This has probably been done before a long time ago...
But I think it's quite fun. :)
The title of it is quite explanitory.
But in the interest of keeping everyone appeased...
Basically, post your 'answer' and let the next poster suggest the question.
Then they post an 'answer' and so on...
So...
My answer is: Many many monkeys.
What is the question?
What will someday get rid of all the stupid people in the world?
My answer is: Kittens outside.
What's the question?
What keeps making fish in their bowls go into fetal position.
My answer is: Ted Turner.
What is the question?
Name a person Camzoman has never heard of.
My answer is: Inferniken
What is the reason snipers have recently been employed in the Sinnoh region?
Paper clip armies
what do you call a large mass of thin bent metal?
Rick Astley
Who will never give you up?
Because i don't have any post its!
Why did you write the annotations on your arm?
Chocolate Bunnies!!!!!!!
Why are rack,shack and benny going into the furnace? (veggietales.. yah i went there)
ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!
The amount of times Tiger Woods got it out of his pants in the last month.
34 seconds.
The time it takes to walk to the kitchen.
Answer: Lugia
What is the question?
Who is Ho-ohs lesser brother?
The answer is... The
What is the question?
What is the answer?
The answer is: Camzoman
Who posted before Gurren_Lagann in this topic?
The answer is: 18.
what is not 6 + 9?
The answer is: Spades
Name something that isn't a Ben and Jerries ice cream flavour (as far as i'm aware)
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
What is the worst song lyric ever?
my chocolate
What brings all the girls to the yard?
The answer is: Nothing.
What's Webbz's sex appeal? -runs-
Answer: Fluffy.
descibe a sheep in one word.
the answer is your mum
describe a sheep in one word.
the answer is TOFFEE.
What word comes before "nosed" in describing Piers Morgan?
The answer is: David Cameron
Who are we meant to blame?
The answer is: Slippers.
What is a fuzzy warm foot covering?
The answer is; Evolution is a theory, just like gravity!
Claim a non-existent link between 2 things. (Gravity can be proven; try jumping)
The answer is: I Can Haz Cheezburga?
What does Wayne Rooney ask Sir Alex at the end of every match?
The answer is: 2 bottles of beer, a microwave and a burnt out car.
How can you tell that someone's been to the pub again?
The answer is: I'll eat ya socks.
What 4 letter phrase, when you hear it, you know that you picked a gud day to wear sandals?
The answer is: 47 years
How old does Wayne Rooney actually look?
The answer is: Hammer time.
What is bob the builder's catchphrase?
the answer is "561 pages"
How many pages was i assigned for math work ? The awnser is "Subatomic Oceanic Particles that have been overcharged"........XD
What do you say to confuse Gordon Brown so much that his head pops?
The answer is: Leave on medium heat until it becomes golden brown lol
How long do you bake a Zangoose >:) ? The answer is " Over 9000"
How many tubs of hair gel does Jedward use in a day?
The answer is "way too may"
How much is eating 4000000000 cakes? The answer is "The baby in the microwave thats eating bread."
(^Us two hav been posting in this for ages now)
Who is making their own toast while they're eating it? (If the microwaves on)
The answer is "a cow with hayfever"
What is the biggest FAIL ever? (Actually there is a real horse with an alergy to grass I think...)
A: Some grass
What would you expect to see on a field?
The answer is: Wayne Rooney.
Who Rocks?
The answer is Dogs, cats, and catepillars
The question: What is in this?
The answer is: An army of gnomes.
What killed my neighbors pet turtle? The answer is "Gus's dead body" x_x
What is Roxxy striving for?
The answer is: Feelings
In Shrek 1, which lyric in Donkey's version of 'Baby Got Back' was substituted for 'SPRUNG'?
The answer is: Lollipop
What is the most annoying song eva? (the one by mika)
The answer is: not enough
How many gentle flowers grow in an english country garden *shot*
The answer is: Yes We Can!
Can we fix it?
None at all
Who many notes has the bob the builder cast hit?
Answer: 217 points in 1997
what is the question
What answer can MICKEY not think of a question to?
