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Title: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Petzbreeder on January 03, 2015, 15:34
Has anyone played around with this feature on their iPod before?

When I bought my new iPod yesterday, I discovered the voice activated Siri app and I've had a lot of fun with it.

I've asked Siri a variety of silly questions and have recieved equally silly answers.

Hey, Siri. Who named you?
I don't know, I've just always been called Siri.

Hey, Siri. Can I change your name?
But... everyone just calls me Siri.

Hey, Siri. How old are you?
I'm not supposed to answer that question.

Hey, Siri. Where are you?
Here.

Despite "Here" being the most straight forward and obvious answer, I hoped that Siri would be a bit more creative and unexpected than that.

Hey, Siri. What is the answer to life, the universe and everything?
I'm not sure, but I think there's an app for that.

What the hay? There's an app??

Has Siri ever said anything silly to you before?
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: sylar on January 03, 2015, 16:28
it doesnt understand my accent
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Kerou 犠牲 on January 03, 2015, 16:50
I've never spoken to Siri but I do quite like some of the references / Easter Eggs utilised with it over the years
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: the bread dragon on January 04, 2015, 00:00
ive proposed to siri multiple times, robots are heartless
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 04, 2015, 01:45
im too poor to have an iphone so i have to make do with bootleg siri aka google now
ive never used it except maybe once facetiously to make a reminder to huff my own farts
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Milsap on January 05, 2015, 10:30
"What does the fox say?"
"Pa Pa Pa Pa Pa-Pa-Pow!"

"Who let the dogs out?"
"Who who who who who!"

You can shout obscenities at him/her and he/she will just apologise. My favourite thing to do is run Apple Maps and Google Maps at the same time and it sounds like two people having a fight.

Pretty sure that's not what my 5S is made for.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: palladium on January 05, 2015, 23:50
i use a samsung phone because i'm not a huge fan of apple products and i guess it's slightly disappointing that s-voice doesn't have the same humanity siri does

but at the same time, i don't use s-voice anyway.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 06, 2015, 04:56
can someone fart into their siri and see what it interprets it as. its uh.........for a project.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Milsap on January 07, 2015, 10:34
If its anything like burping at him/her he/she will just go "I didn't quite catch that"
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: sylar on January 07, 2015, 15:44
can you not just say 'they' its so much less effort than 'he/she' and the like
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 07, 2015, 23:08
yeh but the dude just took my post literally like some sort of anti-joke computer i dont think he/she/they/zey are gonna want to do a thing thats beneficial for him/her/their/zher/bunselves
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Kpyna on January 07, 2015, 23:19
I think Siri is cool as a novelty, but the amount of friends that I have that use Siri for no reason whatsoever annoy me. For example, I'll be driving my car:

Me: "Hey, can someone get me directions to a Market Basket?"
Friend: "On it. Siri, take me to Market Basket"
Siri: "I didn't quite catch that."
Friend: "SIRI TAKE ME TO MARKET BASKET"
Siri: "I did not quite understand what you said. Finding restaurants near you."

Why not just type it? Why do I need to listen to you get upset at Apple's flimsy AI? We could have been at the grocery store by now, but you seem hellbent on screaming at your phone to teach it a lesson or something.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on January 08, 2015, 01:18
Quote from: Kpyna on January 07, 2015, 23:19
Why not just type it? Why do I need to listen to you get upset at Apple's flimsy AI? We could have been at the grocery store by now, but you seem hellbent on screaming at your phone to teach it a lesson or something.

real answer: they want something boring and extremely white to blog/vine about on their tumbles at home
"look at this, siri got a thing wrong!" //40,000 notes//
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Kpyna on January 08, 2015, 01:37
Quote from: LOOK AROUND YOG. on January 08, 2015, 01:18
real answer: they want something boring and extremely white to blog/vine about on their tumbles at home
"look at this, siri got a thing wrong!" //40,000 notes//

I don't know. I kind of feel like they may be under the impression that Siri actually works some of the time. Or moving thumbs around a screen is too much physical activity as opposed to speaking.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Milsap on January 08, 2015, 10:30
I'll use Siri to control my music as my car has an aftermarket Bluetooth System rather than a built in one (like Ford's AWESOME Sync system).

But for directions I'll pull over or get the missus to do it. Not worth the hassle. I think it's because Siri doesn't like any background noise whatsoever. Sending a text message whilst driving is an absolute nightmare.

Quote"look at this, siri got a thing wrong!"

It does get things wrong. It reckons Kevin Bacon was in Footloose.

Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Wrath of Zuruggu on February 05, 2015, 19:03
Siri is great when your boyfriend's phone is charging and you get it to remotely search lewd images over the internet, then watch him frantically scramble from the other side of the room to cancel search before rude pictures display on the screen lmao.
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Lord Raven on February 05, 2015, 20:30
Quote from: sylar on January 03, 2015, 16:28
it doesnt understand my accent
Can't you change your accent to scottish on Siri?

Anyway, Australian Siri isn't as sexy as she should be.  Also Siri sucks.  I think I have her turned off by default, I hate how it defaults to apple maps, and I hate searching box scores for games that are currently on (like it doesn't give down and distance, who has possession, etc)
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: sylar on February 05, 2015, 20:41
i dont think so? my siri is some english accent and all it goes on about is I DIDNT QUITE CATCH THAT or its just like

"siri i need an ambulance"
"oh you mean ambience? heres ambient music, tell me if you need anything else pal buddy"

if you can change it to scottish thatd be good because even just in general english siris accent annoys me
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Lord Raven on February 05, 2015, 20:43
maybe you should fix YOURSELF

american accents >>>>

tho I talk too fast and mumble-y like most folk from Baltimore so siri doesn't pick up on everything I say
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes on February 06, 2015, 00:56
wonder what siri is like up in my end of the woods

"ey 'up duck"
//siri doesn't answer//
" 'ey our siri"
//siri doesn't answer//
"come on luv"
//siri doesn't answer//
"siri, show me what's in t'market fer twenny pound"
"//smugly with hands on hips in upper class white male voice// sorry. i didn't quite catch that."
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Milsap on February 06, 2015, 14:00
QuoteI hate how it defaults to apple maps,

At the minute I'm using Apple Maps more than Google Maps. Easier to read. Plus if you run both side by side it sounds like two women fighting.

Quote"siri, show me what's in t'market fer twenny pound"

Dread to think what it'd be like if I unleashed the full fury of the Black Country Accent on it.

"Ya'roit Siroi, can yow foynd me a place to eat near the Old Walsall Row-ad accydoct please?"
"Finding places to eat near the Old Walsall Road aquaduct"
"Bloody 'ell, I cor believe that worked!"
Title: Re: Hey, Siri!
Post by: Lord Raven on February 06, 2015, 21:47
Quote from: Milsap on February 06, 2015, 14:00
At the minute I'm using Apple Maps more than Google Maps. Easier to read. Plus if you run both side by side it sounds like two women fighting.
I dunno, Apply Maps has a tendency to mess up instructions and send me to almost nowhere.  I've always gotten where I needed to go with Google Maps, whereas Apple Maps is iffy and tends to cost me gas.