Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

In Soviet Russia wish grants you!

I wish I had infinite Rare Candy!

[SirBlaziken]

(Granted!)

Granted, but in soviet russia, Rare Candy get infinite you!

I wish that people would laugh at that.

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Granted. They then kill you....

I wish I had a Hawlucha!

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's just a human dressed as a Hawlucha.

I wish I could draw because I want to draw Helioptile on a surfboard (it learns surf.)

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you now hate pokemon with every fiber of your being.

[NTN]

Granted, but not granted, but granted.

I wish for this wish to be granted, not granted, mentioned, or not responded to at all.

[sans the skeleton]

I wish for this wish to be granted, not granted, mentioned, or not responded to at all.

wish does not meet wish guidelines
wish has been discarded


i wish someone could corrupt this wish

[SirBlaziken]

Error! Error! Does not compute!

Star trek guy: This is highly illogical.

*Both guy and me explode*


Um......


I wish for a magic sword.

[Wolstenholme]

Granted but it's enchanted to kill you :-)

I wish for all my homework/coursework to be finished, handed in and given full marks.

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but then said instructors realize they are all plagiarized, and you get no marks and are arrested.

I wish that there was more snow.

[Jackal]

Granted, but it never ends... or melts... Congrats on ending the world

I wish I could feel feelings

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but you can't dream a dream inside your mind.

I wish I could grant wishes.

[Jackal]

GRANTED! But you make many mistakes and corrupt these wishes.

I wish for more wishes

[SirBlaziken]

Granted, but they all come, pre-used!

I wish that my gen VI OU test team will dominate.

[Jackal]

Granted, But mine will still be better.

I wish that People would play things other than OU