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Misc => Role Play => Forum Games => Topic started by: aer_dingus on October 13, 2011, 18:45
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so this is a game i just thought of because this stuff happens to me on a daily basis.
basically it is a fill in the blank continuous game. it goes like this:
person 1: I was feeling like a genius, but then...
Person 2: I realized that my pants were on backwards*.
and then person 2 comes up with another similar "feeling statement" to continue the game.
*true story
ok so i will start:
I was feeling like a boss, but then...
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I realized I didn't have any employees, but then...
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haha ok so start your own sentence again starting with :I was feeling _____, but then...
sorry, bad instructions.
i'll start a new one again:
I was feeling psyched, but then...
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I was feeling amazing, but then...
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... I realized that my fly was undone.
I was feeling pretty, but then...
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I looked in the mirror.
I was playing Black, but then...
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you lost to Zekrom.
I was flying high, but then...
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I was shot down and fell to the ground.
I was feeling evil, but then...
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you lost to Zekrom.
Umm... No.
I was shot down and fell to the ground.
I was feeling evil, but then...
I went to Church.
I was flying on a Dragonite, but then...
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Zekrom shot you down.
I was sitting down, but then...
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Reshiram burned you for hating it.
Also, no Derprom'll knock me out!
I was eating, but then...
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Zekrom stole your food.
I was ranting about food, but then...
((Also... I can hate Derpiram if I want.))
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Reshiram stole your food.
A Shadow Raikou appeared! I get ready to throw a Snag Ball, but then...
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SDR saves the Raikou.
I am walking, but then...
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Reshiram OHKO's you.
Joeno buys a fan, but then...
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Suicune runs off with it because his friend was too hot and he didn't want to accidentally hurt her with Ice Beam.
I was shinyhunting Zorua, but then...
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You run outta batteries.
I made a bad joke, but then...
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People loved it.
I tried to make cake, but then...
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the oven ate it.
I was fighting the oven, but then...
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Gabirel Inglesias came to talk about likeing chocolate cake.
I was feeling like having Ravioli for lunch but then....
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A Pastafarian stole it.
I went to the shops, but then...
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the shops weren't there
i was biting team galactic's butt, (manga joke =D) but then........
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Clay Walker came and started singing Then What.
I was playing DS roms on my laptop but then
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the cops burst in with donuts and dragged you off.
I was dancing to remixes, but then...
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I busted in after making bail and beat you up for snitching.
I was on an archealogical dig in Egypt but then
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A friend came and hit you with an inflatable hammer a lot because I didn't snitch :I
I was healing in hospital, but then...
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I ended up as your doctor.
I was about to pray at church but then
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you were arrested for getting out of jail
i was having a good day, but then....
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You stepped on cracks, tipped over salt, walked under ladders and broke mirrors.
I was eating an orange, but then...
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it sprayed in your eye and permanently blinded you
i was watching a comedy movie marathon but then...
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the movies just weren't funny anymore
i was listening to Foo Fighters, but then....
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Yuki burst in and made you listen to Nyan Cat until your head exploded.
I was playing Mario Kart Wii, but then...
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The Wii exploded.
I was jumping, but then...
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a sandworm ate you.
I was splashing, but then
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Jaws ate you
I was working on a machinima but them
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You failed.
I was killing Shadow Ganon, but then...
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It turns out he was a fake and you were killed.
I was running head first into a wall, but then...
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the wall turned into Jaws and ate you
there was this feaky Austailian guy(no offense to Austrailians =P) in my house that was speaking in spanish, but then.............
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He started talking in every language at once, saying the most ridiculous things which you tried to repeat but you bit your tongue.
I was flying in a helicopter, but then...
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A girl flew past on a Hydreigon who destroyed it.
I was flying on my Hydreigon, but then...
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You crashed into a helicopter.
I was watching a movie, but then...
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My Hydreigon fell down and landed on you.
I fell off my Hydreigon, but then...
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a pikachu caught you.
it looked like pikachu died from the impact of your weight, but then...
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(:<)
I flew up again and wondered why I didn't just fly in the first place.
The Pikachu smiled, but then...
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It transformed into Mew which caused you gasp in shock which in turn, made you shoe come off, hitting Mew. Mew attacks you.
