Yep, you heard me. I know you guys don't wanna flirt with me... so feel free to post like saying 'NO I AIN'T FLIRTING WITH THAT GUY' if you just don't wanna. This topic will give you the initial stages of flirting - where it continues via PM, none shall know...
I came across to see your manly posting skills... HOW YA DOIN'?
Care to help me determine the difference between a Reticulated Python and your Trouserus Longsnakeius?
Does this smell like chloroform to you?
So, uh..I, um..heard sume things...
How do you feel about threesomes?
Do you believe in love at fist sight or should i walk by again?
Fist Sight?.. Depends on your Kata.
did you just break wind cos your blowing me away
I like you. Lets mate date?
hey boy, i love your avatar<3
...your post count is pretty high. How's your bust?
Mind if I click through...?
Quote from: Tom_ on April 12, 2010, 02:18
...your post count is pretty high. How's your bust?
Well done, I like that. ^5
Hello...Is it me your looking for?
I suffer from amnesia--do I come here often?
Care to make me sparkle while you shine?
we should reproduce!
*laughs hystericly* you are so funny.
hour later:
how you doin?
Your wishes on the "make a wish and have it horribly corrupted" post are so fascinating.
want to know what I wish for? ;)
I want you to have my children.... They're outside, in the van.
Sure. wanna see my masterballs?
Quote from: LMAO on April 12, 2010, 19:56
Well done, I like that. ^5
^5
I'm a guitarist. Could I check to see if your G string is tuned?
you might be eleven, but you could pass for the legally consenting age...
Is that an Arbok in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ;)
i'll show you what it really is, but you'll have to come into my magical fantasy den of wonders
Hey there, I find your ellipsis quite attractive.
Wow, do I know you from somewhere?
@laironlover77
If I rename myself lairon would you be my lover?
Maybe. See the 77? if you like you might just get lucky with it.
@Alllister: That depends, do you want to? ;]
77 is nice, but have you ever heard of 69? ;)
that red garados you have is spectacular! want to see mine! :yeswink:
Forget the platypus and let's hump like a whale.
I clicked there, baby!
You wanna unzip my expansion pack?
The pants have got to go, but you can stay.
Your regulation slacks must be protected by a layer of reflective material, for I can see myself therein.
You mind if I animate your Gifs? Or should I put a little more Elements in your Photoshop?
Lets perform sexual gymnastics.
WE SHOULD GO ON A DATE.
i think it would be very nice.
LETS GET MARRIED AND THEN GET A DOG.
Your feet must hurt, cause you've been running through my mind all day.
is that a breach in your warp core or are you just happy to see me?
I can tell by your avatar, you're hot. I mean, just look at that masterful coloring.
When answering, keep this in mind:
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=642256&l=1fb306258d&id=1227143470
I'm the boy, obviously.
CAre to borrow my whetstone?
hai thar bb how would you like to take a ride on my limo
Your pheromone filled sweat is begging for me...wanna lick feet? :o
Edit: Actually unless you're sweaty that doesn't make sense...also I've made myself ill.
you could make me sweaty
wait i can use lame pickup lines right?
heyy. i kinda want a raisin, you got one on you? no? oh. guess you owe me a date.
excuse me while i use the facilities... ughh...
So an arcanine girl...
Want an earthquake in your sacred fire? ;)
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
do you like cows.
I like cows.
How you doin?
*gives Joey Tribbiani look*
fine. but the big question: how you doin!
Are your parents r****ded? 'cuz your special! :laugh:
his special what?
so how about you and i do some scizoring later ;)
We should date, yes? Perfect.
how would you like to play a game of the naughty fireman.
ill go down the pole first
Sounds good you take the hose and I'll start pumping...this is flirting, right?
Okay there is so much worse I could say when a fire hose is involved. >_<
Hey, you must have fallen from heavan! That would explain how you messed up your face!
