Flirt with the person above

[Speak Now]

Screw me if I'm wrong, but have we met before? :|

[Tom™]

I want the fruits of your labour. Now.

[TickTockTheCroc]

How bout my banana between two oranges?

[Tom™]

Fruit salad! Yummy yummy.

Try mine.

[Speak Now]

I've got a bit northern Italian in me, maybe you could give me more. :B

[Tom™]

I'm southern italian, but I could push northern if you want.

[Spinda]

Yo dude, there's something wrong with my phone...it doesn't have your number in it.

[Normandy]

Hello, my name is Shower. If you come with me, I'll get you wet.

[Spinda]

Tempting...

Nice legs. What time do they open?

[Shaymin]

My bed misses you.

;-;

[Spinda]

Awww...

Hi. I'm horny.

[Normandy]

I would like to fondle you...

[Spinda]

Wanna feed my beaver some wood? ;]

[draghost999]

Wanna feed my Giratina a handful o' Spinda?

[Normandy]

Is the 999 a pleasure meter?