You can post a weird/funny/dirty joke here. It could be one you thought of, one you've read or one you've used in something you've made.
Skarmory: That nearly killed me twice!
Mudkip: Oh, rubbish! A few bruises!
Skarmory: A FEW?! I bet if I were naked, I'd look like a black pudding!
Nidorina: God, what a terrible thought!
Mudkip: I was going to have a sausage roll, but I don't think I'll bother now!
All the dirty jokes I know are unrepeatable here...
I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?
Quote from: The name master on April 29, 2016, 13:57
I know a Yo' Momma joke. Are those allowed here?
There is a whole thread somewhere on this site with loads of them, I guess you could post it here without any problems.
what the heck is a joke
You are, for not knowing what a joke is!
Seriously though, everyone knows what a joke is.
What's the difference between a blue whale and Yo' Momma?
About 10 pounds! ;)
Here's a joke I'm going to put in my story.
Mudkip: This tea.... It tastes a bit different!
Nidorina: It's the milk that we use!
Skarmory: Where did you get the milk?
............
Mudkip: You make me sick!
I encourage you all to look up Norm Macdonald's moth joke and dolphin joke. Perfect mix of absurdity and hilarity with beautiful delivery.
I actually posted one
Then deleted it
Because some fairly harsh self-immolation took place
why is santa always happy
he knows where all the bad girls live
How did the baby fall 10 stories to his death?
Micheal Jackson dropped him.
Yo' Momma's so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed three episodes!
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to Japan, people started to throw harpoon say her!
your momma is so fat she tripped over WalMart, stumbled over a McDonalds, then landed right on Target
i like this one because someone told it to my brother when he was in 4th grade and he started crying and insisting our mom wasn't fat
Yo momma is so fat that even Sir Mix-A-Lot doesn't want her huge butt!
How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on June 17, 2016, 00:34
How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.
I'm sure you've already said that one!
I moved into a new house and found a washing machine that the previous owners had left. So I put 14 shirts in, pulled the chain and I haven't seen them since!
Surprised Germany only drew with Poland last night in the football. They're usually good at swiftly entering Polish territory and taking it for themselves.