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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: May 27, 2018, 20:42 »

you gotta put some added value in there somewhere, rearrange and glue the plasma ball and the lava lamp together creatively as a rare new invention the "plavasma blamp", see how much the two sell individually and then quick sum x + y + 20% and ka-CHING

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Random Randomness / Re: How do i say hello to someone

« on: May 01, 2018, 18:35 »

you say it like this "hello" or "hi" or "hey!" and if they dont respond they werent worth saying hello to in the first place (non-verbal PDD notwithstanding)

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: April 30, 2018, 13:58 »

^ same, sry to hear and hope you're doing as well as you can be rn. idk if this makes sense right now thenamemaster as im still processing a Passing Away incident myself in weird ways i.e. i only get Proper Sad whenever a guy on the tv who looks and sounds a bit like him appears for some weird reason? but just allow yourself to be sad in the ways that are safe & good to you and dont let ppl tell you when or when not to Cry or whatever. everyone deals w/ it their own way. idk if any of this makes sense rn but in any case best of luck

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: April 28, 2018, 21:25 »

Trying to find a way to break to my partner that I don’t like Marvel films.

I don’t have a problem with hero & action films in general but the marvel franchise panders to an audience so much it’s ridiculous. “Ahhh put in some cool explosions and have a character say ‘uproarious’ after” but let’s not have a good plot or character development or any sort of human authenticity whatsoever.
 
I watched the first Deadpool film for the first time the other day and it was AWFUL. Nothing the character said or did was genuinely funny. His character had such a sad backstory and that was really good and it would have made such a beautiful superhero tradegy story but then they went and made the character wise cracking but never really gave an explanation as to why he was like that?? And it just read as Marvel being too afraid to make a film you can actually take seriously so they just covered everything up with meaningless quips and fourth wall breaks that the movie never earned. God. Okay I’m done.

invite me 2 your marvel themed wedding where u will be sitting there angrily fake smiling when he makes you ask him if hes more of a wolverine or an iron man in front of all his nerd friends and hi fiving them no matter the answer. youll be sitting there dressed up as black widow reflecting eye daggers off the top of your prosecco at him cos he does the first dance with his lifeside spiderman cardboard cutout instead of you

you have the power to stop this by telling him "marvel is just OK i guess but is it ok if we watch heathers instead of repeating avengers assemble for the 32468489nd time. im just not that into it and i dont think ill ever be."

he ought to hopefully be decent about you not being entirely keen on marvel i guess but if he isn't then thats a shame and he should not be a jerk about it

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: April 04, 2018, 15:22 »

re: trainchat - i cant remember if i ranted about it Boring Pub Drunk style but i think its hilarious that the trains are the way they are with 999999999x delays and richard branson spending too much money on space for rich people and not enough o nthe trains and yet we still have to bail them out when virgin/stagecoach screw up (see East Coast disaster).

imagine mps like chris grayling et al. having to make do without the tube or the london transport infrastructure, and having to cope literally anywhere else in the country, no 3hr taxis or uber or own cars allowed. can you even imagine the childish tantrums the mps would pull right there on the platform, goin all limp when the station guard would try to pick them up. but its ok because HS2 literally anywhere wont be electrified anytime soon cos all the money has to go into crossrail 2 instead.

Only if we can have a random angry nerd she plucks from the streets as vice.

the vice will have to lose in a tourney to me at a game of smash, i have only ever played the n64 version and mained captain falcon and threw tantrums cos the computer wouldn't let me charge up falcon punch all the time so this is where the challenge comes from, im rly bad at it and am totes Casual Button Masher (as if there was any doubt)

this fails as a selection strategy anyway because nearly everyone ends up vice cos i feel bad about leaving other ppl out........

Every time I try to access my GiffGaff voicemail, it just hangs up. Does anyone else have this problem?

I read the help pages on the official website, and it doesn't seem to solve my problem.

do you hold down the 1 button to get it or do you dial 443?????

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: March 31, 2018, 21:31 »

Went to a sale at hot topic yesterday and a lot of the clothing I wanted only went up to large at the max, which is disappointing. I have broad shoulders and am 6'0" on the dot, as well as thunder thighs. As much as i'd love to squeeze into that medium, i'll end up ripping it probably.

youd think the shop that caters to awkward depressed ppl would have its clothing in sizes that awkward depressed people would be, but because no-one buys their stuff cos you have to be a literal baby to fit it instead hot topic et al. have to make it up by charging 99999999999 quid for everything instead.

honestly when i am prime minster of the world im making it so that the reverse is the case instead, clothing comes in all sizes except diet twink size & is produced in surplus so i can sell it for cheap to nerds instead of havin to wait for sales. and for once hot topics previous target audience has to go to the tailors/has to learn how to sew/screenprint/diy etc instead and you can bet theyd cry all day on social media & crowdfund a plot to assassinate me cos theyre that much of sore losers about being the ones who couldnt find cool clothes for once

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: March 26, 2018, 16:37 »

I sometimes wonder if Nintendo/Game Freak forget that pokemon is a kid's game when designing their pokemon. Do they really need to give pokemon asses? Especially female only one?