*Utack gets slapped and thrown in a trashcan*
...Oh wait! I said it wrong! :wacko:
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. ;]
if i could rearrange the alphabet id put u behind i
Quote from: M.O.P. on April 29, 2010, 01:00
Want an earthquake in your sacred fire? ;)
yes;)
anywayyyys.
i lost my drediel, so i guess you're the only thing i can take for a spin now, huh?
Nice pants. They'd look even nicer on the floor.
Do you like shorts? They're comfy and easy to wear...like you.
You must work at subway because you just gave me a footlong.
you think pretty highly of yourself huh...
You possess exceptional taste in footwear. I submit the suggestion that we engage in immediate and frenzied sexual intercourse.
So?
I'm easy. Are you?
bloody hell, what's with all the pokemon game mechanic pick up lines? they're incredibaly depressing to watch.
sorry guys, carry on.
Mind if i teach you to pilot a tardis.
would you like to have a slumber party in my basement?
*flirts*
Thar ya go lassie <3
CAre to show me your Parade Rest?
your username is a description of my insidious nature in the bedroom, with what follows 'eevee' to be the size of condom used.
You and me.
Roly poly.
Down the hill.
Now.
I'll show you the real meaning of 'Hydro Pump' ;)
you wanna get your hands on
my ample nacells?
Quote from: Hahex and Mijumaru on May 02, 2010, 20:36
bloody hell, what's with all the pokemon game mechanic pick up lines? they're incredibaly depressing to watch.
sorry guys, carry on.
lol wats a joke idk!!!!
ill max revive you!
hi how u doin, i like movies, u can buy the popcorn :-*
You say you got candy, you're right baby.
hey sexy, I've got candy too, right over there in my shady unmarked van. want some? just reach inside... :yeswink:
I wanna wake up in the mornin' feeling like P. Diddy next to you... ;]
Lol, sorry, couldn't resist! :B
oh I see what you did there... *glares loathingly at you* >:(
........................................................................................
:dry: you're still hot though...
Sorry. ;D
Oh my God! I love your shirt! I'd love it even more if it was on the floor, though.
Really? because my shirt and my underwear match. wanna see?
Hi there. I'm ready to have some fun. I have the 'f' and 'n' alls I need now, is u. ;]
Care to see a lot less Extreme Speed?
if we were teddiursas i would lick more than just your paws ;)
do you leik mudkipz?
becouse i just had a teddy one here and was wondring...
I lost my teddy bear...will you sleep with me?
Can i get you some Urofen?
You like sleeping? OMG me too! We should try it together sometime.
Care to hear the true music of the spheres?
You're almost as cool as Dunsparce.
You're already hot...Time to show you what I've got
Oh, God. I've gone and misplaced my phone number.. Can I have yours?
I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you're stunning ;)
Did you just come out of Subway? I notice your footlong.
^ How is it possible to beat that?
Um...
You've probably come from a supermarket because I see you carrying big jugs.
...
If you like Spotted Dick...you'll love me. :o
(Yay food theme...)
http://britishfood.about.com/od/regionalenglishrecipes/r/Pudding.htm (http://britishfood.about.com/od/regionalenglishrecipes/r/Pudding.htm)
^ Lol! I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?
(about the spotted dick thing i saw it in the market having not having no clue what it was. lol)
My candle caught fire, an I need you to help smother the flame.
Hey does this smell like chloroform to you?
Buttons eh?
We wont be needing any buttons for the shizz we're about to do ;3
I'm lost. Can I go home with you?
People say your meant to give your last Rolo to someone. But you'll have to retrieve it from my mouth :).
There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. o;
Before or after I ravish you in celebration? ;)
So... Like, I'm super cold.. But you're super hot.. Opposites attract?
Damn right you're cold, you've gone and frozen me solid.Look, I'm hard as a rock.. don't believe me? go ahead and check.
Cutie you make me so hot I might need a Burn Heal!
I'll show you why I have an underscore in my username.
Wanna Cookie, o ununderstandable one?
