Granted, but unbeknown to you, it was laced with a contact poison made for biological warfare by the Chinese. Your death is slow, and, most assuredly, painful...
I wish Bluffy would understand that I quote memes just for my own amusement, not to spread them...
(Besides, 4chan is a proverbial virus-pit. I only went there once and I had to completely rebuild my P.C.)