Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Pandemonium]

when a person has a pet mole for years.... and never sees more than its head

when all of a certain animal's mother died, and they wear the mothers skull on its head

[Spectre Latios]

when you see a duck carrying a sprout around and you say its a Farfetch'd.

[Shaun Ogg]

Actually it's a leek.

When animals faint, they just slide into the ground.

[Pandemonium]

when the same mole grows 2 more heads!

when living magnets start falling in love with mice that have colds

[Spectre Latios]

When you stand on a railway track and expect yourself not to be run over by a heavy freight train.

[Pandemonium]

i do that o0

... when you can expect previously cut down trees to grow back everytime you go into a bouilding ...

[Spectre Latios]

(Really?  )
When you cannot enter cars.

[Trainer Dave]

You know you've played too much pokémon when you walk into a leisure center and ask 'where can i find the gym leader?' 

[Da Assasin]

When you go to a Gy_{m and think that theres a hitmon/chan/l}ee/top you get you pet dog/cat/mouse/rat/bird
ect to attack him

[Da Assasin]

Or when you walk into doors expecting them to open(the're
either locked or you havnt turned the handle , intresting)

[Spectre Latios]

When you need a plain normal card to make an island appear in your country.

[Chaos...]

Whenever you hear "Modest" you think OMFGZ special sweeper.

[Shaun Ogg]

When people keep having kids just so they get one with the right personaility.

[Spectre Latios]

When you walk into a museum disappointed to see that there is nothing about Pokemon.

[Shaun Ogg]

When it costs $50 to go to a museum.

When ten year olds have about $900,000 from battling other kids.