league get out
toast is in our league! :ohmy:

you've got some mould on you.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Spriter on December 24, 2013, 11:47: I don't like your twitter name.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on December 24, 2013, 12:13: Quote from: Spriter SR|XL on December 24, 2013, 11:47
I don't like your twitter name.

what's wrong with it :(

I don't understand the SR|XL thing ugh
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Spriter on December 24, 2013, 12:28: I don't myself.

Follow Me is a bad song, if that is what your sig refers to...

~~I don't truly think it is, but I'm trying to be mean xD~~
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on December 24, 2013, 12:48: it is u r so mena
*mean,

that spheal was actually killed, your avatar is just it's carcas being spun on a pike.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on December 24, 2013, 12:53: draghost is gone, youre a widow now
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on December 24, 2013, 12:54: :'(

That slug ain't got no booty
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on December 30, 2013, 23:24: Draghost told everybody he was gonna divorce you.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on February 14, 2014, 00:09: you might be a mulholland fan, but mulholland is not a hitmonchu fan.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on February 14, 2014, 01:11: Typing without any capital letters is not cool.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on February 14, 2014, 02:28: its not supposed to be cool

im just too lazy to hit shift

bronies are a disgrace.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 14, 2014, 05:32: Bread, I must tell you that, after a short and not very deep consideration, I am not made for you.

Happy Valentine's Day alone, Bread.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on February 14, 2014, 11:29: Nobody understands you.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SaRo|Rapidash on February 21, 2014, 10:56: You suck, Fievel.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 21, 2014, 16:28: Defeating your sandvich only makes it tastier.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on February 21, 2014, 16:46: Scouts are not delicious.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 21, 2014, 17:09: Hitmonchus are made out of nothing. THEY DO NOT EXIST.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on February 21, 2014, 17:21: Then how do you explain my existence?
Idiot.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 21, 2014, 17:44: You do not exist because Bread ate you; who is writing using that account (not mine) are his farts.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hitmonchu on February 21, 2014, 18:45: u suk bro loloolololololo
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on February 21, 2014, 18:47: Quote from: Hitmonchu on February 21, 2014, 18:45
u suk bro loloolololololo

(http://i60.tinypic.com/2yv5puv.jpg)

No, I don't; although you do suck Jodl's Shiny Head.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: NTN on March 07, 2014, 03:17: You're an insignificant schweinhund who is too weak to make even the slightest crack in my heart.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 07, 2014, 05:27: You can not even be a decent MeMDic, you are only stuck as trollctor! You won't even harm a fly with yor ki!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on March 07, 2014, 11:51: your tf2 refrences arent funny
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Hahex and Oshawott on March 07, 2014, 22:26: This isn't even breaking people's hearts any more, these are just crass insults. After all that time you guys wasted on this thread, I'm disappointed that you didn't realize sooner.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 07, 2014, 22:31: How dare you to insult me? I will never go out with you. Ever.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on March 07, 2014, 22:35: I stole your face and baked it in a cake that is only edible if you are a rat with no taste buds.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 07, 2014, 22:43: Thanks for taking care of my face so that no oen will ever corrupt it, cutie pie.
Too bad even that cake is sweeter than your face.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Richard and Blaziken on March 08, 2014, 11:51: With the way my life is looking at the moment, I may never have time to re-open my trade shop. I haven't even played X/Y for like a month, I've just been far too busy.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on March 08, 2014, 11:58: It's okay, I WANTED you to shut it down! :P

(sorry)
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 08, 2014, 12:14: Helioisk is BORING both to look AND use!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on March 08, 2014, 12:29: so is jigglypuff.........
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on March 08, 2014, 23:46: Bread is a stupid name!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 08, 2014, 23:49: Sir, being named Captain Jigglypuff is punishable by death. Sorry, see you in court.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 08, 2014, 23:52: Your Blissey commited sudoku. She is unable to revive.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 08, 2014, 23:57: Sudoku is a puzzle, you mean seppuku (excuse my spelling)?