The answer is: Piers Morgan
Who won The Celebrity's Apprentice at one point? (just plucked that off of Wikipedia)
The answer is: Dean Koontz
What person do I not know of whatsoever? The answer is : "That kid with the pie."
Who I'm I?
answer: 9
What is not the answer, aka 42.
The answer is Naruto.
In which Japanese cartoon is half the programme flashbacks?
The answer is forty-two.
How many people in the UK watch All Star Family Fortunes because they like it, not just because the X Factor is on straight after?
The answer is "MICKEY"
Quote from: MICKEY on June 09, 2010, 22:31
What answer can MICKEY not think of a question to?
The answer is: Piers Morgan
(The question could when and how many points did UK get when we got the most ever points in the Eurovision song contest)
What do you do to the new fire starting?
The answer is: fire by day
What does Anne Robinson breathe?
The answer is: Nelson Mandella's haircut.
what have ninjas been hiding from for many years?
Answer: Only if the XBox 720 can't play 3D games.
your getting a wii two why?
yeah i do stuff like that.
((Zekromfanatic, was that last part an answer?))
yes it was.
do you sit on a loo while reading a newspaper?
Answer:Bojangles!!
What was my best friend's cat, Kuro used to be called?
The answer be David Cameron
Question: Who sold 1 million toothbrush's to a tribe in Brazil.
The answer. Black.
What is the counterpart to pokémon white?
The answer is: ellipses
what is the name for three consecutive periods with no spaces in between?
Answer: Orange, bleak, and smells like fish.
Sum up Gordon Brown's face in six words.
The Door... OoOoOo is the answer
What Popped out at me causing me to hit my head this morning?
The answer is...Where are my socks?!
What is a dresser drawer.
Answer: Alaskan Bull Worm
What animal is in your kitchen, eating your sponges?
Answer: A sharp turn to the left...
Question: What should you do if a fortune cookie tells you to turn right?
Answer: Four sacks of beans and a giant appetite.
What two things will give you up to 3km2 of broken wind.
The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.
Quote from: Quazar on September 05, 2010, 18:11
The answer is three platies, two goramis and a bristlenosed catfish.
What Kate Moss has to eat in a year?
The answer is 1,952. What is the question?
How many times has Gurren_Lagann been kicked by an admin since joining the forums?
The answer is: Pie and chips
Quote from: Gurren_Lagann on September 05, 2010, 18:38
The answer is: Pie and chips
The best way to commit Carbicide?
The answer is: 17 and a half.
For how many consecutive months has G.O.L.D had a Carry On Weekend?
The answer is: A Ford Crown Victoria
What answer doesn't make sense to this question?
(Paradox FTW)
The answer is 42
What is a usual answer to a math question?
Answer: Bathroom
Where shall I take a crap?
Answer: x24-1292
What is something confusing?
Answer: Good question.
Something an interviewer never asks.
The answer is: Serious, Risky and Heroic (had to use an actual one there)
How would you describe sentient toilet paper?
Answer: Ugly people.
Question: What does Chuck norris sell on Ebay
Answer: The love of King Arthur
Quote from: Kdintranet & Scizau™ on September 07, 2010, 09:13
Answer: The love of King Arthur
The only thing that'll ever satisfy Katie Price?
Half a mustache and a missing lip.
What happens when you shave with a chainsaw?
Answer: 10 green bottles.
What quantity of empty alcohol bottles are currently sitting on the headboard of my bed?
The answer is: A ticket to the Walsall v Peterborough game.
What would be an example of a waste of money? (=P)
The answer is: Singing.
what isn't lady gaga good at?
answer if progress is moving us forward what is pushing us back it starts with con and has gress in it.
What answer begins like a question but isn't a question because it doesn't have enough punctuation?
Answer: A Thousand Suns
[the answer was congress] how many suns does it take to power the solar panel that powers mecha gozilla?
answer your mamma.
what is a stupid thing 10 year olds say?
Answer: Http, Ftp, BitTorrent, cheese, The US government
Okay, sir, read back to me your list of ingredients for your daughter's cake?
The blood of the innocent.
Because of her alcohol addiction, what is 95% of Amy Winehouse's blood made of?
The answer is: Thames Valley Police.
What's probably the only police section that are called 'thames valley'?
