Topic: You know you've played too much pokemon when...

[Typh]

When you cry and someone asks you "What's the matter?" then you say "Mesprit made me cry!"

[The Macintosh Ninja: SOH CAH TOA]

Nobody cares that you enter their house uninvited.

[BlackStatic]

when you search up Mnt. Coronet on google Earth.

[Typh]

When you see some crows in a field and you say "Hey look! there's a group of Murkrows walking around!"

[tomkang]

you put gold pads on a monkey then put petrol on its head, alight it and call it infernape

[Typh]

When you charge into a laboratory and shout "Hey Professor! I'm ready for my first Pokemon!"

[Afro-Disiak]

When you go to a meetup for a pokemon website and talk about EV training.

[Turner]

-You refer to hospitals as pokemon centers.
-You keep throwing toy pokeballs at your pets/random animals wondering why they aren't being caught.
-You train your pets to fight other pets.
-You walk into a real gym and expect to see pokemon trainers and a leader
-When someone asks you what noise an animal makes, you call out it's name a few times (E.G "Sheep! Sheep!")

I'm guilty of the last one, I did it without thinking >.<

[Typh]

When you go to some zoo to see some lions in their enclosure and you shout "OMG! They're Luxrays!" and embarrass yourself lol.

[Autoboticon]

When you start doing a speed run of a mon game. Like < that loser. 

[Pikanyaa]

You believe in a massive underground channel & try jumping down sewer pipes to find it.

[Typh]

When you jump on a Hawk and say "Staraptor! Fly me to the Pokemon League!"

[Pikanyaa]

When you start breaking into people houses to steal their flags, then dump the flags in your house & expect all the useless junk lying around to go away.

[lightningzoom]

When you're house looks like the one you have in Diamond.
When you settle things with your enemies with a 'Pokemon Battle'
When you are in an insane assylum.
When you have a commemoritive statue of a giant black Charizard in your frony yard that reads: In commemoration to all of the precious shinies who have been killed by Team Rocket. You never had a chance to be captured and heavily bragged about. - sniff -

[Deathmore]

When ever some one tries mugging you, you expect the rival trainer tune to pla
Every road you go to you expect a theme tune
Every area(totting.battersea,Chelsea) you go to expecting a different tune
When you call tokyo saffron city on a map of japan(guilty)
CAl the kanto are of japan the kanto region and point to pallet town(guilty)