I watching a Mew attacking someone, but then...
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Zekyvle came and used Shadow Claw, owning Mew.
I was rescued by my Grovyle/Zekrom hybrid, but then...
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You were attacked by Team Plasma for forcing fusion on pokemon.
I was watching Team Plasma stopping someone from forcing fusion on their pokemon, but then...
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Zekyvle killed Team Plasma because I didn't force the fusion.
I was saved from Team Plasma by my Grovyle/Zekrom hybrid, but then...
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A castle fell on you.
I narrowly dodged a falling castle, but then...
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A piano fell, precariously on your head.
I saw the piano fall, but then...
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One of the keys went flying right stomach, making you keel over in pain.
I tried to escape the destroyed piano, but then...
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the piano got up and fell again and it was coming toward you so you tried run away and you tripped over shoes that had just appeared out of thin air and the piano crushed you.
i was running from the piano who was now running towards me, but then...
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Zekyvle destroyed it and the castle that fell on me, forming the Undella Ruins.
I watched the castle be destroyed, but then...
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Mew decided to blow up the world.
Zekyvle managed to escape on a flying Walimer, but then...
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But then Walimer hears the fat lady singing and everything that makes sense in the world is destroyed, including it...
Leaving only me and the flying pigs ;-;
forever alone ;-;
I was listening to her sing but then....
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Raiden Recruited you to participate for Earthrealm in Mortal Kombat.
I was playing Star Wars Knights of the Old Republic....
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Darth vader came out the screen and killed you.
I was watching scrubs, but then...
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A lion that excaped from the zoo came in and mauled you to dealth. :o
I was in South Dakota, but then...
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Dakota got nuked
I was going through the stargate to chulak, but than
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But then you are the Stick Figure Mafia's next victim! >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
I was drinking cake, but then...
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And now, a new Stick Figure Theaters!
:o :-*
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Kiss: Oh shocked one, how I want to love you and hug you and kiss you and...oh my gosh. Oh, you're just perfect! You've got the face, body, legs, and best of all you've got the .......wait, no you don't.
Shocked: I know. Draghost is the worst creator ever. He forgot the ... and the ... on you.
Draghost: Both of you shut up, before the mods throw me off this site!
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You realized that I had taken your cake.
I was drinking Draghost's cake, but then...
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...Justin Bieber came along and wanted some, so I poisoned his cake and watched him drink it and die!
I was setting up a Jigglypuff themed party....
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...all the Jigglypuff decorations came to life and songed you into eternal sleep!
I was posting on PKMN.net, but then...
EDIT: No-one else posted on the topic... D:
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I max nercoposted.
I was taking a map test over Europe, but then....
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I looked at Eastern Europe and I cried (so many countries)
I was riding my dragon but then...
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You realized it wasn't a dragon.
I powered through the last wall, but then....
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...Dale Winton informed you that the aim of the game isn't actually to smash through the walls and you were plunged into a swimming pool
I was in the middle of a sneeze, but then...
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… a plot twist befell and you turned into a bouquet of roses.
I was writing the Niche Pokémon Article of the Day, but then…
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You found out that in Soviet Russia, the niche pokemon of the day writes about you!
I was making a Soviet Russia joke, but then....
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A Zombie Marx rose from his grave and bit off your head. Literally.
I was baking a cake....
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It came out of the oven as a canoe!
I was bowling, but then.....
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… you pointed out something obvious.
I was "reviewing" a member, but then…
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You got banned.
I watched as Scout was banned, but then....
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Your mom called you down for dinner.
I was curiously clicking every topic I saw, but then...
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You were accused by police and Paula Dean of stealing $500 as well as breaking into Ms. Dean's restaurant in Savannah, Georgia and eating all the desserts!
I was in line to get into Paula Deans restaurant (it's really that popular that to get a good spot you have to get in line at 5:30 AM), but then....
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer came upon your head!
I was eating some cake....
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… but then you realised a Robot told you the cake was a lie. Regardless, you enjoy lying, so this does not affect you in any significant manner.
ShinyBlaziken was trying to do something interesting, but then…
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He is caught up watching Cleveland kick the game winning Field Goal against New Orleans in NFL football.
Scout was mocking me, but then....
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… no one answered for weeks.