A pink Buffolon.
What's pink and sounds cute?
Answer: Sex and drugs, hold the Rock N Roll
What does EVERY night out in Holbeach have to involve?
Answer: Egg Custard Tart
What would be the appropriate answer when someone yells 'I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!' ?
Answer: Mr T
Question: Who brushes their teeth with paris hilton's hair?
Answer: flying elephant with an afro.
What's the only thing that can beat Robo-Bear and Cyber-Gorilla?
Answer: A mug of coffee <3
Question: What will you need to pour on my head in order to turn me into my ninja form?
Answer: A piece of cheese.
What, when out of date and mouldy, still has a better singing career than Jedward?
Answer: Fanfiction
Question: How can one rationalise a situation involving Harry Potter having a drug problem?
Answer: It was huge.
What do most people say after seeing a whale?
Answer: Hippopotamus hamburger.
What tastes good?
Answer: The anime.
question your.
answer word to your mother.
What is the most popular wangsta saying other than foshizzle?
answer: two buckets of butter and a small toothbrush.
Question: What did it take to get Michael Moore out of bed in the morning besides irrational hatred for the liberalist government agenda?
Answer: Coz I said so.
Question: Why am I God?
Answer: Glue.
What's the only thing that can keep Mike Posner's mouth shut AND stop him from switching his sunglasses?
Answer: Eeeeeh, Macarena! (HI!)
What do you do when you win a bid on Ebay?
Ten tonnes of leaves.
What comes off a huge tree during fall and winter?
Answer: My Biology homework.
What am I about to put in m shredder?
Answer: My computer
What did someone use to take control of the world
The sky?
name something described as the limit.
Tero
What weird crap comes up on Google when you search something you've never heard of?
The USSR
Where did Tetris NOT come from?
LOL
What is an acronym for Llamas Or Lilies?
Reshiram>Zekrom
What answer makes sense only in the distortion world, where common knowledge is strange and distorted?
The Treaty of Versailles
What have I never heard of before?
Dead kittens
Whats under your house?
Harry Mcpotter the 3rd.
Which character did McDonalds create to make more cash?
A can of cider.
What does Lindsay Lohan like to wash her cocaine down with?
University of Birmingham.
Which University in Europe will Shadow Lykan never go to?
101 Christmas Songs
What is the most irritating thing in the middle of July?
Butter
What happens if you mess around with milk?
Green tea
What will you never get sick of, ever?
Atheism.
What have I renounced myself to?
South Park
[well good for you shadow lykan!] a show that i will never watch.
answer verizon wireless
What is the worst router in the world?
2 KMnO4 + 16 HCl = 2 KCl + 2 MnCl2 + 8 H2O + 5 Cl2 is the answer!
1 + 1 = .
Seven Silly Sausages Sizzling in the pan.
(I know, i'm so happy to have religion out of my life Zekromfanatic. It makes the world easier.)
What will someone with a Lisp refuse to say?
Deep RiverRock
Quote from: Shadow Lykan™ on October 04, 2010, 22:09
(I know, i'm so happy to have religion out of my life Zekromfanatic. It makes the world easier.)
What will someone with a Lisp refuse to say?
Deep RiverRock
oh i thought you meant you have religion now if you don't thats not good um i don't want to get in an argument but you need religion everyone does everyone needs something. i'm not gonna leave an answer as i'm too upset goodbye.
What statement do I disagree with?
old people
Quote from: Amidamaru the Growlithe on October 04, 2010, 22:58
What statement do I disagree with?
old people
what do i hate? I'm just trying to help when the end comes all those who opposed him gonna see Jesus through some real eyes.
QuoteI'm just trying to help when the end comes all those who opposed him gonna see Jesus through some real eyes.
If that's the answer, then "What is a bad thing to say when a police officer asks you why you're dealing in an alley?"
Motley Crue.
"What did the Nazgul become after Sauron's defeat?"
Passionate nasal hair.
What was the worst porno ever made?
Sauron's contact lens.
Q : Wonderful Worms?
A : wonderful Worms?
what are the most hottest creatures alive?
The old lady
Who sells sticks?
Blonde?
Who's that kid that lives across the street?
