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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #720 on: November 20, 2009, 23:40 »
Granted, it heals at a speed Wolverine would be proud of. But only after it's been transplanted on to my forehead.  :???

I wish I had a prehensile beard.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #721 on: November 20, 2009, 23:41 »
Granted, but I don't know what that is and mess up the wish.

I wish my rose was healed.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #722 on: November 21, 2009, 00:01 »
Granted. But I don't know how to heal a rose, so it ends up dying anyway. (Would you like me to give it a funeral?)

I wish I didn't need to keep going back and forth from Youtube.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #723 on: November 21, 2009, 02:24 »
Granted. Instead you go forth and back. (ahh.. see what I did there?)

I wish I had some more ice cream...

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #724 on: November 21, 2009, 19:51 »
Granted, but it's surrounded by an impenetrable wall of psychic energy so you can't touch it.

i wish it snowed this Christmas.
A tongue of flame, a breath of air, Mountains high and oceans fair.
A world so bright, yet darkest night, lurks just beyond the verge.
Where light and shadow merge.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #725 on: November 21, 2009, 19:58 »
Granted, but the snowy conditions make it hard for Santa to deliver presents so he doesn't visit until Boxing Day.
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I wish for heavy rain. Right now.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #726 on: November 21, 2009, 20:00 »
Granted, but i's too cold so the rain freezes and you're pounded with hail.

I wish Santa worked more than one day a year,  if he doesn't his health will fail.
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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #727 on: November 21, 2009, 22:31 »
Granted he now works over two days instead but has to do ten times more work.

I wish I hadn't died again.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #728 on: November 21, 2009, 23:30 »
Granted, but your previous death makes you a zombie and everyone tries to kill you.

I wish I wasn't sick.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #729 on: November 21, 2009, 23:32 »
Okay. You aren't sick anymore - the disease has merged with your DNA and now you aren't sick anymore.. it's just normal for you to feel that way.


I wish I wouldn't have so many simultaneous projects.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #730 on: November 21, 2009, 23:54 »
Granted. It becomes one HUGE project and it's all due the next day.

I wish I was at my friend's house.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #731 on: November 22, 2009, 00:26 »
Granted, but you materialise half-way through a wall and get stuck like that.

I wish I was the universe itself. o.o

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #732 on: November 22, 2009, 00:32 »
Granted, but then a reverse version of the Big Bang happens and you disappear.

I wish I could meet a celebrity and he/she is nice to me.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #733 on: November 26, 2009, 01:12 »
Granted, but they are your least favorite celebrity.

I wish I didn't have to get up at 5:00 a.m. tommorow.

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Re: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.
« Reply #734 on: November 26, 2009, 02:19 »
Granted but instead you have to wake up at 3 AM...

I wish I didn't have school on Monday...

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