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Rapidash
Rapidash
firehorse
because it's made of fire and its a horse
Tue 26 Apr 2016 20:18:46 UTCby davidcoolcats
The Name Rater says...
The originality of these names is staggering at times.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Machamp
Machamp
Machilidog
He can hold up to FOUR hotdogs!
Tue 26 Apr 2016 11:54:27 UTCby levelwhat
The Name Rater says...
Also four... oh, never mind.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Jirachi
Jirachi
Srirachi
'Sriracha' is a type of hot sauce and 'Jirachi' is the pokemon I chose. 'Sriracha' and 'Jirachi' have similar letters in their names, so I just went with wordplay.
Tue 26 Apr 2016 06:36:03 UTCby Flomosho
The Name Rater says...
This is actually an absolute gem of a nickname.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Chandelure
Chandelure
Flamewar
Mess with Chandelure and you'll get burned!
Tue 26 Apr 2016 03:33:09 UTCby Captain Jigglypuff
The Name Rater says...
I stared at this name for a while. It literally makes no sense.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Staraptor
Staraptor
North
Well Ill be honest this nickname probably doesn't make a lot of sense at first glance. However, just give me the chance to explain myself. Staraptor was definitely a leader on my Pokemon Pearl team. My team followed him and I trusted that Staraptor could take care of whatever Pokemon came our way. The direction North is often used to find out your position and which way you need to go. Honestly I'm okay with getting a bad rating on this one North was one of favorite Pokemon I ever used and I was able to transfer him up to Omega Ruby. Despite your rating North will live on.
Tue 26 Apr 2016 02:31:02 UTCby ShaderCide
The Name Rater says...
No, I won't give you a chance to explain anything. This name is going straight in the trash. Bye.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Dragalge
Dragalge
Gargle
Because its name sounds like the sound one would make when gargling. ... I'll leave now.
Tue 26 Apr 2016 02:24:42 UTCby Pleiadesu
The Name Rater says...
What are you gargling on? The same cheap beer as me?
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Gardevoir
Gardevoir
salt
everyone on here
Tue 26 Apr 2016 02:12:24 UTCby kinqdra
The Name Rater says...
Basically.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Delphox
Delphox
Mozilla
Well, since Delphox is a fox, and it's fire-type, this names comes to mind. I mean, I was surprised nobody named it after Firefox yet. :)
Mon 25 Apr 2016 21:16:29 UTCby Vanillinite
The Name Rater says...
That's because Firefox sucks, and so do you.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Purrloin
Purrloin
Bast
Bast is an Egyptian name meaning fire or heat. In Egyptian mythology Bast was a goddess of cats, fertility and the sun who was considered a protector of Lower Egypt. She was often depicted with the head of a lioness or a house cat. As her role in the Egyptian pantheon diminished, she was called Bastet.
Mon 25 Apr 2016 20:12:39 UTCby pixelatedeevee
The Name Rater says...
Lame name, nerd!
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Braixen
Braixen
IAJFOSP
Because I'm bored... and because no Pokemon needs a nickname... and because my life sucks... and because I like saying "and" and yeah...
Mon 25 Apr 2016 19:28:52 UTCby CatInTheHat1132
The Name Rater says...
Sounds like you need a friend. Not me, obviously. Get the hell away from me.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 23:56:32 UTC
Aegislash
Aegislash
Aegislash
Because Pokemon don't need nicknames.
Mon 25 Apr 2016 19:21:52 UTCby CatInTheHat1132
The Name Rater says...
I mean, this is kind of my stance after I resigned to this horrible fate.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Arcanine
Arcanine
Hobbes
Calvin and Hobbes It's An Orange Tiger with stripes and Is very...Mischeivious
Fri 22 Apr 2016 20:58:52 UTCby Thenovavolt
The Name Rater says...
... You know, most every tiger is orange with stripes, and the "..." before the "mischeivious" really makes me uneasy.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Goodra
Goodra
Name Rater
Because Goodra can be called "good" as an awful pun, and it also came first in a "best pokemon servey". You, the Name Rater, are amazing for putting up with our shite names. Thank you.
Fri 22 Apr 2016 01:52:16 UTCby Pleiadesu
The Name Rater says...
... Are you the same guy that submitted that godawful name? Get the hell off my lawn!
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Absol
Absol
Losba
ABSOLutely not.
Fri 22 Apr 2016 01:38:13 UTCby Yes
The Name Rater says...
