Reported by Joeno on Tue 19 Oct 2010 19:43:24 UTC
Last updated by Joeno on Thu 21 Oct 2010 06:33:35 UTC
Section: PKMN.NET Meet-Up

Close sources say she turns 20.

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OUTRAGE AS WOMAN TURNS 20

LOTTIE WATTS known for appearing in this fine newspaper the Daily Sun Mail today has rumoured to turn 20 years old, after being born October 19, 1990. Experts say this is 'no coincidence'.

Lottie is perhaps best known for defying the narrow view point of this paper and does not do what we DEMAND of her, instead, living free of the kitchen sink. Sources say that she has been promoted to a mod of PKMN.NET undoubtedly because of 'positive discrimination' from those namby, pamby liberal do gooders. AGH.

Here are some other facts of Lottie, some we find so shocking that we had to print and let you in with every detial.

• Lottie is a massive fan of Egypt and Egypt history and currently lives in Wales studying Egyptology hoping to do some in that area for the future.
• Lottie is fan of things such as 'Yu-Go-Oh', 'Pokemon' and 'Freakazoid' which sounds like a cult to us.
• Lottie hair changes colour – WITCH.
• Lottie hangs around with Tim, Enigma fame, but not on Thursdays for some reason.
• Lottie is known for her Pringles at PKMN.NET meets – which points to the fact LOTTIE is directly recognisable for child obediently. FACT.
• Lottie drinks like a whale. AN ALCOHOLIC WHALE.
• Sources say that Lottie is 'awesome'.

Shocking: Lottie gives the 'thumbs up' for anarchy. And shoving Daily Sun Mail readers through a letterbox. What's worst is she with a man without an escort.

On her birthday, some disturbing questions rise that The Daily Sun Mail demands answers.

• Why can't we take more pictures of her? Y'know, so our readers can be OUTRAGED about something.
• Does she cause high prices to fall?
• How does immigration affect her?
• Does she cause a rash?!

Untl then the Daily Sun Mail will be on her case until we get the answers, or until her spokesman tells us to go away, which then we'll print scary stories about Lottie possibly being an Labour Voter.

Of course, this all just a silly article. In truth, Lottie is pretty awesome as a person and a mod and we like to wish her a best of birthdays from all the PKMN.NET staff. We love you Lottie!

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