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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2010, 13:25 »
Yo momma so ugly she can't turn a Magnemite on...
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2010, 13:28 »
Yo momma so - uh - so... Yo momma has such a big beard she can fit five wailords in it and still have room for her six...teen pet Jynxes
what are you doing.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2010, 15:34 »
Yo mama so fat she beat Munchlax in an eatathon. It's a word.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2010, 15:38 »
You momma so fat, she beat Munchlax in the eating contest


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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2010, 15:40 »
Yo momma so stupid, she's seen every single legendary pokemon and hasn't even tried to catch one!

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2010, 16:36 »

Grr don't steal my jokes

Tom... you quoted yourself xD

Yo momma so stupid she thought the bait at the Safari Zone was free food and the rocks were souvenirs!

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2010, 19:54 »
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #37 on: September 04, 2010, 02:49 »
Yo momma is so ugly she makes a trillion beautiflies combined look even uglier than the devil!
That's...kinda contradictory isn't it? :P
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #38 on: September 04, 2010, 02:51 »
Really? Cuz yo momma is so stupid she swims in Sharpedo infested waters.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #39 on: September 04, 2010, 03:01 »
Yo momma so fat she's got bruises all over her body from trainers trying to catch a Wailord.

Yo momma so dumb, she thought Dragonballs were used to catch Dragon-type Pokémon.
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« Reply #40 on: September 04, 2010, 03:06 »
Yo momma is so fat she could hold 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
Wailords in her stomach.

Yo momma iz so dumb she had sex with a Tyranitar.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #41 on: September 04, 2010, 06:07 »
I put your mother at the head of my team to ward off wild pokemon.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #42 on: September 04, 2010, 07:16 »
Yo mamma's so dumb she makes Slowpoke look like a GENIUS.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #43 on: September 04, 2010, 07:57 »
oh god yeah xD didn't see lol
It's okay! :3

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #44 on: September 04, 2010, 08:10 »
Yo momma so stupid she caught palkia and told him to pause time.
what are you doing.