Everyone who starts a conversation with me, start it off with talking about my hair. /:
"Oh Paul, your roots are showing."
Yeah. I know, thanks.
"Hey Paul! Wow, your hair is black?? I liked you better as a blonde."
Oh. Okay.
"Is your hair naturally brown or dark blonde?"
... Didn't you just tell me my roots were showing? Check yourself.
This is pretty trivial, but still annoying me nontheless.