Q: How did PKMN.NET start
A: When a James, a Matt and an idea like each other very much they created PKMN.NET<
Q: When did PKMN.NET start?
A: Eight years from today. Yes, it's been eight years of pure torture. God, us survivors are lucky, very lucky indeed.
Q: What is this PUK?
A: Well when PKMN.NET was first made it was called Pokemon Uk. People called it "P". Then some guy suddenly turned up and added the first two letters they could think of. They choose "U" and "K" and added them in. Then people got used to calling it PUK and kept calling it that, even when it was changed to PKMN.NET. I prefer "P" in my honest opinion.
Q: Who's the third member?
A: The amazing djcatj! Who he is? I don't know, but he sounds cool. Well if it is a "he".
Q: Who's this Iceduck guy?
A: Some guy who likes Pokemon Live Connection also known as PLC. He invented it all, well the idea. You should join!
Q: If there's an Iceduck, is there a Moltenduck?
A: I don't know. If there is they are not at all in anyway better than the Iceduck or me.
Q: Who's Phil?
A: If you believe in god, you know him already..
Q: Who's the guy who keeps booing my Chelsea T-Shirt?
A: That's Mike, but I see why he's booing your shirt. Chelsea suck!
Q: There's this dutch guy and he's disabling my signature, what should I do?
A: Say hello to Joeno!
Q: I'm scared, this Rex guy keeps locking my topics, can I hurt him?
A: I advise not to, unless you want a whole army of cows trampling over your house and tracking down your loved ones.
Q: Who's the Name Rater?
A: Something for the admins to know and the rest of us to find out, which we probably won't.
Q: Sentret's cute! Can I hug it?
A: Yeah, but becareful! It'll hug you back and the last time Sentret gave someone a hug, they were sent to hospital!
Q: The site keeps mentioning IRC, what does it mean?
A: Internet's Rubbish Chatroom. Join it and get a huge welcome, especially if I'm around and you're female!
Q: Is this Alex guy, really emo?
A: Ask him yourself, he's nice really.
Q: Speaking of asking, who is this guy Mushroom who keeps bugging me to ask him a question?
A: Ask him, "Are you the Mushroom guy, who keeps bugging me to ask him a question," It might work!
Q: This Lapras keeps saying it's an angel!!!
A: Lapras can't speak, but Anthony can.
Q: I got this card "Mark", what can I do with it?
A: Trade, battle, commit murder with, destroy the world, you can do loads of things with the "Mark" card!
Q: Does Jesus like Mohinder?
A: That's not Jesus, it's Barney our global moderator.
Q: I insulted Joeno and this lady kicked me! How could I get kicked by a girl!?
A: Girls are epic, they're the best thing to get kicked by and that girl is Joeno's biggest fan. Also known as Chani.
Q: MY FANFIC DISAPEARED DDDDDD= WHY!?!?
A: It ran away to T-man, he hides them in what he calls the "BEST FANFICS" I'm so bad a writing I can't get one in that pile, so feel good about it!
Q: What's the pokemole?
A: A forum member, well there is someone called "pokemole"... HE IS THE POKEMOLE, yes the pokemole is a 9 year old. That or some game some Man Utd fan made.
Q: I've noticed an error! What should I do?
A: We never have errors, this site is too epic for them. Well if you do, there is a "Report Errors" link, but you'll never need to use it.
Q: I FOUND RULE 20, what should I do now?
A: Hide it.
Q: Who's the hottest girl on the site?
A: Lottie has a big fanbase, but I'd go for Rex or Vicky.
Q: Who's the hottest boy on the site?
A: The person who wrote this FAQ.
Q: What's this site about?
A: So you read the whole FAQ and you still don't know what this site's about? I can't be bothered to ask "Did it help?".
Hope this helped you, as much as it helped me. Now you know you can take over the world with a "Mark" card and that "P" stands for "Pokemon Uk". Also yeah, Happy Birthday PKMN.NET from Sappy!
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