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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #435 on: October 12, 2009, 23:54 »
granted, but they're the size of planetoids and accidentally sit on you

i wish for my wish not to be corrupted

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #436 on: October 13, 2009, 00:01 »
Granted, but the person who granted it is a liar and corrupts it anyway.

I wish my house had a swimming pool out back.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #437 on: October 13, 2009, 14:10 »
Granted. *moves your house to the hottest part of the Australian outback and puts a tiny swimming pool next it*

Yay!  :D

I wish I knew Japanese.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #438 on: October 14, 2009, 17:42 »
Granted, but you are now both unable to speak and incapable of writing :3

I wish for the power to lift a finger.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #439 on: October 14, 2009, 17:58 »
Granted but you now have to spend the rest of your life lifting fingers for lazy people.

I wish I had a horrible painful disease.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #440 on: October 15, 2009, 00:04 »
Granted. You have a horrible disease in a jar, which will poison the world's population minus you if released.

I wish I wish I was a fish.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #441 on: October 15, 2009, 00:59 »
Granted, but you're a Magikarp holding an Everstone.

I wish that I could go to DisneyWorld again  :sleep:
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #442 on: October 15, 2009, 07:26 »
Granted, you have a job there cleaning the toilets.

I wish I could spell any word backwards immediately.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #443 on: October 18, 2009, 04:54 »
Granted, but you spell a word backwards for the mayor and he sends you to Venus because you are an alien.

I wish it would snow. Right now.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #444 on: October 18, 2009, 10:51 »
Granted, but it snows yellow snow.

I wish I had a crate of cans of Diet Coke.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #445 on: October 18, 2009, 12:22 »
Granted, but you get brain cancer becuase Diet Coke does that. <3

I wish I woke up at 9AM this morning and stayed awake.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #446 on: October 18, 2009, 12:32 »
Granted but now you can never fall asleep again.

I wish everything costed less.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #447 on: October 18, 2009, 12:34 »
Granted, but everyone in the world now has less money proportionate to the deflation in price.

I wish females don't go through menstruation.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #448 on: October 18, 2009, 12:37 »
Granted but now males experience it instead.

I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #449 on: October 18, 2009, 12:37 »
Granted but now males experience it instead.

I wish I knew how I felt about my new haircut.
I can live with that.

Granted, but then you end up getting another haircut.
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