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Messages - Skarmory8
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« on: June 24, 2011, 20:50 »
Unown addict? Addict of what, may I ask?
Because addiction to unown, as addictions go, is trash.
Can you stop? When did you start? Why are you on this crass?
'Cos my momma always told me that drug pushers should kiss my ass.
17
« on: June 18, 2011, 14:14 »
Got filled with needles by my mum, who'd turned into Sheik. Sheik used her chain to...
18
« on: June 18, 2011, 09:20 »
Achievement Unlocked: You >insert obvious verb here<-
Tell someone they do something obvious
19
« on: June 18, 2011, 09:18 »
Granted. You never feel hot again. You freeze to death, but luckily you don't feel nauseous
I wish for a scotsman
20
« on: June 17, 2011, 20:32 »
Meanwhile, I met my mum and gave her a cup of coffee for her breakfast
21
« on: June 16, 2011, 18:10 »
Granted. Having no knowledge of this "Ken Block" I decide that he is Justin Bieber. You get a mail bomb. YOU FRY
I wish for a hamster
22
« on: June 16, 2011, 18:07 »
Achievement unlocked: Die Potato!
Be an asdf fan and one cool momma dude
23
« on: June 16, 2011, 18:06 »
Justin Bieber then arrested Eagle Eye 101 le anglais patrat
for his meanness to Michael Jackson
24
« on: June 16, 2011, 18:05 »
Enough wiht teh SHAWTAY it's making me sore
You, young lady, are lacking with a simple flaw
Oh crap I can't think of any more
That's poor
25
« on: June 14, 2011, 17:22 »
Because NOTHING knows the square root of 64. Chuck Norris went back to his limo, picked it up and...
26
« on: June 14, 2011, 17:20 »
Dunsparce this, and dunsparce that
I'm tellin' you man you're a flipping fat cat
You're an posh bird in an office where you're sat
With an OranBerrySandvich which you never stamped flat
Cos I'm tellin you man
You can go off to Japan
See all them poor kids starving
And give up the marzipan
And that's the last time yo gonna touch the raisin flan
And if you go anywhere near those pies I'll see you hang
27
« on: June 13, 2011, 20:22 »
Granted, but you live for so long that your body decays until you are just a walking rotty corpse. With no girlfriend/ boyfriend.
I wish for a mona lisa
28
« on: June 13, 2011, 20:19 »
What is the square root of 64? Since even the mighty Chuck Norris couldn't work this out, he took out his calculator, and...
29
« on: June 13, 2011, 20:18 »
Oh I see now the worm is wiggling
You suck as much as Homer Simpson's jiggling
And I kind of get a strange feeling, a niggling
That you're about as cool as a gangsta in Pickering
30
« on: June 12, 2011, 13:19 »
le anglais patrat?
man you is far from phat
your rhyming sucks
and you smell of cheap tat
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