Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[The Collector]

Granted, but then your wii breaks beyond repair

I wish for world anarchy

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, you have WORLD anarchy
Till the aliens blow up the planet

I wish for a real life rayquaza that follows my commands, and can't harm me (and make it shiny)

[Stmacl]

Granted!! It flies through the building to greet you and the debris from the building impales you!!

I wish I could get a Vanillite that is Modest nature and hidden power is fighting!!!

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. Then as soon as it is sent into battle, the Snorlax you are facing eats it immediately in ONE bite without even swallowing to your horror!

I wish I had a professional music keyboard!

[Draghost999]

Granted. Mellowman is sitting and ssomethingg on the keyboard.


         
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There's ssomethingt on the floor...    ~~~******~~~   < P.U.

         
Then Mellowman sees you...
 
Mellowman: Captain Jigglypuff, can't you see I'm trying to ssomethingt?!
Captain Jigglypuff: B-but I just wished for somethi-
Mellowman: *POW*
 
Then you're dead.
 
I wish I could've saved Captain Jigglypuff before Mellowman killed him.
     

[Uncle Garnetto]

... WTF?
Granted... Mallow man kills you instead...

I wish I had a bag of marshmallows... And mallow man can't be in the bag, draghost.

[Sizacu]

Granted, Mellowman's in it they combust upon contact with the air.

I wish for a pair of flying sandals.

[Stmacl]

Granted!! They smack you in the face and fly off.

I wish that this wish doesn't get granted!!

[Draghost999]

You're banned for wasting your wish! Just cause the wish doesn't get granted doesn't mean it can't be corrupted.

I wish you'd stop making wishes you don't get anything out of, Stmacl.

[Stmacl]

Granted!!!

I wish I got something!!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, you get an atom bomb that blows up in your face

I wish people wouldnt Ninja me. Tis very annoying.

[Stmacl]

Granted!!! Alien's Ninja you now!!

I wish I had a device that allows me to enter the world of games and anime!!!

[Uncle Garnetto]

Granted, but it is a slider/quantum leap deal, you randomly slip from game to game with no control or way out



I wish googling "google" make the universe ker-plode (yea, I said ker-plode, so what?)

[Brawlimar]

Granted, but the explosion turned the world into a giant kitty... that just threw up.

I wish my little pony didn't exist so I can go through google pony-less...!

[Pam-the-Lamb]

Granted, but the internet implodes sending us all back to the days before the internet.

I wish to be Dolan for the day.