Scouts aren't delicious!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 08, 2014, 23:59: Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on March 08, 2014, 23:57
Sudoku is a puzzle, you mean seppuku (excuse my spelling)?

Scouts aren't delicious!

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shamefur-dispray (http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shamefur-dispray)

Your insult is too OU to affect me, but I don't think it bothers you, since you don't even care about your own contests.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 00:23: Your deliciousness is vastly overrated. Also, i doubt you are a useful scout
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 09, 2014, 00:25: Your fanfic ideas suck! They don't really, please forgive me.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 00:28: Meh. You possibly don't want to let be co write the thingamajig. I might pull a Moffat and kill a certain somebody. Over and over. Or just pull a pmd2 without the bits in the credits c:
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 09, 2014, 00:30: You cruel twisted charizard! I like that.

Well, I could make a certain character fly into a bit of rage and in some sort of chain of events, kill another character, although everyone else would likely cry reading it (read my lips, it's not one of yours).
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 02:25: ... I want to see that now kinda. Even if it's only in pm. Yes i am advocating you send me a pm with someone (assuming Ryu) going crazy and through a domino effect killing someone else (...probably keira, which he would never forgive himself for)
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 09, 2014, 02:27: Damn right you do. And Damn right he wouldn't. I'll think of something and try typing it tomorrow to you.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 02:32: By the way. Something terrible is going to happen to one of the main characters in the thing I'm writing (the one that's up in your art). Who do you think it'll be?
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 09, 2014, 10:41: I did not know this was a website about sadomasochism, starring OpalRhea and ShinyBlazy.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 14:36: eh. if he can break my feels the way a certain author did, i'll be happy for him. until then i'll take it as it comes.

Doge is overrated
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Wolstenholme on March 09, 2014, 14:41: so opal
very rhea
such rp
wow

I don't like your characters in Get Out Alive. I do
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: OpalRhea on March 09, 2014, 14:46: Well that's your problem isn't it?

I don't think Helioisk will ever properly get into OU. GameFreak stuffed it over
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 09, 2014, 15:02: Charizards are overrated, especially shiny ones.

Once, one tried to get into OU. It used Belly Drum, but then Azumarill came... with Aqua Jet. :'(
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 09, 2014, 20:03: Have you heard? Rotom-W has been voted the best pokemon ever!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on March 15, 2014, 12:19: and shiny blazikens been voted the worst
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 15, 2014, 12:38: Crawdaunt... oh, yes, I love it... especially its funeral.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 15, 2014, 13:01: You suck at sweeper breeding!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 15, 2014, 13:03: No, I don't, although you do at TR-Sweeper-Breeding. (Yes, there's a topic on Friend Codes already, but it's almost dead).
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 15, 2014, 16:51: At least I try to TR breed, any cretin could sweeper breed!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: the bread dragon on March 15, 2014, 20:36: i cant TR breed o.o

...this is because i dont knoww anything about breedin though
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on March 15, 2014, 21:07: Quote from: bread on March 15, 2014, 20:36
i cant TR breed o.o

...this is because i dont knoww anything about breedin though

(TR breeding is easy, just get a negative-natured Poké with 0IV in speed)

Fantastic, you broke the purpose of this thread. Baka.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on March 15, 2014, 23:04: At least he's not a hippie version of Doctor Robotnik.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Gusparce on April 25, 2014, 01:31: Listen bro... I think Blaziken is overpowered and overrated.

I'm so sorry
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: SirBlaziken on April 25, 2014, 01:32: I know.

Derpsparce is worthless, useless and just sucks in general.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on April 27, 2014, 01:01: Blaziken and Lucario called. They said if you don't take down your avatar, they're gonna Power-up Punch you to a pulp!
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: Delicious_Scout on May 05, 2014, 19:25: Tropius dried up to faint status while I was selling propane.
Title: Re: Break the Above Person's Heart
Post by: The name master on October 11, 2015, 17:15: I could sell more useless junk than you could sell propane!