Granted, but the onlysections are death by exsanguination or disembowelment, or eternal life chained to a chair being forced to listen to boy bands. Have fun.
I wish for
|This wish cannot be corrupted., nor is it corrupt to begin with, nor can its status as pure be corrupted, or the previous clause about remaining pure being corrupted. Those who attempt to do so will have to answer to Phoenix Wright, who sadly does not exist, but that doesn't matter. Yet you still must find some way to corrupt this wish, and if you do without breaking the above, you will get a cupcake (note: you will not actually get a cupcake) and if you do break our terms, it means nothing, who cares, and you just wasted your time reading this pointless buildup to an easily corruptible wish|
A steak, and some mashed potatoes with green onions and extra butter.