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Have you ever asked Alexa to tell you a Star Wars joke?
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Petzbreeder
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December 26, 2019, 00:19
My mum bought me an Amazon Echo Dot for Christmas. I looked up various things I can say to it, and it said I could ask it to tell me Star Wars jokes.
How many Sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?
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None. They prefer the dark side.
Why is Yoda bad at rugby league?
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Because there is no try.
How is duct tape like the force?
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It has a dark side, a light side, and it binds the galaxy together.
Why can't you email a photo to a jedi?
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Because for a jedi, attachments are forbidden.
Why is Grand Moff Tarkin single?
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He's looking for love in Alderaan places.
What is Han Solo's least favourite coffee shop?
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Java the hut
What is Yoda's favourite dinosaur?
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Doceratops. There is no tri.
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
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Because he's always a little short.
Why can't you eat a wookiee?
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They're too "Chewie".
What's the internal temperature of a tauntaun?
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Luke warm.
What degrees do wookiees get?
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Their Chewbacca-laureates.
When is the staring contest over?
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When Jar Jar blinks.
Once You've heard one Star Wars joke...
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...You've heard them Maul.
I think that's all of them.