no more physical labs please........i hate them so much..............................
(if you're thinking about energetic laboradors and thinking of replying saying that you think physical labs is energetic laboradors isn't that funny xhanatos??? well you're not funny think of something else for once)
i'm clinically Educationally Slow and they're asking me to do the one thing i really hate which is take the cats cradle that is maths and make the soldiers bed
except with one set of hands that are encased in globes of beeswax and they're just yelling at you to do this cats cradle and you'rel ike i cant my hands are globes of beeswax is this a really bad dream whats going on
if that metaphor lost you there well done now you know what post laboratory work is like at a top uni
basically they let you into chemistry with a rubbish maths grade or no sixth form maths which is an utterly terrible idea in retrospect cos once you hit quantum chemistry or thermodynamics you dont know what the hell is going on and the """catch up maths class"""" was just bewildering and carried out by people who teach as if they drew the short straw that morning
then it gets to the postlab and its like "you know the stuff you looked at to prepare for this lab well prepare for a bunch of irrelevant questions" and this weird version of manipulating data that you're sure only the really obscure oxford lecturers (who died and turned into ghosts without realising it) use and its like latin its like why is this still a think we make people do occasionally
this is the trouble with going to a Good Uni folks its that some of them are too hopped up on being a nationally Quite Good university and their totally valuable research that feeds the department loads of cash and they kind of forget to do the bit of their job where they teach in a way that isn't so "i want to go to the pub i cba"
all you under 18s (90% of the forum) think about this when you sign the dotted line for Warwick or York
be prepared to basically do a lot of the work yourself cos the lecutrers are too busy with £ signs in their eyes to make lectures that aren't just them talking about their wonderful wonderful research
having said that i am done with physical labs so im not sure why im moaning about them now of all times
you know those people in life that are only bearable in small doses once in a while? there's a guy in my class like that and he's actually so annoying. he does literally nothing and when he does he draws terrible anime/manga. He's always 'right' and knows what to do and he gives out terrible advice. He also thinks he's the goddamn king because he can use photoshop and draw with the pen tool. medal for you then!!!!
ugh
wow its childhood me
the hopeless anime wappo that is
i thought i was the queen of photoshop cos i made a bunch of people on a sort of weird forum half inhabited by proto-Encyclopedia Dramatica people* a bunch of signatures in photoshop and they liked them hahaha oh my god what a bunch of losers what where they thinking
what was i thinking
i deserved to get my spinoff boards hacked at 14 y.o. by them lmao i was so lame and proto-aspergers it hurts
how could anyone like doing a bunch of random filters on pictures and Generate > Clouds and putting their username in a stupid """""""""fancy""""""""" font
oh i learnt how to put this cool metal text effect from spoono.com isnt this just the ticket for success
it got worse when i became a moderator and admin of a few of the forums cos then you start to think you carry the authority outside life but then no-one really cares because you're some mod on some forum you're still a fat loser with an entitlement complex in real actual life and you know it which is why you vent your aggression on people on your forum this is the secret to all terrible mods on forums everywhere btw cos i was one of them
i mean it was a weird teenage life lesson to learn but thank god it happened hahaahah cos it made me the cool cat i am today
but yeah on behalf of all annoying nerds with superioity/entitlement complexes i apologise for this guy
whoops this was a huge post haha smoke weed
*(you know the sorts who think everything is """"gay""""" and """""jew""""" and they're all vaguely White Power and listen to crappy metal and white power sentiment is still really funny shock tactics except its not but you can't tell them this cos they might find your embarassing fanfic page and ruin your ""internet reputation""" whatever that is)