Alright, so basically what it says in the title. Though this is meant as fun, so nothing hurtful if you can help it, thanks =].
He is actually Draghost666 :T
You are addicted to looking at pictures of widdle fwuffy bunny wabbits. With chainsaws sprouting from theor nostrils.
Sometimes feels the need to microwave their underwear instead of using a tumble dryer =X
Doesn't have an awesome ass feminine ally ;o
Your butt looks big in that.
Your user name is'nt Liam
You're Wolf Haley
Is actually Webby in disguise.
This user is a racist.
This user is a SPAH.
This guy is really a pomeg berry!!
This user is a figment of our imagination.
The above user is secretly an Opera singing ferret.. named Quentin.
The above user is not an orang-utan... he's a spider monkey.
The person above is Spartacus.
The above person is Sportacus.
The above person has children with Sportacus!
He sleeps with the fishes.
The user above eats gold.
The above person eats baking paper for breakfast
The above person has built a flux capacitor and travels through space and time in a bendy bus.
He's a monkey.
She's a sheep.
Has no doors in their house.
Doesn't know that sharks only attack you when your wet =p
is a cactus in disguise
Is studying quantum mechanics
Quote from: Goldust on April 29, 2011, 14:51
Is studying quantum mechanics
i actually am in Physics :T
Is actually from the moon
Is an undead clone.
You're a friendly ranger.
Secretly loves pigs and not cows
Secretly Hates Shaymin(With a passion)and prefers...Celebi!
is secretly a polar bear
Username used to be Golduck.
Hates Naruto and loves Saskue.
Is actually a fluffy bunny hell-bent on spreading eggs and things
Doesn't want to see evil bunnies spreading eggs and things >.<
You hang in the Chi' with Oprah
Is actually a lie.
The above poster doesn't actually exist...
Doesn't own a Typhlosion.
Was voted "Most Generous Donator" by various worldwide charities.
Is allergic to sandviches.
Secretly owns a jetpack.
His favourite food is book bindings.
i heard she smelt of cheese...
he isn't a captain
you're a cat... 'nuff said
Accidentally jumped from a table.
Swaps his lunch with his cat.
Hates Breeding Pokemon and would rather go outside and...do stuff.
Is actually called "Sat Down"
Has never touched a hat in their life.
All Pokemon encountered by you have escaped your grasp^.
Your avatar looks good, ha! just kidding, what i meant to say was your avatar is green
They have never eaten pasta.
Actually isnt so evil after all.
That person said I could get a million dollars.
Thinks Zekrom rocks and so does Emboar.
Posted that in the bath
Posted it on the loo in an FBI mission.
Also eats Salamence for Breakfast.
^ Is actually a SWELLOW fan...
^Let me copy his exam work in Technology^
doesn't even do technology
Is a huge Terrakion fan.
Had donuts while sleep-walking.
^He turned his 3DS on to release his Platinum Cresselia.
never mistakes women for men
That dude is telling the truth. (this is a lying topic, so ha!)
The guy above was not lying about the guy above him telling the truth, which will result in the destruction of all cosmos in 5... 4... 3.. 2-
They were recently seen farming cheese on the moon's surface.
He doesn't like Shaymin because she insulted me.
Is not actually crazy.
He does not have red on him.
Is secretly from another dimension where we'e married...
Is a Jedi
the above poster can beat me in any argument about dialga vs palkia
^Which is true
I understand everything they say.
He won against Arceus-Reshiram
Is a refined gentleman who never goes anywhere without either tophat or cane-sword...
He is a wacko.
He's lying! I am not a wacko! A completely bonkers, insaniac wacko!
He likes Dark-types.
Is a power ranger master..
He watches Play School.
loves me so
Doesn't love me.
That's a lie. ;)
Is in disguise.
Sings angelic choir songs to his mother when she wakes up every morning.
Burned theirselves to death so their dad took over their profile.
DON'T TALK ABOUT MY DAUGHTER LIKE THAT!!!1111!!!
Lives in the hollowed out stump of a log.
Doesn't own a hollowed out log...
Licks Bars of Soap every morning.
Hates ninjas. And fire.
Is a government-trained Assassin.
Got banned 12 times before.
He does not like 13 because he is unlucky.
Is actually pokemaste99998
Is a human in a wolf's body
Can counter Porygon2. P:
Is telling the truth.
Is only blazikin and not richard...
Drinks soap.
was sat on the toilet when he wrote that
That is a lie. I did not sit on the toilet as I said
Quote from: PokeMaster99999 on May 09, 2011, 08:33
Drinks soap.
not weird.
You have four cats, named Paula, Irene, Sandra and Sally.
He was at his dog's house when he wrote that.
Is doing his homework RIGHT NOW.
Is eating his cats homework right now...
You're a zebra in a silly hat.
Is a very good man.
Quote from: PokeMaster99999 on May 09, 2011, 21:12
Is doing his homework RIGHT NOW.
Wasn't stalking me when they wrote that.
He told the TRUTH.