Butter Pecan Ice Cream
Q: What did Hitler eat for dinner on the 26th of November 1943
A: Ireland
Q: where is "where de sun don't shine"?
A: popcorn balls
Q: what is the main meal eaten in Russia?
A: Zebra
What replaced the original idea of the White Tiger Crossing?
Answer: OBJECTION!
Q: What did the cow say to the chicken who was going to cross the street?
A: The land of hope and glory.
Q:What is england called?
Mario kart DS
Which wouldn't you play when you have Mario Kart Wii?
Answer: Webcomics
What would the track have to be covered in to stop Fernando Alonso winning on Sunday?
A bowl of Coco Pops.
Q:What can you now have for dinner?
A:Ten
How long does it take for me to post?
Woman puts a cat in a wheelie bin.
What does Woman do to a cat?
Dialga sucks.
What did palkia say when time froze?
The answer is... WAGBO!
Q Who is Harry Hill's God son! :)
A Dolphin's
What is this questions best buddy?
Giratina,Palkia,Ho-oh,and Deoxys rule and Dialga sucks.
Q:what do 151 pokemon fans believe?
A: chicken chow mein.
What pot noodle flavor rules?
Four(Hint-impossible quiz)
Q.What comes after 3?
A.Babies
Q. What are delicious when microwaved?
A. Richard Hammond's hair.
Q, Whats made from cheese string.
A, ballons
Q. What David Cameron plans to make the Economy rise again using..?
A. 9,000,000.
Q. What is over 9000!!!?
A. Meowwwww!
Q. Alex Webb's most successful chat up line?
A. Murder on the Dancefloor
Q.What did cornel mustard do?
A.Jelly/Jello?
Q. What should never be subsituted for real sex jelly?
A. Bristol.
Q. Where is London situated.
A. Oxygen.
Q. What Karl Rove actually doesn't need?
A. America.
What has a capital L
Dogs
Insert the missing word-Cats and ____
No,but a tin can.
Can a jar love?
He has an afro.
O0 What does he have?
And that question was WRONG!The proper question was-Can a match box?
answer-I swear on my heart that I pooped my pants yesterday.
What common phrase is capable of making other people think badly of you?
Quiet, you.
What did the teacher say to his pupil?
Blue Orange Green Green Yellow.
Q. What colors mix to make Death?
A. Xray
What did that man so to that man?
Tyre
because he wanted to
christmas!
What is a great festival which includes no school?
Blue Orange Green Green Yellow
(To help get a good question,think Boggy the monster.)
Q, ^.O What colors make black?
A, Organic Honey Roasted Ham.
Q: What meat do non-vegetarian hippies eat?
A: Pedo Bear. :ohmy:
Q. What does every child dislike....
A. Three Little Birds
q - there are three little birds. how many are there?
a - Manetric
Q. Metric is what?
A. Elephant.
The answer is very big.
A:How many holes does a polo have?
Q. A question as the answer...?
A. Glider
What do you use to go on a epic adventure and fight evil aliens on fisheys.
"Oh,Raikou.I'm bored of you.See ya."(clicks run)
YOU CANNOT ESCAPE!
*flees*
Wild Raikou escaped!
what is the modern English highlight of pornography?
i am a female :)
What does justin beiber want admit and say to the world but is too afraid too?
the answer is : 3.14159
how many seconds have a bothered to revise?
the x factor
What is Simon Cowell allergic to?
3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592
how long does it take me to eat a full tin of chocolate.
my college.
Quote from: TrickTester on January 09, 2011, 17:36
how long does it take me to eat a full tin of chocolate.WRONG!the number is pi ;)
my college.
This is not true.
The statement below is NOT true.
The statement above IS true.
i knew it was lol
what can confused a part mightyena girl?
Pokemon mystery dungeon
What is so idiotic Pokemon Ranger 3 looks down on it saying "STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
Yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but yea but no but YESSSSS
"Will you marry me?"
I never really wanted the blood to get everywhere.
Why isn't Bluffy on IRC right now? (IRC joke woop)
I can't find a place to start.
Quote from: TrickTester on January 09, 2011, 17:41
i knew it was lol
what can confused a part mightyena girl?
