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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1095 on: December 17, 2015, 09:44 »

@Shrub: It's tomorrow and I wanna know how your test went and hopefully the results are what you were hoping for!


it's not addisons he says it might be cfs it might just be the mh issues who knows


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1096 on: December 17, 2015, 11:40 »
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this is why im glad my town keeps detailed police logs of all of the arrests so i can go snoop later. always fun when it's one of your high school classmates!

We have a show kind of like Cops over here where they go about the beat with traffic police in South Lincolnshire (Police Interceptors on Channel 5). They arrested some chav in Boston before cutting to some gobby moron in Spalding and I looked up and started laughing. When you see someone you know getting locked up on TV it's just comedy gold.

It's even better when you see it happen in person.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1097 on: December 17, 2015, 12:25 »
^ that's probably why they had all those crime specials a couple of years ago (channel 4, I think) and they pretty much did every town or area in the whole country. There was one dedicated to my town and most of it was just them trying to catch the town drunk (I know, he was really just slightly drinker than everybody else). It was so funny because everyone knew exactly who he was.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1098 on: December 17, 2015, 15:23 »
They have all these episodes where people have been brutally murdered in places like Brum and Manchester and then they go to Norfolk to find out who kicked over the dustbin outside the village hall.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1099 on: December 17, 2015, 20:41 »
I've had nausea since I woke up today that's just enough to almost make me throw up but not enough to actually do it. So i'm basically waiting for it to happen but I can't even if I wanted to.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1100 on: December 18, 2015, 00:53 »
I'm done with school for a month and 10 days, and I have one job where I'm not getting much for hours... literally don't know what i'm going to do with my life since all my friends don't live a 5 minute walk away anymore

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1101 on: December 18, 2015, 08:48 »
ive still never had a period
And I'm sitting here wondering "Why the hell not?"
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1102 on: December 18, 2015, 14:33 »
 I've had three teeth taken out and I cant open my mouth without dribbling blood.

 One of the places where the tooth was removed hurts and the bleeding will not stop.

 

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1103 on: December 18, 2015, 16:26 »
I want a credit card, but I can't get one as I don't have a credit rating.
To get a credit rating, I need credit.
To get credit, I need a credit card.

How can I get a credit card if I need a credit card to get a credit card?
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1104 on: December 18, 2015, 17:03 »
i failed my first essay....... rip




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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1105 on: December 18, 2015, 19:56 »
I want a credit card, but I can't get one as I don't have a credit rating.
To get a credit rating, I need credit.
To get credit, I need a credit card.

How can I get a credit card if I need a credit card to get a credit card?
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im gonna be that annoying person who tries to help but: are you on the electoral roll? also if you're being rejected time and time again every time you apply it dings your credit rating a bit so give it a rest between applications

idk if you're in the uk or the us but you could go for the High APR ones (30ish% APR !!!!! yikes) w/ almost universal Acceptance which'd be a bad idea if you can't pay on time in full every month but the safer option is a prepaid Credit Builder card, its a prepaid card that costs a certain amount each month and after the year is up it counts as a Plus on your credit rating cos u paid the Subscription Fee or w/e
           

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1106 on: December 18, 2015, 20:21 »
are you on the electoral roll?

I don't even know what that is!

if you're being rejected time and time again every time you apply it dings your credit rating a bit

It dings? what, like a bell or something? Sorry if I sound ignorant, I don't know what that means.

I'm on disability benefits, that may be why I don't have a credit rating.

idk if you're in the uk or the us but you could go for the High APR ones

I'm in the UK. I don't know what APR is, I feel like I'm totally clueless about everything.

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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1107 on: December 18, 2015, 21:03 »
The only time I had one was when I had a student account with Natwest, where they give you one anyway.

My boyfriend hasn't stopped talking about star wars for about 2 hours. I'm too tired for this.
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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1108 on: December 18, 2015, 21:33 »
i made it almost three weeks without self harming but wow i guess not the only solace i have is that i've just taken a lorazepam which hopefully should help


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Re: first world problems
« Reply #1109 on: December 18, 2015, 22:13 »
Got nominated for this medical conference thing in Boston but we don't have the money to do it, and it would be unfair if we went for me because my brother didn't get to go for his.
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