Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[FlyingCar]

..When you see a rat and call your cat and say, "Skitty, use tackle attack!"

[Typh]

When you pick up an ammonite fossil and shout to your parents: "Mum! Dad! I found a Helix Fossil!"

[Voltorb2005]

You go to the pet shop and ask for a goldeen. They dont have it. So you ask for a houndour. They dont have it. You then ask for Skitty. They dont have it. Next you ask for a pidgey. they dont have that either. You finally ask for a rattata before the shop keeper recommends a mental hospital to you.

[Utack and Swampy]

When your in chem. class and when your teacher gives you iron you think "Cool, this will raise my Defense!"

[Typh]

When you find a suitcase on the ground and think: "There's three starter Pokemon in here!". However, you get attacked by birds and hope you can fight them off with a Pokemon but there's no Pokemon inside! 

[BlackStatic]

when you keep trying to convince people your a Raichu, escaped from a hacked game card.

[Simirror]

When your alter ego is a Pokemon.

[Pokemon Master21]

1. You expect to see wild Animals in the grass.

2. You permanently change your name to Ash.

3. When you always see your name being spelled in all Capital letters.

[allcroftadam]

When you join PUK!

[Typh]

When you think you're in a place called Poketopia! 

[allcroftadam]

When you call yourself a name which is something to do with pokemon. LOL.

[nalty.]

When you tell a tiger to cit down a tree =^_^= it eats you!!!

[Poetictouch]

When you force several hundred unidentified berries down your dog's throat and then it gets food poisoning so you take it to the local pet shop and bang on about your need for an 'Antidote to cure my Poochyena's poisoning! Hurry! His HP is low!'

[BlackStatic]

XD that is seriously funny! poor dog though........

[Shaymin]

when your mum takes you to the therapist and you dress like ash and carry pokeballs around chasing people shouting "POKEBALL GO!"