Is a famous actor disguised as a kangaroo
actually prefers zombies over wolves
did not make me think that she was a man because of her account pic and sig.
always looks at the gender people put on their profiles
does not put pics of men in profile to trick people
doesn't appreciate the fact my sig is better than his
Is actually a white chia pet...
Is not a dude that I wouldn't like to meet in a dark alley. At night.
Is a stalker....
Wouldn't love to be bit by a lycanthrope...
Would love to fly.
Doesn't want to go to space.
Has an almighty fear of the dreaded Pumpkin =O
Is the dreaded Pumpkin
Created the dreaded Pumpkin.
Ate the dreaded Pumpkin
(So I ate you?)
Got eaten by me.
Is highly allergic to the Dreaded Pumpkin.
Is a personal assistant to the dreaded pumnkin
Actually prefers cats.
Quote from: Shaymin on May 07, 2011, 22:44
never mistakes women for men
Quote from: PokeMaster99999 on May 07, 2011, 23:21
That dude is telling the truth. (this is a lying topic, so ha!)
Quote from: Ghost User Michael on May 08, 2011, 00:10
The guy above was not lying about the guy above him telling the truth, which will result in the destruction of all cosmos in 5... 4... 3.. 2-
Oh joy my gender's become debatable again o.o;
Had half their house destroyed by a fallen meteorite.
Sizacu invented cornflakes in the summer of '54 as a tasty and storable dish for the village fete. However, all that was available were some peas, so they weren't exactly cornflakes. They were peaflakes. I don't know why they were sold as cornflakes when they had never so much as been near any corn, but the Trades Descriptions Act wasn't too well-known back then so she got away with it.
Eventually they were replaced with corn and then the idea really kicked off. But because the ingredients changed so much, Sizacu did not get any royalties and to this day she holds a damaging grudge against Kelloggs. Last week I saw her smashing boxes in the cereal aisle at Tesco before she was chased out by a store employee with an aubergine. Apparently it's a regular occurrence.
Told the complete truth there...
Likes drinking outta toilets sinks.
Lives in a shoe with an old woman i think
Ate my goldfish jimmy the 3rd!
never had a goldfish called jimmy the 3rd
Was the real one who had jimmy the 3rd.
Person Above Hates Easter...
Likes Zekrom better than Reshiram and thinks Samurott is poo.
Likes toast instead of 'sandviches'
Owns his own international spy company that was taken over by a number of monkey ninjas...
Got killed by Death Eaters Bellatrix and Narcissa when they went to go meet Snape...
is the reason I can hear that funny alarm outside
Has never recovered from the day she sat on a hedgehog.
Eats puppys for breakfast :-o
Quote from: Wolfy on May 12, 2011, 17:01
Eats puppys for breakfast :-o
I thought we were telling lies here.
Does not make me yell at her to shut up when she's howling at the moon.
Is actually a Sniper - my Sniper >:3
Blinded several people with a personal flare gun.
Forever blinded me...
Quote from: Mr. Dalliard on May 10, 2011, 22:42
Sizacu invented cornflakes in the summer of '54 as a tasty and storable dish for the village fete. However, all that was available were some peas, so they weren't exactly cornflakes. They were peaflakes. I don't know why they were sold as cornflakes when they had never so much as been near any corn, but the Trades Descriptions Act wasn't too well-known back then so she got away with it.
Eventually they were replaced with corn and then the idea really kicked off. But because the ingredients changed so much, Sizacu did not get any royalties and to this day she holds a damaging grudge against Kelloggs. Last week I saw her smashing boxes in the cereal aisle at Tesco before she was chased out by a store employee with an aubergine. Apparently it's a regular occurrence.
What OranBerrySandvich said D:
[[if only]]
Once upon a time came across an obese Yoshi. Asked him what his name was, and he replied 'name's bunny. james bunny'.
Made Me laugh in the previous post...
He (yes, He) is a cat randomly pawing at the keyboard...
Michael is really actually alive.
He's Lying! I'm Dead! Dead-dead-dead-dead-dea-... (http://pkmn.net/forums/Smileys/new/shocked.gif) Ahmm... (http://pkmn.net/forums/Smileys/new/huh.gif) Hm... On second thought, he's telling the truth...(http://pkmn.net/forums/Smileys/new/rolleyes.gif)
definately knows how to use smileys
Typed in some random words and came up with that post.
Is my cats best friend...
is actually my guinea pig, Cookie.
Does homework 24/7. By homework, I don't mean from school, I mean from other people that muck up the place.
Hey, well, I've got this odd quirk of not really liking girls that much, so sorry if I'm being a bit rude.
Is not being watched >:D
Can get very emotional when their (deceased) pet bird Mr. Tweetums is a brought-up subject.
Is my half-sisters second cousin four times removed and married to my brother.
Is actually a garden shrub...
Is my garden.
Is my secret. (HAH! 'Secret Garden'!) :P
Is my ultra-secret secret.
The above poster is not making an already ridiculous thread even more so. In fact, I daresay he is trying to make sense of it all...
