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Started by The name master, April 29, 2016, 13:47

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Captain Jigglypuff

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June 17, 2016, 00:34
How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.



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The name master

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June 17, 2016, 08:27
Quote from: Captain Jigglypuff on June 17, 2016, 00:34
How did the baby fall ten stories to his death?
Michael Jackson dropped him.
I'm sure you've already said that one!



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Milsap

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June 17, 2016, 10:20
Surprised Germany only drew with Poland last night in the football. They're usually good at swiftly entering Polish territory and taking it for themselves.
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