Topic: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[hermesguy]

Woodstock was a concert,
a huge hippie gathering,
On Yasger's farm,
There were veggie dogs for slathering!

WITH MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!

[Draghost999]

Please wait... loading Draghost's decision...
No more plastic surgery, sex change, and excision!
Ну, подожди! Я не понемаю!
Ты што, идёт? Мёртвыь? Незнаю!
Oh well, whatever.
Now...let's be clever...
And change for the better...
In a bond never to sever!
 
With mustard! That's better than ketchup!
I'd slather that on a veggie dog with no letup!
But wait... what if you add some relish?
Well that's a way to have a veggie dog embellished!
But if you suggest the mayo,
I would shake my head and say no,
But the best thing to put on it, in my opinion,
Aside from my habit of topping it with tomato and onion,
Would have to be honey mustard,
Mmm, and after I'm done I'll have a delicious custard,
Maybe I'll have a nice creme brulee,
Or instead stick with the yummy chocolate souffle,
Oh well, I can't decide!
Hermesguy, what should I try?

[OVOxo]

You should stop rushing with the Russian
You'll miss out the wordplay so start hushin'
As you watch this tutorial on rap you'll start blushin'
And your rap dream will hit the ground hard; no cushion

[Draghost999]

You dare challenge Draghost, with your four line piece of ssomethingt?
Go back to your pub, smash a bottle on your head, you ignorant Brit!
No wonder you lost your modship, you didn't even deserve it!
Cause in real life, no doubt, you're just a gay pervert!
Everyone on PKMN.NET is Draghost's pet, from the time they register,
That's right, you little beaches, this is the Draghost legislature!

Any mod would get their asses handed to by me,
Right when you're reading this on your PC,
I'm whooping your friend Alex's ass, you hearing me Daedalus?
Now here's your warning, you'll be senseless and headless,
I can take on late twenty's years old Joeno,
Catch him in the alley and beat him down in the ghetto,
 
Maybe I'll turn Dave and Jeroen into zombies,
Have them tear into your body like a swarm of Combee's,
So listen carefully, amateur "rapper" Gurren_Lagann,
I would've kicked your ass long before you could logon,
 
You're screwed on drugs, you can't get clean from the detergent,
Or nail a girl, you're the definition of a permanent virgin,
Nailing a girl? Continue with those failed attempts, Alex!
I don't need a tutorial to rap, you need one to have sex!
 

[OVOxo]

You think you're taking over the site with your 'ether'
But I'm hitting more winning runs than Derek Jeter
I can say more in four lines that you can in an essay
And never base your bars on basic hearsay
My influence is understated to such a degree
When I'm done with my rhymes you'll need therapy
You're dropping your 'pipebombs' like a Punk
But the quality is dropping like Kerplunk
You're making your comments with no basis
With your rashness you're being over-zealous
It's an amateur mistake, I'm taking you back to class
The difference in skill is an explicit contrast
I'm giving you a masterclass on Rhymes And Poetry
Entendrés and homophones makes you look elementary
Just pray to God, whether it be Arceus or Hova
You're being watched but mine is the throne, witness Jehovah

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

we're the planeteers
you can be one too

[hermesguy]

Um, Uh, K, that was wierd,
almost strange as my toe-beard,
and you avvy leaved me feared
it'll kill me.

Hey! Is that a Shaymin quote?
Justa second, let me note
that Nicky Parsons quoted
the Schadenfreude.

[SapphireUmbreon01]

Not all Brits are ignorant, take me for example!
All over this rapping thread I'm gonna trample!
Of all of my exotic rhymes these are just a sample,
Although, to be perfectly honest, this should be ample!
There's enough here to send you all packing home,
This is as much of a contest as IE9 vs Google Chrome!
Just take it or leave it, because if you stay you will get owned,
Because these are my raps, god dammit, not just some stupid puny poems!

[hermesguy]

I'm not even a Brit!
But this site? I still use it!
And I'm not Amerikaaner,
so don't you confuse it,
I'm actually from a place you didn't know existed,
that revolutioned 3,000+  years 'fore the colonists resisted!