Quote from: Richard And Blaziken on August 10, 2010, 03:13
I'll show you why I have an underscore in my username.
You dont have an underscore in your username and that makes so sense. just saying.
It's Taco Night at my place. Up for some hard, hard, hard shell?
i'm bored. take off your clothes.
I'm all too happy to oblige my dear, and as for the bored part, hows for some naked twister? ;)
Youre almost as cool as Dunsparce...
Ah, what a lovely day, isn't it? Perfect day for..............................romance :-*
Did I mention how sexy you would look with this duct tape on? It matches the rope too..
I really like long walks down alleys and the smell of chloroform.
Lets not hang around, lets get straight to the point.
Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before? :|
I want the fruits of your labour. Now.
How bout my banana between two oranges?
Fruit salad! Yummy yummy.
Try mine.
I've got a bit northern Italian in me, maybe you could give me more. :B
I'm southern italian, but I could push northern if you want.
Yo dude, there's something wrong with my phone...it doesn't have your number in it.
Hello, my name is Shower. If you come with me, I'll get you wet.
Tempting...
Nice legs. What time do they open?
My bed misses you.
;-;
Awww...
Hi. I'm horny.
I would like to fondle you...
Wanna feed my beaver some wood? ;]
Wanna feed my Giratina a handful o' Spinda? >:D
Is the 999 a pleasure meter? ;)
baby i need a map...
...coz i'm lost in your pants o;
Speaking of pants, i'm having a party. Wanna come?
I already am, sweetie~
Quote from: Draghost999 on August 17, 2010, 22:54
Wanna feed my Giratina a handful o' Spinda? >:D
Soo...twisted...
Can I stab you? I want to see if you bleed sunshine. <3
If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous
..oh wth xD
I was going to say something about hamburger meat, but I figure I'll just cut to the chase;
You, me, a 6-pack and some "Alone time". How about it cutie? ;)
I like your sack.
Got any raisins?? (No!!) Then how about a date?
Sorry, I don't have either. But around you, I can make my grapes into raisins.
No sweetie, that's my job~
I like sweeties, save some for me sugar.
You can have the whole bowl.
Come get the bowl if you want it. ;o
I would like to pound deep into that bowl.
You'll be there awhile, I'm deep!
Tell me something Chere... Have you ever danced with the devil by the full moons' light?
No, but I'll dance with you in a room with no light, ;o
Make it a game of twister instead and you've got yourself a deal :yeswink:
Since pretty much everything I want to say can't be said on this site..
Yeah I really can't. I like to get dirrty.
Sure we can do that... while we get clean.
There's no point, because I'm gonna make you dirty again.
Don't you mean sticky ;D
No, I mean dirty ;3
well I'm already stiff, so why don't we work our way from there?
Babe, you can tick tock all over my croc.
I'll spin you out of control baby.
Care to swing?
Sure, but turn off the lights first.
After the lights are turned off, I'll turn you on.
You don't need to turn me on. I'm automatic. Ready to go when you are??.........
Baby I was born ready.
this topic makes me uncomfortable, but you make me feel so good.
Uncomfy?????? I'll give you some TLC.
I'll do the same, just drop the "C"!
i'll drop the C if you drop your shorts.
Let's not beat about the bush let's just get to the tender beating.
zing.
I'll love you tender.
I'll also do a Thai green curry.
Forget the curry... I know just how to cool you down and keep you hot.
No need to cool down, it won't happen for like 15 minutes!
Care to help me go the distance.
Your just the girl all the boys want to dance with, and I'm just the boy losing too many chances~
^.^
You know how the american government sucks? Well, you're about to do so.
There's a lot to be done in a room with just an armchair.
HOHOHO
Replace the chair with a bed and it's a deal. :]
Who has time to get to a bed in this day and age? Not when I've got big plans for you.
Speaking of big, I've got a surprise for you. ;)
I love men with big trucks.
Like a fire truck? With a big hose. (:
Sure. And you get to handle it. :)
Speaking of handles, mine just extended. You wanna check?