Sure confused me :/
Q: What is infinity?
A: Weight Watchers
What watches you grow obese?
C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!
Q - What's the best way to interrupt a game of chess?
A - Ice, Ice, Baby
Q-We all know who Kyurem is,but what is his real name?
A- Y-M-C-A
Q - What's the name of the one place HoboWright won't dare go to?
A - I want cake.
Q-What answe reads the following "Eat My shorts"?
A-Eat My Shorts.
Q-What answer reads the following "I want cake"?
A-Japanese Hormer
Anata wa baka desu ^^
TrickTester
Q - Um... who's the only one that can tell for sure if the cake is a - *SHOT*
A - Snow
Q- what is tasty?
A-cheese cake
Q- what dessert TITLE is a lie? (sooooo not cheese >:| lolz. I couldn't think of anything)
A- Ray William Johnson
Question: Who defeated the Scot's army at the Battle of Lewisham to gain independence for South Wales from the opression of North Wales in 1976?
Answer: Manly ears.
What do most the guys in my college not have...
Chavs
What is the Main Population of Britain known as?
JLS playing Mariokart
Q: Which celebrity/ies has/have recently sold out to advertising for video games recently?
A: Auto-tune
Q-What makes people sound like they swallowed a computer with diabetes for breakfast?
A-Youtube's tube of you.
What will be the new saying of youtube in 8155?
A Drunken Hamster
Q- What does SilverFlame long to see?
A- Charlie Sheen (don't ask. the name was the first thing that came to mind)
Q. Who is the best at "rolling"?
A. Swag!
Q: How does a baby insult women?
A: 42
Q- How many Staff of Lifes can be obtained from Steve?
A- TYRANITAR WITH H1N1
Quote from: YK9 on April 17, 2011, 22:47
Q- How many Staff of Lifes can be obtained from Steve?
A- TYRANITAR WITH H1N1
The question is wrong.It's
How many times can you use the Staff of Life.
You only get 1 SOL.
Q:What is the most stupid phrase out there?
A:There's still at least 127 more!
Q: I stopped one alien taking over the world. What's wrong?
A: Crushed walnuts mixed in with a fine chocolate powder, sprinkled on top of neopolitan ice cream and exploderised.
Q: What do you get when a tornado hits your kitchen?
A: Tonsilitis
Rumoured to be what is apparently the most annoying illness.. disease thing you can get?
A. Iced Lemon Tea. With milk in it.
Q:What's Giratinas favourite drink?
A:Giga Giratina is bros with Giga Bowser,you know.
Q: Would Giga Giratina ever fight with Giga Bowser?
A: An Evil Android.
What is Evil Ranger obsessed with?
Pokemon Grey.
Q: What happens if you let Pokemon Black and White have one too many on a night out?
A: Golden Wrench
Q:What does the HWG use to make HW?
A:Giga Bowser.
Q: in the Mario world, what can hold more space on a Luigitosh than a MegaBowser?
A: Prinny, dood!
Q: Name the most awesome penguin-ghost type thing eva.
A: Crushing Anthony Sullivan's hand with this fully loaded, 80,000lb lorry.
Q: State the most popular passtime in Wales
A: 3pm every day provided that no body parts are exposed.
Q: When are people allowed to get changed publicly?
A: A Korean, a German and an Australian.
Q: Who was having an argument?
A: A diabolic death in the cafe.
What is David's last name?
Answer: I ate a...
Question-Chicken?
Answer-Supercalafragilisticexpalidoucious.
Q: Which single word describes every awesome game in existence with the most syllables?
A: Monkey in a picnic basket.
Q: What joke is made 10 seconds after catching a monkey pokemon?
A: Remote Unit.
Q: What two words are the posh word for robot?
A:To get to the other side.
Q: Why did Abra use teleport?
A: Happy Happy Joy Joy
Q: Name a record danced to by Ren and Stimpy.
A: Electromagnetic teacups.
Q: What do Magneton use to drink their morning coffee?
A: Jeremy Kyle
Q: Which man has reduced millions of people to tears?
A: Radiohead
Q: What do you get when you attach a radio onto a man's neck?