You do not like Ghost type pokemon. ;]
You do not like Unown... In fact, you probably eat alphabet soup every day just so that you can stab the little buggers with a spoon...
Hates purple Ghosts like Gengar.
Was the idea behind Gengar.
Eats cereal before doing the laundry.
never does laundry
Is two inches tall with the back legs of a cranefly
Is a fairy Princess by the name of Isabella
Has orange fingernails dotted with green cherry stalk pieces c:
Has hands for feet and feet for hands
One day woke up feeling like eating Mercury, as a planet, whole.
Unfortunately beat me to eating Mercury whole.
Was the one who set a nuclear bomb on Mercury in case anyone ate it before them.
Sat down laughing as I was supposedly hit by the sheer power of the bomb :c
ouch..
Quote from: Sizacu on May 15, 2011, 14:02
Sat down laughing as I was supposedly hit by the sheer power of the bomb :c
ouch..
(Aren't we supposed to be lying here?)
Has not the slightest idea of what evil actually is.
Apparently stole a black diamond from a caravan.
Got defeated by Darkrai but soon ended up falling in love with him.
is actually addicted to the unreleased Pokémon Nown
Is a giant Camerupt. >:D
Owns a giant Camerupt.
Ate a giant Camerupt.
Prepared and cooked said giant Camerupt.
Sold the Giant Camerupt!
Bought the giant Camerupt.
Rode the giant Camerupt.
IS the giant Camerupt
Got killed by the giant Camerupt.
Was the father behind every giant Camerupt out there.
Was the mother behind every giant Camerupt out there.
Can speak Klingon backwards.
Is the new giant Camerupt.
Has no idea that the giant Camerupt species is actually extinct.
Has no idea that a fossil maniac revived a fossil of one.
Was the fossil maniac who is set out to ruin me.
Has no idea that it's all just a dream until you actually wake up to find fifteen giant Camerupts crushing you.
Didn't realise that it was an evil robotic clone of mine.
Ate pineapples in the morning.
Is able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
Is Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Is a member of the Q Continuum.
Is not a member of this forum.
Makes scones in their free time, whenever possible.
Comes from the Delta Quadrant
Went to visit for their birthday.
Is an evil ranger.
Is a very well known addict
Does not have a wolf avvy.
^
What's an 'avvy'?
LIE: does NOT know his unown alphabet.
Really knows his forum jargon, like how 'Avvy' is short for avatar...
isn't sarcastic in the slightest =p
Cooked caked canaries drizzled in cranberry sauce.
if she were to describe herself in a sentence it would be "Sentret Fan"
Got eaten alive by Giratina.
Was the one who commanded said Giratina to try and learn Swallow.
Just didn't realize that the said Giratina, was actually a Gulpin..
Doesn't realise that everything they saw is a figment of their imagination.
Quote from: The Evil Ranger on May 16, 2011, 21:24
Doesn't realise that everything they saw is a figment of their imagination.
:'( that explains it.......
Likes to work out in the bath.
Goes to hogwarts school of whichcraft and wizardry...
You are Dumbledore.
You did my Religious Education homework for me :D
Actually has religious education homework.
Falls asleep to the Doctor Who theme tune
You don't not fall asleep to the Doctor Who theme tune
You are a space wolf.
Collects cardboard as a hobby.
Somehow jumped out of the window and hovered there for 5 seconds before falling flat on the ground.
You eat your cardboard collection...
you ARE that person's cardboard collection.
You are the flame that burns everything you touch... Including the aforementioned cardboard collection...
You're an excessively large bucket of water I tipped over afore mentioned fire.
I grew you in soil and put you on bread and that's how you were created.
They invented the word "Gimmick"
Is very evil... Stay away... just stay away...
:P
Invented the word 'pickle'.
Charming, jovial, attractive, intellig-- oh, this is the lies topic, I'm so sorry, my mistake.
Makes all of her meals in and/or from a kettle.
Is actually Mrs. Dalliard.
Doesn't know jack about the alphabet.
Can't play TF2 to save his life, he only got into it after watching Machinima on youtube...
Quote from: Spiritualist Michael on May 19, 2011, 00:24
Can't play TF2 to save his life, he only got into it after watching Machinima on youtube...
...why you stalk me
stalks me and knows what i do
i'm serious i only got into tf2 after seeing videos and i suck at it
Can play tf13, whatever 'tf' stands for...
Knows that TF2 stands for Team Fortress 2
(srsly man google it)
Is a Goddess at Team Fortress.
Quote from: Shaymin on May 19, 2011, 09:37
Knows that TF2 stands for Team Fortress 2
(srsly man google it)
Well sorry, I'm not into that...
Quote from: Spiritualist Michael on May 19, 2011, 10:11
Is a Goddess at Team Fortress.
Is a God at Pokemon Trozei! Or maybe GodDESS since the only player character in that is female...
is a figment of everyone's imagination like Starbuck was in Battlestar Galactica
Is made out of the feathers of many pigeons.
Ate said pigeons after the feathers were stripped...
Crumbled after being touched by their father.
