Post a lie about the above poster

[Sizacu]

never mistakes women for men

That dude is telling the truth. (this is a lying topic, so ha!)

The guy above was not lying about the guy above him telling the truth, which will result in the destruction of all cosmos in 5... 4... 3.. 2-

Oh joy my gender's become debatable again o.o;

Had half their house destroyed by a fallen meteorite.

[Sebastian Moran]

Sizacu invented cornflakes in the summer of '54 as a tasty and storable dish for the village fete. However, all that was available were some peas, so they weren't exactly cornflakes. They were peaflakes. I don't know why they were sold as cornflakes when they had never so much as been near any corn, but the Trades Descriptions Act wasn't too well-known back then so she got away with it. 
Eventually they were replaced with corn and then the idea really kicked off. But because the ingredients changed so much, Sizacu did not get any royalties and to this day she holds a damaging grudge against Kelloggs. Last week I saw her smashing boxes in the cereal aisle at Tesco before she was chased out by a store employee with an aubergine. Apparently it's a regular occurrence. 
 

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Told the complete truth there...

[Reshurott Inferno]

Likes drinking outta toilets sinks.

[Shaymin]

Lives in a shoe with an old woman i think

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Ate my goldfish jimmy the 3rd!

[Shaymin]

never had a goldfish called jimmy the 3rd

[Nightmare Eater]

Was the real one who had jimmy the 3rd.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Person Above Hates Easter...

[OranBerrySandvich]

Likes Zekrom better than Reshiram and thinks Samurott is poo.

[Reshurott Inferno]

Likes toast instead of 'sandviches'

[Trekkie WhoLocked Fangirl!]

Owns his own international spy company that was taken over by a number of monkey ninjas... 

[Reshurott Inferno]

Got killed by Death Eaters Bellatrix and Narcissa when they went to go meet Snape...

[Shaymin]

is the reason I can hear that funny alarm outside

[helenoftroy]

Has never recovered from the day she sat on a hedgehog.