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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #345 on: October 18, 2014, 23:56 »
Yo Momma so stupid she tried hugging a Ferrothorn

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #346 on: October 18, 2014, 23:56 »
Yo momma so fat that she measures even longer than the stack of captions I submit for every Caption Contest.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #347 on: October 19, 2014, 00:23 »
Yo momma so dumb that she traded her Shiny Arceus for a patrat!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #348 on: October 19, 2014, 00:29 »
↑ That is smart because Shiny Arceus are illegal.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #349 on: October 19, 2014, 00:36 »
Yo momma so ugly that she scares the Ghost away in Pokemon Tower.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #350 on: October 19, 2014, 01:04 »
Yo momma so fat that Snorlax says "Dammmmnnnnn"
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #351 on: October 19, 2014, 01:10 »
Your momma's so ugly that Hydreigon refuses to attack her during one of its rampages!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #352 on: October 19, 2014, 22:14 »
Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #353 on: November 26, 2014, 03:12 »
Yo momma so ugly, I say so ugly, that both Feebas, Stunfisk and Natalie Portman look like attractive models compared to her!

Damn. That's ugly.

Yo momma so stupid that Slowpoke finished a test before her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #354 on: November 28, 2014, 03:14 »
Yo mama so ugly that a Ditto explodes when it uses Transform on her

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« Reply #355 on: November 28, 2014, 03:18 »
Yo momma so fat that Primal Kyogre looks skinny.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #356 on: November 28, 2014, 03:21 »
Yo momma so fat that I store my Pokemon inside her

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« Reply #357 on: November 28, 2014, 05:09 »
You momma so fat, heavy slam doesn't affect her.
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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #358 on: November 28, 2014, 09:49 »
Yo momma so fat, she's the meteor that Prof. Cozmo saw in the Delta Episode.

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Re: Yo Momma Jokes - Pokemon Style!
« Reply #359 on: November 28, 2014, 12:11 »
Your momma's so stupid, she thought Vanillite was a Mega Stone!
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