Hates Cresselia with every fiber of their being.
everything they touch turns into Sandviches
Can die when touched by Ice.
Thinks he's a ninja
Does not have a display name that is Shaymin.
Actually cracked open his history textbook
Ripped their bed into two.
Does not like to sit around watching telly. Instead, she likes to work on a toolbox or something.
Ran around circles for no reason after writing that.
Is The Good Ranger.
Is in love with his alphabits cereal...
Believes that "Evil" Ranger is a religious idol...
Quote from: PokeMaster99999 on May 20, 2011, 21:21
Does not like to sit around watching telly. Instead, she likes to work on a toolbox or something.
... actually, you're right.
Punched a wall so hard that their knuckles turned into dust.
is the offspring of a jellyfish and a banana
Was created through nuclear fusion.
Is a ninja from Neptune.
Can see Uranus.
Got mauled by a Mawile. (Mawile= maul + vile/hostile.)
edit= was actually maw + wile.
Charizard got confused between you and Ash, and thus shot fire in your face. XD
Totally hates pokemon.
Threw cheese at the floor, believing it would demolish hell.
You are sooooooooo grounded, a tower of realism.
Is a Toy.
Is the plastic doll I got for christmas 5 years ago that was dismantled by my sister and fed to our dog....
Is your sister, sister.
Made the very first UFO.
Doesn't like Sinnoh.
Is a turnip called Frederick.
Ate my goldfish, then blamed it on the mouse.
Is actually a hamster skeleton.
Is a vampire in disguise as a girl.
Was the 9th Doctor Who...
Quote from: OranBerrySandvich on May 23, 2011, 21:38
Is a turnip called Frederick.
DON'T EVER CALL ME FRED! Or "Lukey-pie" or "Lukey" either. OTHERWISE YOU'RE JUST AS BAD AS *MOST* OF THE YEAR 8s!!!
BTW, Fred is one of, if not THE, most annoying Pen is e(s) EVER!
Loves being called Lukey
GRRR! DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!
Nice, thoughtful, caring man.
Is very tolerant of 1st years, -there all so mean, i'm guessin your names luke though-
...oops...
Totally did NOT guess my name...
You choked me in my sleep last night...with your SPLEEN!!!
Um, I don't even know what a SPLEEN! is.
Doesn't know that I joked with him about his LIVER!
Is best friends with rabid squirrels
Is at war with Venus Fly Traps.
BTW, Venus Fly Traps originated on Venus, then they invaded Earth. <Fun Fact.
everything he says is the truth
Is an orange monster by the name of dave
Smeared anti-septic cream on one eye.
Is not allowed to use the bathroom.
Used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. Then, he herded them onto a boat. Then he beat the crap out of every single one! And from that day forward, any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, it's called a ZOO!
Unless it's a farm!
Typed all that in in just 5 seconds.
Probably took ten minutes to write the above post.
Just wanted to keep on the theme of time.
Time is an awesome theme afterall.
Meow.
Oh and he swallowed my cat. It took me 3 hours to get it back.
Enraged the Mystery Man.
Is the mystery man...
Is a mystery woman...
Didn't call Wolfy a man.
^Thats not a lie lol
Gave birth to Arceus.
Said he must kill this Arceus. But then someone told him he was the Arceus.
And Saint Sorrow became the Arceus.
(Yay, another obscure reference.)
Somehow encouraged people to say "Is an Arceus", "Ate an Arceus", "Shot an Arceus", "Killed an Arceus!" etc...
Just registered on this site.
Is a figment of our imagination
Is a walking jar of premixed peanut butter and jelly
Has failed Italian exam.
Ate my failed italian exam... XD
Ran outta ink in Okamiden.
Invented a pencil which can be used underwater
Is David Tennants cousin...
...she wishes...
Quote from: Saint Sorrow on May 25, 2011, 15:33
Is David Tennants cousin...
...she wishes...
no i wish i was in his bed get it rightHad an operation to give him wings
Would like to hit David Tenant. I MEAN AS IN PUNCHING HIM YOU DIRTY MINDED LITTLE-
^Continue, please. I REALLY wanna know what you're calling that guy.
Too cowardly to continue writing
Knows that Shaymin is a girl.
... hush. (fail phrasing on my part xD')
Likes Pink not purple.
Chucked a frisbee at an elderly lady today.
Has just died at Voldemort's hands. Or wand. Whatever.
Is expecting a baby
Is expecting Voldemort to kill Sizacu.
:O How'd you know?
Is contemplating robbing a bakery
Is a foreign "alien".
Knows a good Fire/Fighting when they see one.
^Yeah, true. The Fire/Fighting type in question is Infernape.
BTW, do you go the the 'Squads' section anymore? I have a comment there that I would like answered.
Likes Emboar more than Blaziken
Eats fish custard just because dr who does...
Likes having needles stuck into them.
Yeah, in just a mo', I'm gonna have an injection. YOWCH! :'( :'( :'(
-awk youll be fine- is jealous of me because I get text messages from flying gummy bears and he dosnt!
