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Millions of ways to get kicked out of Walmart
« on: July 16, 2011, 16:19 »
Ok.So my last forum game went down badly so I made a new (hopefully) spam free forum game.So here is how you play.
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Person number 1: 2.Scream a lot.
Person number 2: 2.Yell at the manager.
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You can have up to 4 ideas in your post.
Here is the first one.
1.When someone talks in the intercom assume the fetal position and yell "Its the voices!Make it stop!"
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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2011, 14:08 »
2. Approach a member of staff and ask them to kick you out.

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2011, 20:38 »
3.Stand on the aisles, kicking people in the face.

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2011, 21:24 »
4 steal stuff 
5 kick other people out

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2011, 21:36 »
6. Proceed to make out in front of minors
7. Continuing from #6, get physical
8. Continuing from #7, proceed to make minors of your own.
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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2011, 22:01 »
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open diapers and wear them

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2011, 22:50 »
10.Go to the hunting/guns department.Grab all of the guns that you can and when an employee walks up to you ask them where the "Anti-depressents are".
11.Get a chain saw.
12.Use the chainsaw.
13.Dress up as Batman and yell at the top of your lungs "COME ROBIN!TO THE BATMOBILE!"

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #7 on: July 26, 2011, 12:26 »
14. climb in to a bed and wet it :P

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2011, 18:09 »
Hide in the clothing racks and when people come around jump out and say "Pick me!Pick me!"

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2011, 21:33 »
16. knock out a cashier and instead of the regular total, say $7908589463918568686357348294762318657364767824527.00 as the total.

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2011, 21:36 »
17. Ask for the managers sisiers phone number!

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #11 on: July 27, 2011, 21:41 »
18 having fake seizures every minute or something

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #12 on: July 27, 2011, 22:16 »
19 make a base of operations high up in the shelves from which to mount a full scale toilet roll attack on the staff

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2011, 23:07 »
20.Make the alarmclocks go off at 1 minute intervals.

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Re: 1001 Ways To Get Kicked Out of Walmart
« Reply #14 on: July 28, 2011, 11:24 »
21. Grab a person of the opposite sex and keep them as hostages
22. Strip the hostages
23. Assault the hostages
   

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