Cant see that well, i'll have to get down on all fours.
We don't need to speak. Lets get straight to the point........
Let's try to find each other on Chatroulette...you'll know what I will be doing ;)
Time to put a recordx on Mr DJ.
-major low voice- Hey Mr DJ. Put a record on. I wanna dance with my baby...
Are you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
Hey man. I'm a Ditto.
Let's get together. A lot.
oooo kinky! I like that ;)
Your name reminds me of a clock. But when I'm with you time around us stops.
you're too pretty to need any sprite makeup of mine
Alright kid... time to crack this case.
sure but lemme have a crack at you first. ;o
Well hello there. I'm a man, you're another man, and in this manly world, a man cannot be manly enough. So let's get manly young man.
^^ Can three men get manly together ;').? No?... ah well, then our manly get together can wait.
Only if you do the hard work, I like it slow
I'll take it as slow as you want, if you can handle it
I can handle it, but can you?
What do you think?
I dunno, but I like a challenge!
I like a little competition
you want a compition, fight for it. :-*
I'm a lover, not a fighter ^.^
Ohh, i like it sailor boy
do you mind if i join you on this romantic night?
Not as long as you don't might rough weather
As long as you're around i don't mind
get ready for a tough time then.
yiff yiff... murry purry yiff :3
I don't speak dog, but woof to you to... :tongue2:
Well..<clears throat> Well WOOF to you too~ <rapefaceplz>
((^ FFFF YAY ^))
I'm the gun to YOUR Switzerland~
I'm the Belgium to your Chocolate.
You're already sweet enough, care to share some sugar?
You have a sweet tooth? your gonna need one for us to work.
I'll keep my dentist on speed-dial
in that case follow me, i'll tke you on a hole new ride.
Let me grab a jacket and i'll take you for a spin
Can't wait, I hope its fast
As fast as you can handle
I'll hold onto you If I get scared *flatters eyelashes*
Scared? o.O, you won't get scared around me! *Shows muscle* *superman theme plays*
I'm the Lois Lane to your Clark Kent
I am the pasta to your italian ;]
Im the cheese to your pizza
I'm the leather to your vampire *wink**wink*
Care to help me bat out?
your wings will be as light as a star once you hang with me
Gravity isn't all bad, let's see how long we can go before we fall
You must be a level 100 firemaker, because damn, you're HOT
Somebody get me a fire extinguisher, 'cause you are Smokin'
Looks like the smoke is on the water and the moon is in your eyes.
come over here, you mischevious misdreavus!
It's corny, but I don't care! Here goes!
Do you have a map? I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes...
Here's a bad one.
Should I go get a first-aid kit, cause it must have hurt when you fell from heaven
i give a damn.
Works for me ;D
^^ Why wait till my house. !!
come to my house. out of every one else here i am the classiest so come with me and you won't regret your decision. ;o
What if I don't want class? How about a little thrill instead?
Well then, If you wanna thrill, why don't you come home with me? I've been called an animal, you wanna tame me?
You're an animal? I'm a cannibal.
There's plenty to go around :D
That's a tempting offer, i'm not big on sharing though. ^.^
Who said anything about sharing? I'm all yours.
Care to pop the cork?
Flap your wings over to me. I will make chicken wings out of you cos tonight we're going hard and i'm DANGEROUS.
Hmm, I like a it of danger in my life, makes it all the more.... well I'll let you work that one out ;)
You're a flower and I'm watering you.
Care to make some steam.
Mmm I like it hot, but are you prepared to get burned?
Your flames sting. Just like the arrow that stings as I'm slowly falling in love.
Well only fools fall in love... I'm guessing That means I'm a fool
How about we go for a run, then I can really make you howl at the moon.
Do you know Karate, cause your totally kickin :-*
Looks like you just managed to Ninja Rap my heart.
why don't we spice this up a bit, Kung fu style
Tell me mon ami... have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?