Despises wolves and everyone on here.
Is a better sniper than he is a heavy. And he is also MY Sniper. NOBODY TOUCH HIM >:U
Quote from: Wolfy on May 27, 2011, 06:39
-awk youll be fine-
HEY! WHY ARE YOU BEING MEAN TO ME! Gawd, now I even get annoyed on the internet. Wishin' this wouldn't happen.
BTW, I'm ticklish, so injections are worse, even with my bum knocked out.
Doesn't die when she touches ice.
really knows i'm a girl and not a boy.
Quote from: Shaymin on May 27, 2011, 08:31
And he is also MY Sniper. NOBODY TOUCH HIM >:U
Wait wut
Has no intention of sawing through anyone's bones.
Is awful at role play...
Doesn't kill innocent rabbits, especially Bugs.
"Eh, wat's up, doc?"
You are a PoKéMoN Master!
You worship Dunsparces in your spare time.
Is weaker than a Sunkern.
BTW, many people don't know this, but Sunkern is weaker than Magikarp.
Yep, even though Sunkern has a Type-Advantage and learns better moves, the BST of Sunkern is 180, with 30 in each stat while Magikarp has a BST of 200, with 20 in HP and Sp. Defence, 10 in Attack, 15 in Sp. Attack, 55 Defence and 80 Speed.
So, Sunkern is really the weakest PKMN when it comes to BSTs.
Typed that.
With his eyeball.
You robbed the second largest bank in France using only a pencil and a rubber band.
Is named after the asparaGUS
Had his wig blown away when he was walking outside for some odd reason.
Reproduces asexually because she's worth it.
Stars in am advertisment for a wooden spoon manufatring company...
Stabbed Napoleon in the heart with a pencil...
For fun.
Sells furniture made for imaginary friends in his spare time.
Wishes he was me
Is a jer---HOLY COW! IS THAT A NINJA?
Knew before this post that my avvy is an Assassin rather than a Ninja
You're totally uncool. ;)
Yeah, well, you're totally cool.
Has shrunken himself and now leads an army of miniature Bidoofs.
Oh, has two bidoofs.
Has three Bidoof. Notice the lack of a 's'.
Oh, you has one Bidoof!
You have a whole city of Bidoofs because yous is the Bidoofs King!
You hate the colour orange.
We use you to cut paper. 'Scis'sors, 'Siz'acu? Get it?
You help command a small brigade of lightbulbs under the command of Lord Lamp, aiming to please Overlord Lighthouse.
Doesn't have an obsession with lightbulbs..
Is not gonna tell me where to find the topic that explains stuff like 'Sentret Fan' or 'Mulholland Fan'.
^^ that's not a lie, because I don't know where that is either =p
Seems to think that Italy is just the leg of a giant
Did actually know that it is here (http://pkmn.net/forums/index.php?topic=82107.0)
Is an assassin
Eats Torchic and chips :o
Has an Arceus with Shadow Force, Judgment, Spatial Rend and Roar of Time.
Doesn't wish they had an Arceus with Shadow Force, Judgement, Spacial Rend and Roar Of Time
Legitimately got said Arceus
Is this said Arceus.
*Gets out of pokeball*
Tried to catch a Zekrom with a Voltorb
Eats used towels for breakfast...
Runs along the horizon listening to retro '08s music.
Has made sure the briefcase is safe.
Is an evil person trying to kill spongebob squarepants! :-0
Is wanting Spongebob squarepants out the way because they work for Bob L'Eponge :O
Doesn't like Idiotbob StupidPants, like me.
Is squidwards best friend and works in the krusty krab! -random fact, I know all the names of the spongebob characters and a quote from each one-
Killed my imaginary pet cat :c
Kicks puppies. While wearing steel toecapped boots..
Isn't really a sandvich but is a toastie, and is also the reason Meet The Medic isn't out yet
Is a big, strong, helpful man who KO's stuff in one hit. Also, is Fire/Ice type. And, is not a legendary. Oh yeah, also does not live in Sinnoh. Um... isn't #492 in the Pokedex. Er... is a Digimon, not a PKMN.
Isn't going to be my breakfast
... >: D
Is going to be able to eat not only a Samurott, but Infernape, Torterra, Reshiram, Genesect, Arceus, Palkia, Giratina, Mew, Ho-Oh, Sceptile, Swampert, Charizard, Conkeldurr, Feraligatr, Articuno and 4 Deoxys.
Takes candy from little children... How dare you xD
Thought gingivitis is how you get ginger hair O0
Likes to have a shower at midnight.
Doesn't get a reply.
Likes to brag about having 26 Pokeballs.
Tried to shove 26 pokeballs into his coat pocket
Ate a sandwich just now.
Intends to take over the world with an army of Uber Kinglers. Ublers.
Is one of said Ublers.
Is a fish finger dipped into Custard
Doesn't accept me as their Master.
Just gave a hd tv to a cocker spaniel
Needs a telescope to be able to read the newspaper.
Stole one of my kidneys!!
