PKMN.NET Forums

Misc => Random Randomness => Topic started by: Utack and Swampy on December 23, 2011, 22:53

Title: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Utack and Swampy on December 23, 2011, 22:53
I like making up titles for myself, so I figured I'd ask: What are some of your self-proclaimed titles?

Me? I'm the King of the Mudfish and Lord of the Dance. How about you guys?  ^.^
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: JSM on December 23, 2011, 22:59
I've always labelled myself the quiet one/shy one, but apparently I'm far from it :L Oops :/
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: kr9q on December 23, 2011, 22:59
Barbara Phantom, protecter of the Earth!
GOD! I must sound very stupid right now. *sweatdrop*[/i]
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Hicky on December 23, 2011, 23:05
I guess I could give myself a title but it would be meaningless to everybody except me.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: sylar on December 23, 2011, 23:06
i'm the bag of douche

alternatively, prince of homo
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Webby on December 23, 2011, 23:20
I'm The Reason You're Still Here.
Uhm, my only recent self-given title which isn't a title is "The Bad Side of 25". Even though I'm on the good side. Still. I think there was a purpose to this post. Maybe.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: RocketMember002 on December 23, 2011, 23:50
The Duke of Spiffington.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 24, 2011, 00:04
I have a multitude, most of which either sound stupid or unfitting. That does not apply to all of them, however.

The Midget With Glasses
Sandwich Connosieur (in training)
Forced Idiot
Embarassment to Carbon-Based Life Forms I TOLD YOU NOT TO USE THAT ONE
Shut-In Steve
Resident Reaction-Linker
Least Concerned About You What You Have to Say 2011
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Sebastian Moran on December 24, 2011, 00:05
The Detonator of Relatives, The Forum Idiot, The Peculiar Hermit. 
~also known as~ 
The Recogniser Of Actors In BBC Dramas Whilst Being Unable To Recall Their Names Or What Else They Were In. 
 
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Specstile on December 24, 2011, 01:11
Captain 'i post alot about dreamworld' man
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 24, 2011, 02:13
...Well...

I think some might be a little obvious...

RABID-FANGIRL-ARGHFGJJGR

Uhm other than that
I dunno actually
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 24, 2011, 02:35
zoosmell pooplord
flighty broad
insufferable prick
farmstink buttlass
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: sylar on December 24, 2011, 02:50
elizxaberh i loeve ou a loy <33333333333333333
* zoomsell poplord

id i ever tyel you 'elixatbet' is my mums' anem
youre so godo
i lvode you
lovr*
love*
<3
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: IvanWolf♥ on December 24, 2011, 02:53
Quote from: xhanatos on December 24, 2011, 02:35
pooplord zoosmell
flighty broad
insufferable prick
farmstink buttlass

Oh my god I finally understand most things about you people
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on December 24, 2011, 05:07
Quote from: sylar on December 24, 2011, 02:50
elizxaberh i loeve ou a loy <33333333333333333
* zoomsell poplord

id i ever tyel you 'elixatbet' is my mums' anem
youre so godo
i lvode you
lovr*
love*
<3

<333333333333333<3333333<333333333333

i love yo a lou too

for your ten out od then in colens of my name i am changing my persnal text to that

aww i lvode
lovr*
love*
<3
you tooo :3c

help
jeyboard like treacle and fingers liek a sleeve full of hertas frsankfurtertdq

mom lalonde style inebreated hhug
*hug

i didn't nkew that elsizzartb ewas your mums name
its a sswel  name isnt' it

all as swell as the fjici chdfic chickens
/*dickens
and twice as sweet as half the pie



man i seem to have incoropoeated genteel exclamations i say "golly gosh" and "oh crumbs" qnd and "hot diggety dog" and "diddely ding dong darn" i have no clue where it came from i bet i sound really stupid when i say it

people all like "what crappy swears are you a Quaker" or something
anmd i say "yes would you like some oats"
and they are like yeh
and suddenly my eyes roll back and a chute comes out my mouth and i dispense oats all over the plave some of it lands in theirt bowl and they make best porridge 2011-2012
adk k sau don't thank me!!!! thank Mr Oates Quaker who came up with our hunmlbel relgiion of porridge
they also got the manem forom when they used to quiver all eager as the divcckens for their Ready Brek

man do they still advertise it with that dragon??? i hope so

like people are all ok foghorn leghorn

why didn't foghorn leghorn havwe horns on his legs e would have made the best hciknen

all impalig n thie other chickens on his horny legs

and then td did a pimp stride to that "I'm horny" song

except it wasng foghorn leghordn it wsas WERIDAN!!!!!!!
*ERIDAN

sod fef i don't need that girl anymore not when i got these mother glubbin horny legs
gonna get me all the beaches oooh yeah

still he is doing the pimp walk tho he losk great!!!!!
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Nightmare Eater on December 24, 2011, 16:06
That dude. Yeah I know...
The guy in the sky. Yep...
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Spriter on December 26, 2011, 18:26
Minecraft Noobasaurus
William Smellybottom (not self-proclaimed, but more friend-proclaimed)

I could be proclaimed a pokemon nerd too. Or that annoying 'arrow to the knee' joke guy
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: RocketMember002 on December 27, 2011, 00:34
Quote from: Spriter SR|XL on December 26, 2011, 18:26Or that annoying 'arrow to the knee' joke guy
It's arrow IN the knee.

That saves me correcting it thousands of times on youtube.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: OranBerrySandvich on December 27, 2011, 00:39
Quote from: RocketMember002 on December 27, 2011, 00:34
It's arrow IN the knee.

That saves me correcting it thousands of times on youtube.
I used to think it was arrow to the knee.
Then I took an arrow in the knee.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Milsap on December 27, 2011, 01:07
The Accident Waiting To Happen

Usually...
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Captain Jigglypuff on December 27, 2011, 14:26
The Ultra Supreme Pokemon Geek: Master of Jigglypuff is my title!  :-* :tongue2:
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Delicious_Scout on September 26, 2014, 23:25
The Necromancer.

Fitting, huh?
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Wrath of Zuruggu on September 27, 2014, 09:22
The lizard queen.
Adder spotter extraordinaire.

Where from? Catching lizards and spotting snakes, obviously.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Milsap on September 27, 2014, 11:54
The Archbishop of Banterbury.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Shaymin on September 27, 2014, 14:56
idiot of the century
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Spriter on September 27, 2014, 15:41
Quote from: Milsap on September 27, 2014, 11:54
The Archbishop of Banterbury.

Nah, Bantersaurus Rex seems more suitable.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on September 27, 2014, 19:38
queen toilet
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: SirBlaziken on September 27, 2014, 19:48
Partly Psycho
Try Hard

First one's mine, second one's everyone else. xD
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: The Shrub Dragon on September 27, 2014, 21:19
if it's everyone else's it's not self-proclaimed though


what


what is probably not a qualifying title but it is accurate and i will not take anything else
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: That Girl in the 'Roo Suit on September 28, 2014, 10:56
I am the glassy queen.
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: Petzbreeder on September 30, 2014, 20:49
I'm known by one and known by all as Youtube user Brally'sBrawl (https://www.youtube.com/user/BrallysBrawl/).
Title: Re: Self-Proclaimed Titles
Post by: SirBlaziken on October 01, 2014, 02:03
Little Boy

I'm the youngest at my Drama Club, so there you go.