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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2745 on: June 05, 2012, 02:26 »
Granted. You get peppermint candy...and you choke on it. But you're not good enough for a grave.

I wish for...the wishes that I'm thinking of are way too dirty, so I wish the wishes that I was thinking of weren't so dirty.
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« Reply #2746 on: June 05, 2012, 02:39 »
Granted. Your wishes are to be washed along with you in a washing machine with VERY hot water and bleach!

I wish I had more money!
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« Reply #2747 on: June 05, 2012, 10:02 »
Granted, you get a pool of coins like Scrooge mcduck. You dive into it, before realising you cant swim in it as it is solid, and really hurt yourself (yes I stole it from family guy) furthermore, once you do that you realise there Is no way out and die of thirst
P.s, want to hear something amusing? Mathmetitions have actually worked out it would take about $31 BILLON to fill Scrooge mcducks coin
Pool. People have actually Took time to calculate it! Some people must have no life ...*looks at website I am on*... Oh....

I wish I wasn't such a geek
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« Reply #2748 on: June 07, 2012, 01:18 »
Granted. You are a SUPER geek!

I wish I had a life!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2749 on: June 07, 2012, 01:25 »
Granted you got a life then got swift covered!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Cvrz-Ynor4

hmm I wish I could be reincarnated!!
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« Reply #2750 on: June 07, 2012, 01:34 »
Granted. You're reincarnated as Natalie Portman. Captain Jigglypuff kills you.

I wish crime didn't exist. :police:
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« Reply #2751 on: June 07, 2012, 01:37 »
Granted. Now that crime DOESN'T exist, people are now killing each othwer by TOO much love! You don't even know how it's possible but apparently it is a VERY effective to get rid of people!

I wish I could get Pokemon Black 2 today!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2752 on: June 07, 2012, 01:48 »
Granted!! You get Black 2 but the Japanese police arrest you for stealing it from their company!!

I wish that I had enough time to read every manga in existence!!
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« Reply #2753 on: June 07, 2012, 07:40 »
Granted. You freeze time and become immortal...  But you cannot unfreeze time, and being immortal. Also, as time is frozen electronic devices don't work.

I wish my iPhone had a much larger battery life
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« Reply #2754 on: June 07, 2012, 19:31 »
Granted! Your iphone absorbs all the electric energy of tme and space... and it explodes... destroying you. *sad face*

I wish I was as coolnas Indianan Jones!
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« Reply #2755 on: June 07, 2012, 19:40 »
Granted!! You become a block of ice!!

I wish you a merry christmas!! XD
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« Reply #2756 on: June 07, 2012, 20:17 »
Granted, but for wishing him a merry chrtmas in June, you are sent to an asylum

I wish I could think of a wish that is incorruptible
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« Reply #2757 on: June 07, 2012, 22:16 »
Granted, but you just used up your wish.

I wish for an ice pack.
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« Reply #2758 on: June 08, 2012, 04:19 »
Granted... but its a melted ice pack that has no use.... :)

I wish I could travel through time as Doctor Who's first boy companion in the Tardis! :D
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #2759 on: June 08, 2012, 04:36 »
Granted!!! As you start traveling the TARDIS door's open and you get flung into the flux and ripped apart before the doctor can save you!!

Before I make this wish I want to challenge you guys.
The way you corrupt this wish must make nobody but me sad.

I wish I was reincarnated as a japanese girl!!
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