Also, I think I spelt stripe as strip.

i still can't see this sazazzle ass really

youve clearly been thinking way too much about this and spinning sazazzle around in the pokedex for hours and hours while goin "oh yeh dance for me bebby" and having to wipe all the drool off the screen every three minutes i think. the "strip" freudian slip/typo only proves your guilt

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Random Randomness / Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird

« on: March 19, 2018, 18:51 »

Sometimes I forget sonic underground was an actual thing and not just a year-long fever dream I had

i can't get into underground cos i cant stand singing bits (its why steven universe and occasionally gumball despite bein my faves can be so annoying) but it can take second place to AoSTH cos it retained the campiness + had knuckles + made me feel Emotional with that manic/robot baby bit

its deffo an imrpovement over SatAM

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Random Randomness / Re: Things that make no sense or are just weird

« on: March 18, 2018, 22:05 »

i dont know if this belongs here and looking back it makes complete sense in retrospect but its still a complete mindfudge (pg friendly pkmn.net version) that urkel voiced sonic the hedgehog

[Spoiler: poor people mattress lifehack •]

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: March 18, 2018, 22:00 »

edit: toning down my post cos im cranky 2day sorry every1 but still keeping bits of it

shaymin i have a better idea i suggest you immediately spend £999999999 on a solid gold block to sleep on

Spoiler: poor people mattress lifehack • show

for real my poor ass keeps two old duvets on top of the mattress underneath the duvet cover to deaden the crappiness of the mattress and when i got the Ability i clear the bed off and rotate the mattress (kinda longways then shortways) every few weeks/months or so wherein it feels mysteriously flatter (fat butt flattening springs down on one side?).

p.s. memory foam will make you a sweaty mess cos it has terrible heat/moisutre retention and is the mattress equivalent of wearing a pvc suit. this is sadly a Known Quality of the thing but its cheap and the people selling it know this but dont care and want the moolah and will just shrug and do Urkel phrases if you take them up on it

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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: March 16, 2018, 14:36 »

i had a rly goods night sleep for once which doesnt sound like much i guess but i been doin so bad lately and its either been low quality or high quantity at weekends or neither of both on weekdays and there is literally no better feeling than a goods night sleep

yesterday i was so exhausted i turned in a whole hour earlier than my stupid mental Rigid timing motions + bad luck would allow and altho like usual when i got the brainpains i didnt rly dream of real stuff?

there was a lot of complete things on shelves. and full meters in videogames and replenishment of things back up to full. just those things over and over again. u know when u have fever dreams and its just abstract concepts over and over? except good for once. rly good cos there was a lot to contend with at work and if i was anything like ive been the last few days/weeks/months i would have made a shambles of it. (due to the nature of my work i haven't rly had a full week off since i started cos thats how care is cos the alternive is //fart noise// agency workers and you basically spend at LEAST 20-30 mins cleaning up after them)

also rly boring sometimes i get nice dreams that pretty as heck unknown flowers i never remember plantin have bloomed on my windowsill too those are nice.  usually it its the same treacle slog dreams or gross sensation dreams as i live irl so im grateful for the pleasant ones   



anyway that was my blog entry thx for reading

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: March 04, 2018, 22:41 »

been eating pork n 10 bean chilli + brown rice all weekend cos i hella love it (10 bean mix and pinto beans are the only thing worth going to waitrose for, everything else is overpriced sewer garbage) but you can guess whats happening now on this day, the arse end of the holy day   

That bombay bad boy flavour Pot Noodles are the only ones worth bothering with these days because they actually taste of something, unlike all the other kinds which are crap now that the Government banned the chemicals that made them taste good.

And I know most of you are probably too young to remember pizza flavour and doner kebab flavour pot noodles but I'd give a kidney to have them back.

