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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #90 on: October 17, 2010, 01:46 »
yo momma's so lame, even magikarp won't be seen near her :ohmy:
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #91 on: October 19, 2010, 01:28 »
Yo mamma so old that she won't let me go to viridian forest before she gets her coffee!
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
Yo mamma so ugly that when she worked at the pokecentre, super potions were selling triple that week!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #92 on: October 19, 2010, 01:48 »
Yo mamas so stupid, she thought mew evolved into mewtwo.
Yo mamas so hot she makes me wanna Pikachu
Yo mamas so stupid she actualy went out and bought a preowned version of ranger to get another manaphy.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #93 on: October 19, 2010, 05:14 »
Quote from: Treecko_addicted? Oh, yes! on October 19, 2010, 01:28
Yo mamma so fat I had to use a flute to move her fat ass.
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hahaha! oh that is too funny!

your momma's so ugly, she is the reason why all the pokemon in Lavender tower are dead.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #94 on: October 31, 2010, 13:20 »
Yo mammas so ugly,she killed a cubones mother.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #95 on: November 01, 2010, 22:56 »
Yo momma's so ugly, she made Purugly seem gorgeous.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #96 on: November 02, 2010, 18:04 »
Yo mommas so ugly,she walks around in a wardrobe.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #97 on: November 02, 2010, 20:50 »
Yo momma's so fat she strains Psyduck's eyes and causes its head-aches.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #98 on: November 04, 2010, 17:00 »
Yo mamma so ugly her ability is intimidate

Yo mamma so old she got Kabuto's signature in her yearbook
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #99 on: November 04, 2010, 18:10 »
^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"

Yo Momma's so fat. Ditto couldn't transform into her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #100 on: November 06, 2010, 08:19 »
Yo mamma so fat, even swalot couldn't eat her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #101 on: November 07, 2010, 01:50 »
yo momma's so fat, i caught her with a heavy ball.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #102 on: January 23, 2011, 21:36 »
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in the pool, her splash attacks actually do damage!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #103 on: January 24, 2011, 03:23 »
yo mamma's so ugly, even a pokedex won't talk to her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #104 on: January 24, 2011, 19:57 »
Quote from: Scizau Master on November 04, 2010, 18:10
^^ That old one was as our US friends say. "So totally leik Awesome!"
No, they're more like "Damn dude! Hoh snap."

Yo mamma's so fat she caused the road block on route 12.
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