I was trying to charge my Nintendo 3DS, but then…
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Nintendo came out with the 4DS.
I was waiting for next weekend to come so I could get Smash Bros. 4, but then...
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I use thief and steal the game!
I was watching an amazing football comeback, but then....
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Your head gets violently ripped off and eaten by a zombie Tom Hanks.
I was playing Tomodachi Life....
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but then Maxwell's Silver Hammer comes down on your head. :P
I was eating mexican food, but then....
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… you turned into a hard-working Mexican.
I was bending iPhones, but then…
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Akuma burst right through your wall and tore you to pieces using his demon powers!
I was eating some lasagna....
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But then garfield killed you while I took the lasagna.
I was eating fried chicken from walmart, but then....
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… you realised these "nuggers" were vegetables.
I was telling to ShinyBlaziken that calling Infernape a piece of crap is rude, but then…
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I proved that infernape really is a steaming pile of crap!
I was watching tv, but then...
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… you realised that your proof regarding Infernape's condition is actually false. You meanie.
I was playing PiC, but then…
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Your false was proven false.
I was trying to get some work done, but then.
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A helicopter crashed through the window and destroyed your entire office. On the plus side your insurance pay out is over $1000000!
I was eating a taco....
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You figured out that I don't have a job, so I walk away millions richer!
I waste my time on this site, but then....
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Your laptop decides it has enough of you, gets up, and leaves taking your million dollars! :0
I was drinking some coffee....
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But then it wasn't coffee.....
I was drinking hot tang (it's like a powder for an orange drink. Can be made hot or cold. Quite good), but then....
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You accidentally mixed it with some acid by mistake and you burn a hole in your throat.
I was petting a Soft Kitty....
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Then it wasn't a kitty.....
I was watching family guy....
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… but then it appeared to be Family Gay.
I was watching Family Gay, but then…
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Then it appeared to be family guy.
I was reusing a rebuttal, but then....
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A meteor struck you down!
I was eating sushi....
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But you got mercury poisoning!
I was doing something completely pointless, but then...
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You were in Soviet Russia so something pointless did YOU!
I was trying to get my homework done, but then...
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… I appeared and forced you to have fun.
ShinyBlaziken was watching "Attack on Titan", but then a Titan appeared out of TV, but then…
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Its head emerged from the TV and fell on the floor and crashed the entire house down. Mikasa had killed it, its body had fallen out of the TV.
I was waiting for Saturday to watch the next dubbed episode of Attack on Titan, but then..
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… "Attack on Titan" was suspended; instead, a new season of "King of the Hill" was released.
I was selling propane and propane accessories, but then…
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Your son who YOU tried to force to be EXACTLY like you in every pathetic way, stabs you to death with a barbecue tong because he finally snapped after you took away the ONE thing that made him his own person. He then sliced you up and cooked you on a grill. That's what you get for being so absorbed in yourself and not caring about letting your own son be his own identity! PS Peggy said at your funeral that she only stayed with you because of the boy you said "just ain't right."
I was writing a story....
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Its head emerged from the TV and fell on the floor and crashed the entire house down. Mikasa had killed it, its body had fallen out of the TV.
Thank you. I didn't want to become titan food.
I was writing a story....
But then you were forced to watch the entire King of the Hill series! :laugh:
I was reading Attack on Titan manga, but then.....
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The manga came alive and the Titans suddenly start singing Soft Kitty and actually become quite friendly and peaceful. The only problem is they are all terrible singers and everyone is afraid to tell them. The singing breaks glass and causes unbearable pain to all who hear it.
I was making coffee....
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But then I drank it....
I was making doughnuts.
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But then Homer Simpson waltzes right into the kitchen and ate them all. He even drinks the grease you were cooking them in!
I was playing SSF IV 3D Edition....
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But then it broke.
I was breaking Jigglypuff's game, but then....
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You realize it's impossible to break because it's a download!
I was buying Shiny a special present....
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But then I opened it and it punched the next user to post in the face!
I was waiting for the punchline....
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… but then you tried to make two Falcon Punches collide (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_ZKAsSU4-Y). How silly of you.
I was trying to sing along Vlad (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLqkAFnm-c0), but then…
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You sounded like Miley Cyrus
I was trying to watch the 1980's Clue movie, but then....
