Comcast.
Comcast is my internet service provider. We are paying $80 a month for high-speed internet, but what do we actually get? A service that does its job the first two weeks then gets blotchy until the next bill is paid, even though we still have over 150/350GB of data left on our service by the time it starts getting icky.
A string of foul-language in your general direction, ya bloodsuckers >:C