^Yeah, because you're not a kid and I needed them for my 9-year-old bro.
Can survive in complete darkness/light.
Sparkles in sunlight like a twilight Vampire
Has had to be glued back together.
IN HELL.
Is a MP in Transylvania.
Sniffs his mothers socks. daily.
Jumps OAPs for their hard boiled sweets
Regularly wears a pink and fluffy baseball cap.
Is jealous of my pink and fluffy baseball cap
Cloned my pink and fluffy baseball cap in order to allow control over an army of tiny penguins
Is the reason Sunny D made a comeback.
Were Icarus' brother.
Is not a Jam Tart with a Cat's head, with rainbows coming out of his butt.
Thinks that the square root of pi is edible.
Is a poisoness mushroom...
actually prefers cheese on toast
Isn't highly flammable...
Doesn't have an Xtra Large Reuniclus
Likes to think that the moon is made out of cheese
Likes to think PokeMaster99999 thinks the moon is made out of cheese because secretly he thinks that as well and doesn't wanna be alone.
Hates most of the cast in The Melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi.
Has a sig that makes sense even though she took away all the other Cresselia stuff.
has a fear of cookies and candy...and owns that signature :P
Doesn't necropost. Ever.
LOVES Justin Bieber and Rebecca Blakc and owns EVERY piece of merchandise that ther is and ever WILL be!
hates pikachu and isn't the jiggy puff master
Loathes Eevee and keeps them in a small filthy cage and only feeds them toenail clippings!!!!
Values his plushie of Fluttershy more than life itself.
Sandvich Lord was raised by rabid squirrels.
Is DATING a rabbid squirrel named Frothy Sue!
Captain Jigglypuff is actually a cyborg! :ohmy:
Umbreon#100's favorite eeveelution is not umbreon.
Is actually a Feebas FAN!
Would like a colour combination of electric blue and orange for wallpaper.
[idk, actually...]
Quote from: Sizacu on December 02, 2012, 19:09
Would like a colour combination of electric blue and orange for wallpaper.
[idk, actually...]
Actually, I never thoughtn pf that before but after reading your post, I think that WOULD be pretty cool!
Anyway, Sizachu really dislikes Sentret!
Pretty blinding if the orange was neon haha.
Dislikes Dragon Cave with enough intensity to power a lawn mower for half an hour.
That would be blinding :P
You hate rainbows!
That's because you stole the pot of gold at the end of it, thief!
You launched a rocket while sitting at the top of it!
^ Torures poor little Pokemon by forcing them to listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black singing!!!! :ohmy:
You're the captain of all clefairies!
You joke about levitating sharks.
You're banned, Scizorcu.
You're really mellowman...
*runs for shelter from the coming hurricane*
Stmacl has a collection of staplers that vary in shapes, sizes, colours and prices.
[do you?]
Stmacl is dead. He died from the excitement of vodka-filled chocolate candy bottles at my crib.
I heard the admins talk and they say you're unofficially being watched again by them...
I hear you attached a goat to your face with superglue because goats are totally hot.
You saw The Captain and Captain Jigglypuff are dueling each other with cutlasses and going "Arrr!" They are pirates.
Quote from: Draghost999 on January 21, 2013, 05:48
I hear The Captain and Captain Jigglypuff are dueling each other with cutlasses and going "Arrr!" They are pirates.
Er, you broke the rule of the tread, was supposed to be about the above user not 'skip one person and then do the person above'.
My lie about you is that you read the title of the thread.
My lie about you is that you tried not to be rude when you said your lie.
You are a pro at life.
You avoid water as much as possible.
Sizacu's favourite pokemon is actually Psyduck.
and i very nearly put a f in the d's place there.............
Shaymin has known me her entire life but just isn't willing to talk about it.
You want to eat yourself. It's hard...
Quote from: Shaymin on January 22, 2013, 20:26
Sizacu's favourite pokemon is actually Psyduck.
-- caught!!
You enjoy eating brussell sprouts dipped in dark chocolate c:
You're a tiny teapot.
You're an even tinier tea cup.
You're the tea leaves for the upcoming tea party!
You're one of the crates thrown into the sea during the Boston Tea Party!
You all make perfect sense.
You are aware that the Forum Games board is where no one makes sense. Also, the cake is a truth.
You're unaware that your username has three 9s in a row.
You aren't a Cresselia.
I have pie.
You don't have pie.
You strike fear into your opponents.
OUT OF CONTEXT:
Quote from: Draghost999 on January 26, 2013, 23:03
You are aware that the Forum Games board is where no one makes sense.
... So er, I am not aware that the Forum Games board is where everyone makes sense?
(actually I really don't have pie so that means Draghost999 has lost the game)
It's not my dads birthday today and we're NOT having cake.
I'm not actually awake.
Quote from: Poison2007 on January 27, 2013, 00:02
You strike fear into your opponents.
OUT OF CONTEXT:
... So er, I am not aware that the Forum Games board is where everyone makes sense?
