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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3615 on: October 19, 2014, 10:46 »
Granted. You then get arrested for copyright infringement.

I wish for some salmon!

Granted, but they contain too much sugar, thus leading you to madness (if you are not already mad).

Too late for that!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3616 on: October 19, 2014, 10:54 »
Granted, but your salmon comes dressed up as Salmond. And forces you to blame Cameron. Forever.

I wish Sappy delivered.

Too late for that!

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3617 on: October 19, 2014, 11:25 »
Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!

I wish I could fly.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3618 on: October 19, 2014, 11:44 »
Granted. Sappy delivers twenty seven healthy babies and YOU ARE THE FATHER!

How is this a corruption?

Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.

I wish for more new shippings.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3619 on: October 19, 2014, 13:29 »
Granted. You get 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000 boxes from Amazon!

I wish for some ginger ale!

How is this a corruption?

Granted, you can fly, but you can only do this in the Bermuda Triangle. Good luck.

I wish for more new shippings.

Simple. Sappy literally gives birth to 27 babies at the same time and you are the father!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3620 on: October 20, 2014, 01:39 »
Granted, but it's given to you by Natalie Portman!

I wish for a Mountain Dew!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3621 on: October 20, 2014, 01:49 »
Granted! You get a single dewdrop from the mountains.

I wish I had a screwdriver.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3622 on: October 20, 2014, 01:58 »
Granted, but I stab you with it.

I wish for better technological skills.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3623 on: October 21, 2014, 02:15 »
granted, and with these newly acquired skills, you decide to build a robot. however, the cunning robot skillfully steals and stabs you in the side with the screwdriver you just stabbed captain jigglypuff with.


i wish i could get up without getting really cold. ;/

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3624 on: October 21, 2014, 02:17 »
Granted. You are now on fire!

I wish I could win the Powerball lottery!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3625 on: October 22, 2014, 00:07 »
Granted, you play dodgeball and become the target of every red rubber ball thrown. Isn't it great?

I wish that I didn't feel hot and cold at the same time.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3626 on: October 22, 2014, 02:11 »
granted, you just feel really cold.

and by that, i mean really, really cold.

i wish the steady unrelenting flow of homework would just completely stop, because that'd be nice really nice right now lol.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3627 on: October 22, 2014, 22:28 »
Granted, but you have to do it all at once, and when I say all, I mean all.

I wish that I didn't have to do this common assessment crap.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3628 on: October 26, 2014, 01:20 »
Granted. You are struck down by a meteor which rips you in half!

I wish for a giant peppermint stick!
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #3629 on: November 15, 2014, 19:17 »
Granted, but it OHKOes you with Fire Blast.

I wish for Kaito understanding I have no waifu.
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