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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #90 on: March 01, 2017, 20:26 »
Legend has it that if you play a nickelback song backwards, you'll hear devil worship.

Even worse: Play it forwards and you'll hear nickelback
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #91 on: March 02, 2017, 12:17 »
no its free beef because it cant run away :///////////////

No it's ground beef because it's on the ground :///////////////
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #92 on: March 21, 2017, 07:02 »
There were no genies or magic carpets. Aladdin was just really high!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #93 on: March 29, 2017, 15:11 »
My choir teacher keeps telling us to be louder, but singing loudly just isn't my forte.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #94 on: April 15, 2017, 16:29 »
I feel like i've told this joke already but i'll tell it anyways:

So a farmer had 2 cats, one named "one two three" cat, and the other name "un deux trois" cat. He took the two of them out on a boat in the middle of a river. But alas the boat sank. The farmer was ok and "one two three" cat could swim. "Un deux trois" cat drowned however, because un deux trois quatre cinq.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #95 on: April 16, 2017, 02:19 »
I had a quesadilla with three cheeses today.
I guess that makes it a tresadilla.

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #96 on: April 17, 2017, 10:48 »
The word of the day is "legs" let's go back to my place and spread the word!


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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #97 on: April 23, 2017, 12:32 »
What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is extremely heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

My mum had to explain this one to me.

You know what's funny? Ritchie called his Charmander Zippo.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #98 on: October 02, 2017, 04:55 »
I hope I don't break any rules with this but here it goes:

Why did the chicken crossed the street?

Because North Korea's missiles wouldn't reach that long! <e,e>r
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #99 on: October 02, 2017, 20:09 »
^Nah you're good (trust me, I have some really awful ones i'd love to share)

I went to the doctor yesterday and said "Doctor doctor, i'm having some really strange dreams. Two nights ago I dreamed I was a ford pickup, and last night I dreamed I was an SUV!" He waved off my concerns and simply said "I think you're having an auto body experience."
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #100 on: October 03, 2017, 23:14 »
A few school jokes:

Google is your friend.
Google Translate is your French teacher's worst enemy!

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If you don't get it, I learned more French from Google Translate than I did from my French teacher.


If I could describe school with a number, it would be 7734.
Why?
Put it into a calculator and turn it upside down.

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It says hell.


Kid: Hey, Mum. You told me that I'd learn something if I went to school.
Mum: Of course, dear.
Kid: I've been waiting here for hours. Are you sure this is the right place?

Children are smarter than fish.
Why?
Children only go to their school for a few years. Fish never leave their school!

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A school is the name for a group of fish.
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