No, that is not how it works. You only change the first part, the first place the verb comes in, so you don't change anything after "aware." It's: "You are not aware that the Forum Games board is where no one makes sense."
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You are posting lies about the above poster, and you're NOT posting lies about yourself. All of you AREN'T posting lies about yourselves.
I don't play D&D
I really care about this topic.
guys it's supposed to be about the above poster not you
gosh you're silly.
wait no that's true
gosh you're smart.
You have not been staring at a naked German chest while drooling buckets.
You hate Wailords. :dry:
You hate pokemon! >:D
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on April 21, 2013, 22:06
You hate pokemon! >:D
Wait, I've a better one
does not know that 2 + 2 Does not equal fish
You didn't forget that the topic is called "Post a lie about the above poster", not "Double-Post a lie about the above poster".
You didn't break Rule 20! <_>
You're actually a hamster
You're not a badass Blaziken. :nowink:
Is actually a robot named Kyle
You have 19 heads and one of them is an attractive female that all the other heads love.
Is a rouge ninja
You love Infernape. :3
You're a boy. :yeswink:
you are a tree
You are pregnant.
you are a man
you are a fish
you are american
you like to play the ukulele whilst fishing
you say thou and thy instead of you
You are my father.
you drink monkey's blood!
You kidnap Chikoritas and suck their blood while they struggle like innocent baby cows! >:D
you're my best friend e__e
you are an evil cyborg
You eat pants. : P
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on May 06, 2013, 12:05
you are an evil cyborg
i can of am because i have an implant
You're not very sexy, smooth, swaggy and you're actually grey.
You eat living Puppies!!!
>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D
You can't stand cloud at all.
you are a vegetarian
you hate blazikens
especially shiny ones
You've never said the word one in your whole life. :tongue2:
you are the annoying orange
You're a blaziken.....
you are a talking Marshmallow called George!
You're a talking guava named Greg
You are... A penguin with an Afro! (Afroguin?)
You are really a raven.
You aren't really shiny :mad:!
You eat kitties!
You eat crocodiles that are made of quesadillas, but are still living; you eat Quesadiles!!!!!!!
You like to shoot guns at trees made of chocolate
Only to get the chocolate out!!!
Anyway, you brutally murder gummy bears!
You eat babies!
Jelly Babies, maybe.
You stole my time machine! And then sold it on Amazon!
you had a time machine
Quote from: Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl! on May 17, 2013, 01:11
you are a talking Marshmallow called George!
Well, actually.......
Anyway, you made your own Avvy
you are a hitmonchu
Your post is false.
your argument is invalid!
You don't have an argument to be invalid! And your an ostrich!
Your name is easy to type.
У тебя есть моя бутерброд с колбасой!!!
And you can't ask Draghost for help, because he's a ghost now! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
You are Russian
You are a Kingler
your avvy sucks
You are a :ph34r:
You... You stole my skittles!!! Even worse; they were sour skittles!!!! :mad:
You stole my Milky Way, even worse, it was my favorite candy bar, the Midnight Dark version.
You stole my ribcage......
Ryujryryrtybnfvjb
you are a talking cat named Winchester
You have no name!
You are invisible
Your real name is George.
You are an Irish donkey!
You are a pyromanic
(That's true though!)
You are from Kentucky!
your username is italian
you're an idiot
you eat babies
You are a Modminion
You are ShinyInfernape2000
You can't fly.
You can't sprite. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
You're a bad RP'er
Not only can't you sprite, but you would suck at it anyway.
You have a "pokemon personality" sig
You hate cake!!! We all know its true!
Your name is Dick.
Erm? What? You aren't confused at the topic.
You have a name that I can type.
Quote from: Робин on July 19, 2013, 15:38
Erm? What? You aren't confused at the topic.
No I'm not confused. Your name isn't Dick.
you know what you are talking about
You are a :angel:
You hate ponies.
You like blaziken. (Come on, you know you do, :) )
Quote from: ShinyBlaziken2000 on July 19, 2013, 15:49
You like blaziken. (Come on, you know you do, :) )
Let me tell you a secret (out of context). I like Blaziken, Infernape and Emboar.
You are really ShinyEmboar2000, although I wouldn't be surprised if one popped up
You hate ShinyInfernape2000.
(Btw there might be a ShinyEmboar2000 coming to forums near you...)
Thanks :dry:
You eat babies, whole
SB2000 only likes Blazikens because he feels sorry for the one he ate at KFC...
hah, don't eat kfc
you hate greyson the porygon-z
Graysons dead :( I restarted my save with him on...
You love chipmunks
He is a loss to us all.... :'(
You like killing zebras
Stupid zebras with their stupid stripes....
You speak Russian completely fluently
you hate potatoes
You eat frogs! That's right, you eat those little green things hopping round ponds!
you drink monkey blood
You post while I'm not busy.
Likes to make out with a doll he made out of the Gangham Style guy's hair!
Is really a captain and hates jigglypuff
Quote from: ShinyInfernape2000 on July 19, 2013, 16:00
You hate ShinyInfernape2000.
