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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3885 on: April 22, 2019, 19:00 »
 I'm lowkey salty about having to work on a bank holiday.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3886 on: April 24, 2019, 21:32 »
I'm on a three day hangover and I'm starting to get bunged up

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3887 on: May 06, 2019, 13:59 »
I'm unable to make disability jokes without sounding rude, despite having a disability myself. I find amputees are the easiest to make jokes out of.

That awkward moment when you ask an amputee to "give you a hand". I mean, there's no 'arm in asking, right?

How can I make jokes without sounding rude or insulting?

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3888 on: May 08, 2019, 12:31 »
I'm unable to make disability jokes without sounding rude, despite having a disability myself. I find amputees are the easiest to make jokes out of.

That awkward moment when you ask an amputee to "give you a hand". I mean, there's no 'arm in asking, right?

How can I make jokes without sounding rude or insulting?

It's the delivery, I think.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3889 on: May 11, 2019, 18:55 »
 I never usually get hay fever but today it has been doing me in.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3890 on: May 11, 2019, 23:07 »
It's the delivery, I think.

How about these?

Epileptics hate clothes shopping. They dread the moment when they have to enter the "fitting" room.
If the shoe fits, give it medication.

I'm fairly certain I've heard these ones somewhere before.
I have epilepsy myself, so they aren't as bad.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3891 on: May 17, 2019, 20:16 »
I think my laptops broken. It ran out of battery. I plugged in the charger and now it won't turn on. The light saying it's charging comes on, but I can't turn it on at all. Help.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3892 on: May 17, 2019, 23:26 »
^Long time, no see!

I'm having trouble finding a decent graphics card that will look good in my new pc.

I've found a few graphics cards on Amazon, but all of them have one problem or another.

Some of them are no longer in stock
Some are available, but only second hand
Some are just absolutely butt-ugly!
And some are expensive LED ones.

I want to get an LED one, but my dad won't let me.
The reason I don't want to get a "butt-ugly" one, is because I can see inside my case through a glass side panel.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3893 on: May 18, 2019, 08:33 »
^I've been hiding in Discord.

Or, at least I was until my laptop broke. :(

Now I'll never know if people liked my stupid Kingler nickname. :(
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3894 on: May 22, 2019, 22:59 »
^ Have you tried leaving it on charge for a bit before trying to turn it on?




 Kill Team: Elites is out so I'm cracking on with my Death Guard. I've finished my boi with a Flail of Corruption but it hit me that I don't know how I want to base them. It's a toss-up between urban bases and muddy bases at the moment.

 Also missed the Torchic Community Day on PoGo because I agreed to cover a shift. Like, I didn't plan on actually taking part in it but now I'm just hoping that I get the next one off since I've wanted a Slakoth for yonks but I'm stuck trying to get candies for a Flygon lol.

 

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3895 on: May 23, 2019, 14:05 »
I'm stuck trying to get candies for a Flygon

I'm trying to get Bulbasaur candies for the the mission A Ripple In Time, so I can complete Evolve an evolved grass-type Pokemon. Candies are a pain to get a hold of for me. On the bright side, Bulbasaur usually shows up frequently where I live. It has been a lot more cloudy than sunny recently though, so I've mostly been getting Pokemon such as Rattata.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3896 on: May 23, 2019, 15:14 »
Niki Lauda died on Tuesday

So yeah, if people I admire would stop dying, that'd be great.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3897 on: May 23, 2019, 15:30 »
I saw the live action Aladdin at the cinema yesterday.

I was disappointed because.....
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The snake Jafar battle didn't happen.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3898 on: June 06, 2019, 10:40 »
 I'm fairly certain that I ate too much on Tuesday so I'm eating less today to make up for it but getting enough protein in will be a challenge.

 It's not too bad, like. I didn't gain substantial weight so I'm hoping to go below what I was on Tuesday by Saturday anyways.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #3899 on: July 03, 2019, 16:42 »
my resting heart rate is like 120 lmaoooooo