A: A hobo sleeping in a box, hidden in your basement.
Q. What's for dinner?
A. Smartphones
What can I get for £489.99? very fast!
(Is that supposed to be an answer? :o)
Q: What did Wolfy want to know?
A: A bucket full of Leprachauns.
Q. What's better than a bucket of lucky charms?
A. Sliced bread
Q. whats the best thing since....umm.... UNSLICED bread!
A: Die, potato.
Q: Why have 5 billion people burst out laughing when watching youtube?
A: Your MOM.
Q: What 2 words would be used after almost every insult?
A: Boxed in.
Q: In what state was the afore mentioned hobo before being nommed on?
A: Level 4
Q If you use a rare candy on a level 3 poochyena, what do you get?
A Three little birds
A. what song would the person who camped next to you last year sing in a high-pitched off key voice?
Q. Halo 3
Q: Which game do I know nothing about?
A: Dunsparce
Q: What's a pokemon that I raised in the original silver version?
A: Brian Regan
Q: Who would I least like to see play a Batman Villian
Calcium Carbonate
Q: What chemical reaction isn't a good idea to eat?
A: Bowling for Soup
Q: What is now an official sport in the Homeless Olympics?
A: Two tickets to the gunshow.
Q: What prize did I find in my Lucky Charms cereal?
A: Yellow Folder
Q: Where do I keep my epicface
A: Die-ing by the hands of nikoli!
Q: What happens to zombies who touch an alcoholic Russian with issues?
A: Right behind you... >:]
Q:Where's my Pet Tarantula?
A:Die Kitty Die!
Q: Hey, I'm the evil scientist you ordered. My name? It's......... (Finish the sentence)
A: There only gonna multiply.
Q: Why don't we leave a bunch of highly dangerous and lethal bacteria inside a sterile environment?
A: I love America.
Q:What is one thing a fine European like me not say?(This is a joke,no offence should be took.)
A:There's still at least 127 more!
Q: Have I caught 'em all yet?
A: That's because you are a complete t**t.
Q: Why do I like *Insert musical artist/ear killer here*?
A: And lucky for you, I've got plenty of granola.
Q: What was the last thing I would have been thinking I needed?
A: Three heartbeats with only one heart
Q: What are we even talking about?
A: In the bin
Q: Where is your copy of Yellow?
A: The best game ever.
Q: Smacking police officers upside the head and running away is..?
A: On the dog.
Q:If there is 1 Ridgeback,where is the ridge?
A:649
Q: What is 648+1?
A: Minecraft!
Q: What is the most overrated video game of all time?
A: Windows 7
Q: What computer system do I now hate?
A: Eragon the movie
Q:Name me a good dragon film.
A:I am a dwarf and I'm digging a hole!Diggy diggy hole!I'm digging a hole!
Q: What sort of nonsensical nonsense do druggies spout when high?
A: grin!
Q: What did the child do when he was given some ice cream?
A: Chicken parmesan
Q: What Do I Love On My Toast In The Mornings?
A: Flying Dolphin
Q: Name the species that will save us when sharks evolve to be able to fly.
A: Dic Soupcan
Quote from: Mr.Mewtwo on June 07, 2011, 19:14
Q:Name me a good dragon film.
Q: what, or who, will I hit mr.mewtwo over the head with?
A: Mr.mewtwo's death
Quote from: :D on June 08, 2011, 15:31
Q: what, or who, will I hit mr.mewtwo over the head with?
Q: What event may coincide with this post?
A: Big girls you are beautiful
Q. What would an unfortunate man try to use as a pick-up line?
A. Pink, blue and Pingu.
Q: What coulours and penguin will there be at mr.mewtwo's funeral.
(I will never forget what he said.)
A: My hatred of a certain Male mewtwo
Q: What drove you to hit Mr. Mewtwo with Dic Soupcan?
A: FREDRIIIIIIIIICK, JOOOOOOOHNSOOOOOON.
Q: name the brother of my hero.
A: YOU.
:(
Q:If YOU means :D,who do I now have a hatred of?
A:E74
Q: What cuss word will drive :D to smash Mr. Mewtwo with Dic Soupcan?