[Draghost999]

You think you're taking over the site with your 'ether'
But I'm hitting more winning runs than Derek Jeter
I can say more in four lines that you can in an essay
And never base your bars on basic hearsay
My influence is understated to such a degree
When I'm done with my rhymes you'll need therapy
You're dropping your 'pipebombs' like a Punk
But the quality is dropping like Kerplunk
You're making your comments with no basis
With your rashness you're being over-zealous
It's an amateur mistake, I'm taking you back to class
The difference in skill is an explicit contrast
I'm giving you a masterclass on Rhymes And Poetry
Entendrés and homophones makes you look elementary
Just pray to God, whether it be Arceus or Hova
You're being watched but mine is the throne, witness Jehovah

Bleh, you're gay rhymes make me sick,
You can't rap, you're only good for sucking dsomethingk,
You're trying to rhyme, but you lack intimidation,
Curse words, a penis, and way for masturbation,
It's not four lines, but it's still a piece of ssomethingt,
Just like you, biting off your own mother's pizza stick,
That's right, I'm spitting the truth in this topic,
Cause even if you had balls they'd be microscopic,
You let me get away with insulting your imaginary csomethingk,
And all you do is just talk and talk,
So I'll shut your mouth with a dirty sock,
(Or as you prefer it, an std csomethingk)

[OVOxo]

Rap's about homophones not homophobes
So why are you trying to make false accusations an insult?
Your routine is like a re-run of old episodes
It's getting tired and it's ending with the same result
Look past the ease of using swears and expand your vocabulary
This is all part of process of developing your skills
We don't want a war, I'll just get the constabulary
I'm not going in for the kill; just doing this for the thrill
This is starting to become a Burial; no dubstep
Here's a shovel; proceed to dig your own hole
I'm not adding artillery as you've got the misstep
You don't want a problem with me; I should be your goal
From crep to snapback; just implore my style
Compile a lyrical file, right now you're in denial
Chill; just smile and relax a little while
My versatile style works for your rhymes; #retractile
 

[SapphireUmbreon01]

I don't need you guys,
I'm already destined for success!
Imma go and cut all the ties,
That tie me to all of your mess!
Draghost, Hermes, your probably all nice guys,
But no one gets anywhere in life, I'm sorry to confess,
By disrespecting and dissing, so now I am dismissing,
You all so go out and try to get along with the world,
Because it is our oyster and we all are its little pearls,
So don't turn around and say you are perfect and no other
Can compare to you, that's just a load of Bullssomethingt!
We are all equal, no one can tell me any different,
And if you try, then I'm sorry, but you are begging for trouble,
But imma turn around and burst your little bubble,
We will all turn against you and leave you in the rubble,
That would be left after we gave you a taste of what you dish out,
And if that doesn't stop you then there are people who are devout,
To stopping people like you effecting innocents lives,
I'm sorry, its natural selection, only us fittest survive,
So instead of coming out to infect us with your hate,
Crawl back into your little hole, because you will no longer taint,
Us with your trolling and flaming and your downright hatred,
Towards the entire human race, I mean, come on, aren't we all the same?!
Oh wait, We've already been through this, now its time to make your decision,
If you're having problems and are stuck in indecision,
Then take this time, sit down and envision,
A world filled with peace, now with this, revise,
Hopefully these few verses have now opened your eyes and now,
You can see possibilities,
That you can make reality,
It only takes one person to make a difference, don't ya think?
Nothing is permanent, written in indelible ink!
So lets make a difference, right here, right now, with us, and,
I really don't want to drag on but this is a topic that needed discussing,
So I leave you with this; next time you disrespect, we are coming...

[Mondo Oowada]

I'm not here for the war,
Not here for the flames,
You guys are such bores,
This is meant to be a game.

[Pikabingo]

Now I don't mean to brag, and I don't mean to boast,
But I am a rapper, and I've got the most!
The Sandvich is right, this is no time to fight,
Even though it's a rap BATTLE, you have got to see the light!

[SapphireUmbreon01]

You are joking, right? Just because I said I don't wanna hate,
It doesn't mean you can go and post stuff that is half-baked,
You should of learned by now that rapping is an art you must master,
And you mean to tell me that this was all you could muster?
Its a joke. Its crap. Its a crime against all that's rap.
I can get stuff more refreshing from my kitchen tap!
I tell you this, though, I don't want to come across,
As an ignorant git, Brit, that wants to be the boss,
Just take this as advice, because to not do would be futile,
No one wants to see that stuff, come on, that ssomethingt's infantile!
Imma stop here now, I hope I got my point across, for your sake.
Just put some more effort in, and victory is yours to take