Are you the one that's right for me? I hope so because I came all the way here just to meet you.
If i'm not the right one, your journey won't have been wasted. I can be very... persuasive
hey shadow lykan i see that you're a chick and i would like to have a little fun with that fact
I could have a little fun with other little facts ;)
i like that, a jab at the size of my man parts
Are you the one that used Attract?
Depends on if it worked or not ;)
Well, your Charm seemed to work on me~
I've fired my bullet, and it hit you right in the heart.
I know what your addicted to.
You might as well face it your addicted to love, and i'm your drug of choice ;)
Cupid? Naw, it was myself that made you fall ;)
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, START
Hey, wanna go out? *flexes sneakily*
I'm the chain, you're the prisoner. Nothing can ever separate us.
hey there babe ;)
You wanna add a little more sugar to sweeten the deal? ^.^
You're the door, and I'm the key. I'll open you with a turn and a click. :-*
I'll take you for a ride ^^
ill give this a go lol
you sexy ting
Oh my died it hurt when you fell from heaven? ^^
I fell but I never hit the ground, since I landed in your arms.
You. Me. Whipped cream ;)
I have chloroform
one of us is going to have a good night at least
I won't argue. ;)
That's what this gag is for ;D
microwave pizza for one and i cannot finish it do you want some
(seriously i am bringing out all the flirting skills i have here people you are all very lucky to see my art in motion)
Rhyme.. you must be good. Here and elsewhere ;)
care to help with my whetstone?
GIRL, I NEED TO USE A BURN HEAL CUZ YOU HAWT. DID I EVER TELL YOU THAT YOU MAKE MY METAPOD USE HARDEN? ;)
The capslock made me horny.
I'm not hot but I am cool
I'll be honest, I have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing. Care to show me? >:D
the oven needs cleaning and its a two person job how about it bby
That's cool, I'm never afraid to get my hands dirty!
Mind if I help you get clean then?
WHIP ME WITH YOUR WET SHIRT!!!
Hey.......... lets make babies.
*welcomes big hug* :)Can I tweak those sexy little ears, babe.
May i mole est you?
You seem adorable...... :-* ( No TT, it was my own idea! ) :angel:lol
Did you fall from Heaven?
Because it looks like you landed in a pile of poo
k
Hey there ;) fancy a session?
I don't mean the snickers... so let's make it a marathon.
Yay! just back from the chip shop, huh. Any chance of a bite of your saveloy? :)
oii oii salveloy ;) you could be my helen toy!
hm, don't leve yet, we could do a little 'talkin' ;)
I'd like to see the animal in you set free! ;)
LIttle boys who play with fire... get their fingers burned.
How is that flirting? :???
I am sure help is available........somewhere.
Oh why hello there.
I'm sure you have a few tricks up your sleeve
How 'bout you come back to my place with me and I'll show you what I'm the master of
How about we go for a walk instead and I'll show you what I'm like in the moonlight ;)
You can eat me, and I'm not just saying that because I'm a sandwich.
*Nudge* *Nudge* *Wink* *Wink*
My that's a big weapon you have, promises, promises (sig)
All very well being armed to the teeth, can you shoot straight?
Wanna see my Guns?*Peow Peow*
I've always preffered Bakers to Soldiers... How's your buns?
Want to go see the fireworks, we'll make sparks fly
It depends, why don't we shine a light on the subject? ;)
Want to see me "erectin' a dispenser?"
Let's see how much an engineer you really are...
How about you sow me your toolbox? ;)
Would you like to see my Screwdriver? ;)
So... um... I... DAMN I cant talk to these people!
You seem a tad flustered.
Maybe you don't like playing nice... wanna play some rough with me? ;3
How about I show you why I'm the boy wonder ;)
Become my Robin, I will be your Batman ;3
How about I make sure you're delicious?
wormface is a hot name
If I were had an alphabet, it'd only have 5 letters. URAQT!
What if I double-slap you... in a special place after dinner ;3
So... er.... How you doin'?