[Such a funny moment]
A: A tin of beans
Q: What should you never make a curry with if you don't want to sit on the bog for the next six hours?
A: A radioactive energy beverage.
Q: What did you consume before you died?
A: Yoshi
Q: What happens when you give a cartoon designer to much redbull and cheerios?
A: Mountain Dew Energy
Q: What caused the neighbor's kid to be up all night?
A: Dodge!
Q: A crit rocket is flying straight at *insert incredibly hated person* and will utterly destroy them on impact. Name one command not to be used by you.
A: DA CHOPPA
Q. What do we need to get to?
A. A cow on Steroids
Q: What am I sending to the address of mr.mewtwo right now?
A: The man your man can smell like.
Q:Give me a random phrase
A: YMMA
Quote from: :D on June 15, 2011, 20:27
A: The man your man can smell like.
Quote from: Mr.Mewtwo on June 15, 2011, 20:47
Q:Give me a random phrase
OLD SPICE YOU NUMPTY, GET DA REFERENCE.
Q: What happens if you say Yanma without opening your lips?
A: Tiny farmers with their tiny ploughs.
Q: What doesnt do a lot of ploughing.
A: WTFBOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Q: What happened when electrode used explosion?
A: Signal SOS
Q: What do you do if stranded at (insert hated musical artist's name here)'s concert?
A: Repeatedly punching Justin Bieber's face.
Q: What would 90% of the population of the UK greatly love to do most?
A: Star Wars
Q: What's like Doctor Who, but without Time lords?
Jack Skellington
Q Name my doawg, see if you can mind read.
A: Ze VUDERVAFFE!
Q. The name of my waffle is?
A. But of course.
Q: The Engineer moved that gear up. True?
A: BULLETPROOOOOOF
Q: What can I, a Medic, make my teammates?
A: Sandvich.
Q: Who told me to kill all these peopl anyway?
A: I always win.
Q: What did we learn?
A: One-eyed bloody monster
Q: What did I find my cat trying to eat?
A: Joker card
Q) What playing card in a standard deck is known to frighten small children?
A) SPACE.
Q: What does the 'S' stand for in 'TARDIS'?
A: Alex Kingston
Q. Who is this person I don't know?
A. Palindromes.
(She's the woman that plays River Song in Doctor Who)
Q: If I had a garden Gnome, what would I NOT call it?
A: Scott Howard
Q:Who could be an Oshawatt?
A:Danny Phantom.
Q: what is motnahP ynnaD backwards?
A: 472
Q. What is the square root of life itself?
A. Shut up and Drive.
Q: What do I want you to do?
A: Soul of a Troll
Q: What rhymes
A: Its Danny Phantom!
Q. Who is not in Pokémon?
A. So...
Q.Well let go to sleep?
A.Butch Hartman shall DIE!
Q: Who shall DIE?
A: Fusion Explosion!
What can do something fun?
I loath (hate) Turkey and Pie!
Q: Would you like some turkey and pie?
A: Because the dog said so.
Q: Why doesn't the teacher believe you about the dog eating your homework?
A: NEVER!
Q: What do you say to irritate Justin Bieber?
A: Weird Information in Inches
What is your answer to E=mc2
^ No answer.
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist.
Q: What was Chuck Norris' answer to "Maybe I should tell you what I really think of you."
A: All over ze valls... Unt ze floor... Unt ze ceiling...
where will your blood go after i find out where you live
quantum mechanics
Q: Name one element that keeps Ash 10 years old.
A: The Original Red
Q: what color was I when I got back of holiday?
a: RAVIOLI!
Q: What is the only food I love more than Spaghetti Carbonara?
A: John Simm
Q. Who are you talking to?
A. A fine glass of Pimm's
Quote from: Spriter SR|XL on July 30, 2011, 20:35
Q. Who are you talking to?
A. A fine glass of Pimm's
what 80% of the british middle class drank during the royal wedding to feel "sophisticated".
35364647 metres
How big is my real scale minecraft world in Square metres?
Forgot ze answer...
A. What in ze world
I feel in the French mood...
Q: What did Spy say upon seeing Hoovy's new hat?
