Topic: first world problems

[lets all go out for some frosty chocolate milkshakes]

So if society collapses and Justin Bieber didn't die I can kill him and get away with it by saying I thought he was a zombie?

you get one clear line-of-sight sniper shot at him but first you have to survive the hate-aneurysm/giant anger poop you have when you find out that natalie portman has been chosen as a member of the White House Situation Room (trump is a tv celebrity so it only stands to reason that he'd elect celebrity friends to official positions)

(edit: got COBRA and White House Situation Room mixed up dohhhhhh)

[Captain Jigglypuff]

Like sure, but does he really deserve that level of punishment? I mean, hes already living in a post-apocalyptic society, do you absolutely need to kill him? And whats he done, really, other than release some annoying songs and generally being sort of smug? Im just saying, i feel like if society collapses, theres more productive ways you could be spending your time.

Well I guess I am sparing him the horrr of watching himself get devoured by zombies

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 Stayed up until 4:30am doing my lab report then couldn't wake up for 6am to attend the lecture but I handed in my coursework on time.

 Actually thinking about buying a Fiat Punto since they're cheap and I'll be able to spearhead a delivery job but then apparently the insurance can be rather high and they aren't always reliable and I can't legally drive yet although it's easy to drive.

 Just superliked someone on Tinder by mistake :l I wanted to swipe left...

[not chloe]

I asked my life what fresh hell it could bring after the intense drama of the hand incident and life said "a severe and debilitating ear infection"

[SirBlaziken]

^Try a double like that. You'll know the definition of "want to chop my ears off"

Fell asleep on the couch and went to stretch my leg out. I now have an intense cramp in my right leg.

Also pretty sure i'm missing money from my paycheck and I can prove it, so i'm going to talk to HR tomorrow.

[Pam-the-Lamb]

 I'm quite drunk at the moment. I have a shift from 9:30 until 13:00. My managers were at the same pub as me.

 Walked home in the rain without a coat, it was awful as I wear glasses and had to take them off as they were covered in droplets. Noticed that I see colour better without glasses.

 Lowkey, this is one of the best communities ever and the diversity of the user base is fantastic. From funny self-deprecation jokes to how Justin Beiber/Natalie Portman should be terminated. Honestly one of the best communities ever and if I ever attend a meet-up I'll buy a round.

[The name master]

This is the first post since yesterday!

It makes me sad how little activity there is now!

[Petzbreeder]

It makes me sad how little activity there is now!

This website has become nearly as dead as a corpse!

Can't complain though. I have an account on various other forums (not Pokemon ones though) that are about as dead as this one.

[The name master]

This website has become nearly as dead as a corpse!

We need to revive PKMN.NET!!!

[Petzbreeder]

The name master used Revive.
It doesn't affect pkmn.net!

[The name master]

The name master used Revive.
It doesn't affect pkmn.net!

Damn it!

Reminds me earlier I used Thundershock on a Sandshrew will raising a Pikachu. I wasn't paying much attention. It was like a routine. Encounter and Thundershock. Then after it said it doesn't affect it, I realised it was a Sandshrew!

[Shaymin]

the dwp had trouble ascertaining the fact i exist cause i don't think i've ever paid tax

[The name master]

The lightbulb in my room died, so I had to get another one! It's a bit bright!

[Kerou 犠牲]

I need to cancel my sharesave account but I literally do not know how to even access it since the website it has on the invitation form isn't recognised and I cannot find anything online / other letters to help me find it. It is taking the absolute Michael right now.

[Petzbreeder]

Marriland has caused my inferiority complex to go crazy again. Just because he gets the Sun and Moon games before everyone in europe, that doesn't meen he has the right to attempt to complete it before everyone else. Why doesn't he wait until people get it in Europe before starting his Let's Play? I've always been proud that it took me 24 hours and 36 minutes, which I achieved over 3 days, to complete Pokemon X. Marriland completed it over the period of many weeks, possibly taking more game time to do so. Yet he still completed it before I did. I would kill to complete a Pokemon game before Marriland does.

Now that I think about it, I completed Pokepark Wii 2 before Marriland did. Not once, but twice!
It would still be nice to complete a main series game before him though.