//finger curls on monkey paw, wish comes true but you also bring back confused school dinner pot mash and its weird yuppie cousin pot rice as well//

ive never tried one cos the Spiciness danger intimidates me, im stronger than "ooh no only a korma for me (puts salt on korma) aaaah spicy!!!" levels of spice and can eat the Santa Maria (formerly Discovery) pickled red jalapeños on stuff but i still hiccup and have meltdowns when things are any spicier like birds eye chillis, vindaloos etc

so given my complex spice medical history would u consider the bombay bad boy pot noodle a Good Fit as i am curious and have wanted to try it since it came out but im still too scare about the spicy levels. is it underwhelming or overwhelming #potnoodlediscourse


also i found with the crap ones if you put more salt in before the kettle water goes in it takes it from "this is so awful id much rather make real food" to "itll do i guess" but i luv too much salt in everything so

^ never tried the pizza and kebab ones but I really miss the southern fried chicken ones

Also on the subject of gov banning chemicals Robinson’s have changed their diluting juice and it tastes awful now, they’ve actually took the real sugar out and gone all artificial??? I’ll need to stock up on the ones with the blue lids lmao

i can't remember if i thought this or actually posted this in some form so apologies if i said this already but honestly the only orange and pineapple ive found that doesn't taste like someones waterboarding me with canderel is lidls own brand one?????? i can't stand any form of orange squash and even most places tropical squash is garbo now. most of the apple and blackcurrant in stores just smells like cat pee now for some reason and sainos lemon/orange/pineapple is ok in a super tight pinch i guess but somehow lidls is p much the only drinkable one now and even now i dont know for how long

i could be wrong and theyve changed it too but ymmv?????

edit: turns out im talking about Double Strength squash, the only single strength squash i will buy is Summer Fruits Barley water cos i dont see the point of the rest, its too inefficient, so if u are talking Single Strength squash then disregard cos thats a different ballpark entirely

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Random Randomness / Re: Everyday Accomplishments

« on: March 04, 2018, 12:59 »

really super very ultra boring and dumb but i found a paper that is a bit completely Indecipherable rn cos i know so little and will have to practically read like three textbooks to understand what its saying Proper but its about circadian rhythm + mood/depression (BDNF, chronobiology and "the neurotrophic hypothesis") and its like hell yes......................................

idk its like stumbling on a stash of twix bars you bought and forgot about and accidently hid behind a bunch of boring bran cereal. that kind of squirmy fistpunchy Full Life In A Videogame feeling.

Wow. I caught two shinies (Swellow and Swanna) last night in Ultra Moon exploring the Ultra Wormholes. Combined with the random shiny Pelipper I came across, this officially makes Ultra Moon the game that I've encountered the most shinies in!

ppl are posting "why should you hunt shinies Full Odds" b/c suddenly 999999 hours SRing for shinies mean nothing anymore but i luv the ultra wormhole shiny generator cos its manna for people like me who score constant snake-eyes on the RNG of shiny stuff. ppl slagged off UM (and ultra sun i guess) for being crap games but both moon and ultra moon gave me my first wild shiny and my 3 wormhole shinies respectively

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Random Randomness / Re: first world problems

« on: March 04, 2018, 12:46 »

i got this one ol faithful metal Rigid dough scraper (will get a flexible one one of these days but rigid is better for my clumsiness rn) and they are p bitey yes. get well soon blaziken

to the non sharp believers: it needs to be sharp a bit to cut thru dough cos ur not gettin thru it with a blunt butter knife and every time i cant find mine when im makin doughables i proper meltdown cos its the only thing i need

lifehack - if its one of those rigid metal dough scrapers that's wrought out of a single bit of metal and stands perfectly perpendicular on its side you can use it to level the icing around the side of cakes too

mmmmmmmmmmMMMMMMMM

PIP assessment criterionionion go way above my station but i was just curious as to if its been adjourned have you then got an Extension so to speak? if so it may be worth gettin in touch with ur local Citizens Advice Bureau if u aint already cos they like. uh, idk how to put this in the way i want but ur avg good CAB has the cheatsheet to passing PIP, like one of those dumb study books almost i guess

godspeed, currently reading about how one PIP assessor almost created a case for benefits fraud by putting that a literally non-verbal autistic kid Liked To Have a Chat And A Laff With People He's Familiar With (?!?) so dont feel like its dishonest to go for help or w/e

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Forum Games / Re: Whaddya Listening To Version 1.3

« on: March 01, 2018, 17:11 »

Giant Claw - DARK WEB 004


either its my broke brain but im sure i made this post already, probably not tho and i cba to search thru. like i like the later stuff A Whole Big Lot but dark web is always always always my fave for some reason. well thats my music story, thanks for reading