A: KAAAAAAAHN
Q: Name a gang in fallout: New vegas that begin with: The great ......???
A: Shoot 4 times, then stab.
Q: Name step one in "The Idiot's Guide to Maximising Zombie Profit."
A: A bit fishy.
Q. What do armpits smell like?
A. Over the edge.
Q: How did Pikachu feel when he jumped off a cliff?
A: Sometime in 10 years.
Q: Approximately speaking, when will The Demonic Ranger's plot to take over the world commence?
A: SOUP CAN.
Q. What is the new hat for Team Fortress 2's Pyro?
A. Dancing Velociraptors.
Q: What happens velociraptors come to the pokemon musicals?
A: Alert, Code Evil.
Q: What do computer's warn when there has been an attack of fluffy white rabbits?
A: Funeral Home
where do old funerals go?
A: OMYGOD THAT N00B IS HACKING!!111!!! WTF???? LOL!!!
The craigslist killer.
Why do I like General Hospital?
UH, Wrong way around, Its meant to be set out
Quote
Poster 1: A: cheese sandwiches
QuotePoster 2: Q: Name heavys second favorite food.
A: that guy over there!
i dont get it
Look at the first page then, that gives a reasonably good explanation.
XD
Seriously. Im sorry for sounding like a grumpyold man, but it only takes a click to learn this stuff.
Just all you new people are making me feel old!
You don't even need to do that, just read a few previous posts.
This is how it goes:
QuotePost 1 --> A: Green
QuotePost 2 --> Q: What colour are Flamingos really?
A: Red ink
And then you say a question, it's easy - just give it a go.
A: Over the Rainbow
Q: Where do I not want to go?
A: Copper
Q: Zinc is one ingredient in pennies. What is the other one?
A: Weasels
Q: Who stole my nuke?
A: People hate explosions
Q: What did Jimmy the Hypocritical Nuke say today?
A: An sadly undersold Japanese game involving small robots.
A: What is Pokemon Green?
Q: 33 People died this week.
A: Freddy died (again) last week. It's Jason's turn now, how many will he
Kill?
Q: Life after Death
Quote from: Shadow_Darkraikou on August 09, 2011, 00:29
Q: What is Pokemon Green?
A: 33 People died this week.
Quote from: the TimeWolf on August 12, 2011, 17:57
Q: Freddy died (again) last week. It's Jason's turn now, how many will he
Kill?
A: Life after Death
Anyway:
Q: What happens when Death can't pay Life?
A: Demon Ponys will kill.
Q: What subliminal messege is My Little Pony trying sending?
A: Hannibal Lector
Q: A man called up the News Department recently and claims to have his head cut clean open with his brain exposed. When authorities arrived to investigate his claim, the police were shocked to discover that the man's head was in the state that he claimed. Who could have done this abnormal act?
A: Reebok.
Who is the best tool?
Power Drill
Q: What happens when you throw a drill at Superman?
A: When the demons come out.
Q: When is the only time a hero will actually do something in Disgaea?
A: Keh-dollarsign-HAH
Q: Under what name is Ke$ha trying to market herself in India? (nice glee reference btw)
A: Ninjas
Q: What was the invisible parade comprised solely of?
A: Accidentally killing the Demon Prince.
Q: What encouraged the end of the world as we know it?
A: Bring the fools out.
Q: What do you do when Mr.T leaves Walmart
A: Total CHAOS
Q: What will happen when meet the pyro comes out?
A: No. that would be YOUR MOTHER!
Q:is your father a bad cook?
A:CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!
q: What do you brush your teeth with?
a: Squirtle.
My question shall be: Who's your mother?
My answer shall be: It's no use.
Question: Is it worth it to explain astrophysics to me?
Answer: Blaziken
Q: Which pokemon does Trainer Sanders make his food out of?
A: Lots and lots of ponies.
Q: What is the Kentucky Derby?
A: 22
Question: What is 5 x 3 minus 5 plus 12 plus two plus three minus 5?
Answer: Draghost999 sleeping.
Question: What is Draghost999 doing now?
Answer: Question
What is a word that starts with qu and ends with n, and is not Quinn?
A: Deja Vu
Q: What just happened
A: Bacon