(Btw there might be a ShinyEmboar2000 coming to forums near you...)
Shiny ALL the fire starters!
You eat Draghost's armpit hair for breakfast.
Your cuticles turn hot pink whenever you will them to.
You really HATE Cresselia and would never even want to consider it a part of the pokemon universe.
Was dumped for a pickled egg!
You are Watchy Watchog!
Is really Holmestenwol
You are a Jamaican Warthog named Pumbaa!
Is really a finch
Are really just a regular chicken on fire... Not a Blaziken at all...
Is really just a porygon2
You're really ShinyBlaziken2001 :ohmy:
Really hates porygon-z
You're not shiny!!! :ohmy:
You like to cross dress in public. (Please don't tell me you do.)
(No, I don't, don't worry ;D)
You don't like Blaziken because you think he is too broken
(Thank arceus)
You hate robin and the DC universe and love the op characters of Marvel, especially Deadpool.
You think Robin is the best character ever. You know it's true :tongue2:
Is really an opera singing duck named Nicole.
You are called Dick as well!
You actually like magikarps
Your favourite colour is pink.
You think green is a gay color
It is. Very gay.
You think you're Aussie.
You hate cake.
You wear hats a lot.
You are a talking chicken
You don't have ears
you think the cake is a lie.
You are a lie!
your life is a lie
^Punched James Franco square in the face!
Draws on faces.Jigglypuff related.
^Is actually Baby Sinclair
Actually is Dolan.
^Is really a"Disgustingflavor_Scout!"
actually captain igglybuff
my mobile's autocorrect tried to change that to "ugly buff" which sums up my houghts on igglybuff pretty well
He is a beautiful, strong Asian man.
He is delicious.
Is actually a guy
He makes a good waifu.
is a great person and role model who should be looked up to by everyone
The above user actually told a lie in his latest post.
the above user is even slightly sane
The user above has sanity
the above user is truthful.
A ship between the above user and ShinyBlaziken will never happen.
a ship between the above user and myself will happen.
A shipping between me and the above user will always be canon
ShinyBlaziken2016! For sure! And Chloe as the First Waifu!
The above user is actually Canadian.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R78l6ZOPy9o)
ShinyBlaziken is wrong (or right? ;3)
Yes, you totally just made me click that link.
above user dissaproves of drugs and alcohol
the namesake for bread's name is that one time i went over to their house without any previous indication that it would happen
i then proceeded to show them the real american way to make bread
in my honor, the name of bread was bestowed.
That Vintage Arcenine is totally not sexy.
you spelled arcanine right
The above user is really Fred Phelps
The above user's Warcry is "Giggity Giggity Goo!"
Who'd you know?
The above user is the Pillsbury dough boy!
the above user ISNT the pillsbury dough boy
Bread is more politically correct than Kim John One.
The above user is made of cheese!
^ Is really named Aidnhxfcbhhfvxwhnehfchxrjkewhxjhwnerjxfewhbkhfcxwebgfxbedhjfcujwbgfcxebwsjbfrjwexbgfkbwmxbfcrwbxhbsgdhmnxfhwljkxfhnrewmfynuhxoiwrejcgofxryouwmnjkwehsbncjxlwrefopxdunwelchfbxnkuhwcbjkinjlkfnhxlrjkhwnfcklhnremklwugchkrelnhmgckntlrnhvjgcljunwrel.ycxoiurehnctfioeo;siemkxdof;ljuliruki;jnhjecxluoipferuwqopnireopuiopeuwnopitcurnopiweutcopiruewiot.pcuroiepwutcoprieuticopu!
The user above me is actually a lieutenant. Lieutenant Jigglypuff.
She loves to draw lewd Giratinas named "Vanana"!
He likes to perform satanic rituals while wearing a chef's hat that he stole!
I did the thing of ultimate cuteness in your sig.
The above user is just a whisper, not an echo at all!
ShinyBlaziken was born in Mailbournted, Saucetralia, the 5th of April of 1999. He was born and raised in East Philadelphia, playing Basketball and Pokémon. However, he messed up and he was sent to Beverly Hills with his cousins. Because the plot was not as good as expected, he was forced to travel all over the country to end up in Chuck-Norris Ville, New México.
The above user actually lives in Soviet Russia and is Vladimir Putin.
^Is really a Lv. 100 Magikarp that ONLY knows Splash!
↑
He does not know how to beat Akuma in "SSFIV:AE2012".
^ Can't solve simple math equtions!
^Is afraid of Pikachu!
↑ Loves Heather from "Total Drama Island".
^Thinks Hope is spelled with 3 w's!
Quote from: Delicious_Scout on March 29, 2014, 21:15
↑ Loves Heather from "Total Drama Island".
Actually, I DID like Heather. I enjoyed her and Alejandro fighting all the time. So not even a lie.
Anyway you eat dirt!
No, you eat dirt!
↑ Thinks that ShinyBlaziXDuncan is the best ship in the entire series.
The above user is a turnip.
ShinyBlaziken2000 never procastinates when it comes to breed both humans and Pokémon.