Topic: Make a Wish. Have it horribly corrupted.

[BlackStatic]

Granted, but you are attacked by Vaporeons.

I wish I had a sportscar.

[master1]

Granted. You are a sports car.
Beep beep. o.O

I wish mum would cook rather than ordering take-out. ToT

[Massacre\\♥]

granted, but she made something,
that made you throw up afterwards(:

i wish i was the vaporeon in my avvy. :D

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but three minutes later scientists see a Darkrai colored Vaporeon and capture you for endless testing.

I wish I was the most popular girl in school.

[Ten Silver Spoons]

 granted, but everyone starts to fight over you, procclaiming that you are their best friend. therefore everyone in the school is injured and you are killed by people grabbing hold of you and pulling you every direction.

 i wish i could talk to jonny again.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

(Wow )

I have come back from the dead!!!!!

Granted, but every Jonny in the world comes and they all talk endlessly.

I wish I won the lottery.

[Massacre\\♥]

granted. but he keeps talking about the same thing,
over and over and over again.

i wish our school district didn't split up the middle schools,
so i'd see S again instead of never ever seeing him again. /:

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted but then he is suddenly possessed by Satan and becomes an insanely annoying dictator due to his sudden reach of power to the older kids.

I wish for an ancient unicorn.

[master1]

Granted. *gives you a unicorn fossil*

I wish I was a giant gummybear. =D

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Granted, but a mob of kindergardeners get loose from school and start to eat you.
MWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

I wish for a chocolate bar.

[Dane Bramage]

Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.

I wish for peace on Earth and all that jazz.

[Alexi: Crazier by the Day]

Your wish comes true without corruption. Too bad you forgot to make one.

Well now I will.  Unless you edit your post...

Granted, but the government decides things are too peaceful and start a nuclear war.

I wish I was a wizard... so I could turn my worst enemy into a toad...

[Toshiku Yumari]

Granted, but your enemy likes being a toad.


I wish I could decide how to change my sig and/or av.

[Blazemaster26: 80's Addicted]

Granted, you make a great signature. In fact, the best one ever. People agree that this is the Mona Lisa of Signatures. It's too big and gets disabled

I wish I could play really creepy piano solos.

[SomeoneStoleMyUsername!]

Granted, but you turn into Herbert the pervert.

I wish my life was perfect.