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You married Mrs. White and end up dead like her first two husbands!
I was feeding my Yorkie some shrimp scampi....
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… but then your pet sued you because it found that the food was of bad quality.
I was playing "wow such doge very hunt", but then…
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Santa came in and kidnaps you to force you to work in a sweatshop making cheap toys that fall apart upon playing with them for the very first time!
I was making some tea....
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But then you were sucked into a portal that took you back to the Opium Wars. And you were in the middle of a mass shooting....
I was eating candy, but then...
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A neon green squirrel with a sugar addiction steals it right before a car hits and splatters him getting blood and guts all over your candy! (Bet you can't figure out the reference!)
I was doing laundry....
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… but then Spriter forced you to turn you tino Rotom-W, thus you become his slave. Foreover. Because Spriter is imortal.
I was telling Captain Jigglypuff not to kill people in the "…but then…" and "Make a wish. Have it horribly corrupted" sections, but then…
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I point out that the squirrel is NOT a person!
I was melting a Justin Bieber CD with a flamethrower....
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… but then you got the Nobel Prize of Peace! Congratulations!
I was commenting on a stream, but then…
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Your laptop blew up!
I was making a cake with ice cream....
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It's Happy Treehouse Friends CJ
Oh, and your ice cream melted.
I was wasting my life on a computer screen, but then....
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You realize that Happy Treehouse Friends don't exist!
I was watching two raccoons steal a cow....
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A cow sits on the next user to post after me.
I was eating candy, but then....
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… your mother calls you by your name while Captain Jigglypuff listens to it, then he proceeds to spread it.
I was doing nothing, but then…
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A girl that has had a crush on you for years finally asks you out!
I was daydreaming again, but then...
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… you realise you were sleeping.
I was putting "Soviet Fat Bangers" for rent, but then…
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You realized that in Soviet Union, Fat Bangers you!
I was making a Soviet Union joke....
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You were crushed by a statue of duck hunt dropped on you by 2 lickylicki (or however you spell that).
I was slightly trolling, but then....
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You realised you were prising Justin Bieber.
I was investigating, but then…
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we all laughed at SB2K's post.
I was looking out of my window, but then...
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You see the ghost of Joan Rivers naked. You then scream and refuse to even step outside for close to five years out of fear of seeing the horrid sight again.
I was playing Guitar Hero....
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You tried Through the Fire and the Flames on expert and burned your hands off.
I tried said song too, but then....
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I aced it with 11023847578% instead of you.
I went to get a drink, but then...
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But then it was poisoned by the 85th element of the periodic table.
I was sitting around doing nothing, but then....
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...you had a sudden urge to use the toilet.
I was typing this reply, but then...
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… nothing happened.
I was playing "Dominion", but then…
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...you lost the game (and i'm trash)
I was playing with my rly short hair, but then...
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… your hoodie did the Gustavo. (Yes, I usually lose my games)
I was witnessing Loz playing with her really short hair, but then she killed me…
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I practiced bowling, with you as the ball....
I was at bowling practice, but then....
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You lost your bowling ball (Somehow).
I was having a grand old time with myself, but then...
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… I lost it, along the context, and called you a pervert.
I was about to press the Red Button, but then…
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Some girl and her starter Pokemon stopped you in your tracks before you could react, and said girl PUNCHED you hard enough to fall unconscious for a short while, and she pulled the button off its machine.
I had a great meal, but then...
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...you get food poisoning from eating expired lunch meat!
I was filing my nails....
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But then you blew up.
I had to show up in time for a Netflix party on Miiverse, but then...
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You were late.
I was eating a steak, but then...
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...it was resurrected and stampeded you.
I was just finishing up a resurrection ritual, but then...
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... you resurrected Garrosh Hellscream, causing the Horde to be angry at you, thus causing a constant war in Azeroth and your death.
I was saying: "Taz'dingo!", but then...
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...Arthas sent his frozen undead army to eat you.
I was eating/drinking/whatever a slushie, but then...
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The sky had a baby!
I wanted to have a baby, but...
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A dingo ate your baby!
I was smashing a Justin Bieber to pieces when....
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… God, descending from Heaven, awarded you with a medal of honour.
I was laddering in Hearthstone using a Mid-Range Hunter deck, but then…