None of this made an iota of sense to read.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Stoutland
Stoutland
Ruff Life
Corny, i know but im an aquarius its in my nature
Fri 22 Apr 2016 01:31:01 UTCby Bonez
The Name Rater says...
I think how insufferable you are has nothing to do with your Zodiac.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Arceus
Arceus
Bob
BEHOLD! THE MIGHTY POKEMON GOD- BOB! (Short for Bobert)
Fri 22 Apr 2016 00:40:50 UTCby -insert awesome username-
The Name Rater says...
Ah, to be 11 again.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Wooper
Wooper
Derp
... Yeah...
Fri 22 Apr 2016 00:37:12 UTCby -insert awesome username-
The Name Rater says...
... No...
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Torterra
Torterra
A'Tuin
I've named it after the giant turtle which carries the world on its back from Terry Pratchetts Discworld books.
Thu 21 Apr 2016 23:01:13 UTCby BagFaceMan
The Name Rater says...
A'Tuin? Bless you!
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Umbreon
Umbreon
Salem
Umbreon reminds me of a witch's familiar, as well as the cat from Sabrina.
Thu 21 Apr 2016 17:27:55 UTCby BlakeBelladonna
The Name Rater says...
I like it.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Greninja
Greninja
Shinobi
just because he is a ninja and shinobi are all ninja.
Thu 21 Apr 2016 16:23:00 UTCby saulong
The Name Rater says...
And you're a weeb.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:54:47 UTC
Swampert
Swampert
Kaizer
Because it sounds awesome to my ear. The K has a nice hard sound and the Z makes a nice transition with the R that can last forever. Perfect to shout! KAIZERRRR !
Wed 20 Apr 2016 17:59:38 UTCby Foquine
The Name Rater says...
I got something way better to shout. YOU SUUUUCK!
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Breloom
Breloom
Joey
Shroomish looks like a guy I know, named Joey. Also fits because Breloom is a Kangooroo. So yeah.
Wed 20 Apr 2016 17:56:48 UTCby Foquine
The Name Rater says...
"Kangooroo"
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Arceus
Arceus
Brian
A straightforward reference to the Monty Python movie "Life of Brian"
Wed 20 Apr 2016 16:52:29 UTCby Farley from the lab
The Name Rater says...
Horrible name.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Vivillon
Vivillon
Vivillae
The Humanae project is a project that takes people from around the world and creates a beautiful color palette from their skin colors. Vivillon's big design concept is that it comes in different colors around the world.
Wed 20 Apr 2016 16:32:44 UTCby RabanoDOOM
The Name Rater says...
You... changed almost nothing. I award you no points.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Mr. Mime
Mr. Mime
Hisoka
Sorry but he rlly looks like hisoka ( a guy from hunterxhunter)
Wed 20 Apr 2016 16:05:03 UTCby Emoabsol
The Name Rater says...
Nah, he looks like one of those dodgey guys at the club that needs to be surgically removed from the first woman he sees.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Banette
Banette
Kawaii
Am i the only one who thinsk banette is cute?
Wed 20 Apr 2016 16:02:46 UTCby Emoabsol
The Name Rater says...
Yes.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Absol
Absol
Gerard Way
because absol will always look like a emo to me.....
Wed 20 Apr 2016 16:01:38 UTCby Emoabsol
The Name Rater says...
Not the worst name I'll get today, but definitely the most cringey.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Torchic
Torchic
Calcium D
Cause he looks like an orange.
Wed 20 Apr 2016 14:16:54 UTCby Crimson Archer
The Name Rater says...
I think it looks like a chicken.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Swampert
Swampert
MikePhelps
Mega-evolve, swift swim, steroids atk dmg, GGEZ
Wed 20 Apr 2016 02:50:57 UTCby jeejee
The Name Rater says...
Crap name. Swampert's eyes aren't red enough.
Rated: Mon 08 Aug 2016 00:47:57 UTC
Galvantula
Galvantula
Visco
This name works in context. I have a Zangoose named Ziggy after the famous David Bowie persona, and I figured that if I'm going to have a Ziggy Stardust, then I'm going to need a "spider from mars" backing him up. I named my Galvantula after Tony Visconti, the man whom has worked with Bowie more than anyone else
Wed 20 Apr 2016 02:11:56 UTCby HalfMoonProphet
The Name Rater says...
Doesn't work in context because the name Ziggy sucks just on its own.
Rated: Wed 29 Jun 2016 01:20:55 UTC

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