Topic: The Pkmn.net Rap Battle

[Hitmonchu]

Your a troll and a spammer
I should hit you with a hammer
You ripped off ShinyBlaziken
How do you think you'll win
Because he's Hungarian
And he's my friend
The only thing good bout you
Is that you're a brony, I'm a brony too
If not then you're a flipping poo
Because I'm the lord, of Hitmonchu

[XephHunter]

Brony P,
On the M I C,
Testing testing,
1 2 3.

Your name should be,
Brony P,
'Cause your all poo,
And like that brony goo,
Up your,
In your,
Quickie C.

[Hitmonchu]

Little old chimp
As small as a shrimp
Your life is so simple
I could draw it on GIMP!
You don't sprite you don't fight
You stay up all night
Your body's grotesque
And your face isn't right!
I'm Hitmonchu, you're the queen of poo
You need your mommy to wipe your doo-doo
You say you know Richard
But you're the real Dick
Watch now, stand back
While I hit you with a stick!
Word.

[SirBlaziken]

@ShinyInfernape2000

So, you think that you can rap
but you are lost using that map.
You call hitmonchu crap,
but you are not so good either, old chap,
so now, I'll pass this to hitmonchu,
he'll surely be glad to beat you

What.

[XephHunter]

Shaddap you Shiny B,
Testing testing,
1 2 and da 3,
Flip out you quickie C,
'Cause Brony P loves,
Your shiny D.

Trol,
Lol,
Lol,
Lol.

[SirBlaziken]

So, you tried to rhyme with a letter
but you doesn't mean you're better
than me. so while you troll
I'm going lol lol lol lol lol
You try to rap
but if you mean to push you only tap
so once again, hitmonchu
would just love to beat you
so, just save you self the trouble
go outside and blow yourself a bubble

[glash101]

Well,infernape,Got a couple of words for you.
I think your a cow,so let's here your dumb r****d moo.
You can't win,you know you can't win.
I'm the master of rap,be back in a min.
I won't lose my title,I'm making my move.
You stink,So go in the ban groove.
You think you stand a chance against me?
Pathetic.You don't even know 1+3.
I told you.I never lose.
So,you might as well quite,before I kick you with spiky kleet-shoes.

You have no chances of beating me,
I'm the master,Your fatty mcgee.
I'm not scared to show my rage.
I always win.I'll lock you in the loser's cage.
All of you think your cool,
but really I'm the one the has the rule.
The rule over you is what I'm talkin' bout'
You know it's impossible to win,so cry out a spout.
All I have to say is that you all have no wins.
Yeah,no wins,only losses.Your a stupid feebas with dirty fins.

All you post with confidence.It'll be all over soon.
It's because I'll win this.Then send you to the moon.
Better quit now,while you have a door.
No? Then prepare to lose even more.
Your all just Trash bags to me,
So you need to get it through your belfrey.
I'll throw you out like yesterday.
Your just really really super gay.

I've got my wins,and you got your losses
So just come on down,
all the way to loser town!
And now this rap is done,but don't expect it to be the last.
I'll throw you into the mast.

[Hitmonchu]

To Infernape:
Now listen here but, I dunno bout you
But I believe you were served by a Hitmonchu
You're lying about being shiny
And I think that your brain is tiny
Your a monkey so stinky and grimy
That even your mother called you slimy
Infernapes nothing but a mass of ass
Which you would have learned if you hadn't skipped class
Cause Hitmonchu is lightning fast
And if you can't rap, Don't think I'll say Pass.

[SirBlaziken]

*Fist bumps hitmonchu and glash101*
@ those two

Nice job guys
these raps we're spinning are wise
while he tries to troll
we're going lol lol lol lol

Hitmonchu, spread the word, glash101 is with us now.

[XephHunter]

Well,infernape,Got a couple of words for you.
I think your a cow,so let's here your dumb r****d moo.
You can't win,you know you can't win.
I'm the master of rap,be back in a min.
I won't lose my title,I'm making my move.
You stink,So go in the ban groove.
You think you stand a chance against me?
Pathetic.You don't even know 1+3.
I told you.I never lose.
So,you might as well quite,before I kick you with spiky kleet-shoes.

You have no chances of beating me,
I'm the master,Your fatty mcgee.
I'm not scared to show my rage.
I always win.I'll lock you in the loser's cage.
All of you think your cool,
but really I'm the one the has the rule.
The rule over you is what I'm talkin' bout'
You know it's impossible to win,so cry out a spout.
All I have to say is that you all have no wins.
Yeah,no wins,only losses.Your a stupid feebas with dirty fins.

All you post with confidence.It'll be all over soon.
It's because I'll win this.Then send you to the moon.
Better quit now,while you have a door.
No? Then prepare to lose even more.
Your all just Trash bags to me,
So you need to get it through your belfrey.
I'll throw you out like yesterday.
Your just really really super gay.

I've got my wins,and you got your losses
So just come on down,
all the way to loser town!
And now this rap is done,but don't expect it to be the last.
I'll throw you into the mast.

1 + 3 = 4
Showing your intelligence...

[SirBlaziken]

Hey, this a rap battle
but now you deserve the paddle
he's not stupid, it's a part of the game
but the raps your spinning, frankly are just lame
but now here's Joeno
now I've got to go


and get out

[Hitmonchu]

Fistbump, Blaze!
Leave him in a haze!
Glash101
Lets have our fun
With this triforce combined, soon he'll be done
With his rapping. God damn, this is fun!

[SirBlaziken]

continuing for bronyspriter

I know, anyone else had better run,
compared to our raps, he's cracking a bad pun,
every time he tries to rap,
he uses a map,
but doesn't follow it,
he wouldn't even get the hint with a catcher's mit

[glash101]

You think your so smart,that was a total insult.
You still will never win,so just have a bad jolt.
Send yourself in the ER,that would make us happy.
Because infernape,your raps are so crappy
We all are getting tired of you patheticly trying to rap.
When really your just a really sad loser sap.
I'm a master of the raps,so get it in your head.
All you ever will need is to be locked in a book nobody would open and read.
I've got all my skills,you got none.
So,unless you wanna lose,you better be done.
I'll go get the ban pool,because that's where you belong.
Your bad a rapping,so Your life will go all wrong.
I never back down,because I know all raps.
Tis' my countering strategy for your I'm a shiny infernape craps.
Your insane,trying to beat me.
I don't even know how you got past security.

All I wish to tell you is go back to rap school.
You need to spend your days there,you little mule.
2 words,you lose.That's all I've got.
Your raps are reeking and starting to rot.
We're tired of an infernape spoiling our fun.
So get out of here,before I get my gun.
You think you have what it takes to face me?
Pfft.Like you could even rap battle a tree.
Winner takes it all,loser takes nothing.
You are just a stupid bell with no ring.
Your a loser in the rap world,so stop now.
Or you'll get the big Ka-POW!

It's Me vs. you.what a joke.
You'll never win,It's you I'll choke.
It won't be a tie or a loss for me.
Remember when I called you fatty mcgee?
That's you,right there.
Sitting in a chair.
Preparing for your execution in the tower of the master raps?
I'm going to make you eat your own craps.
I keep on telling you,I never lose.
Your an old toy to me,let's here those crappy trash moo's
Is that all you got?Is it really?
Your an can in the trash full of rotten chilli.
I'm not scared to show you my ways.
It's me who has the hope rays.
Now we are done,so go offline
Forever.This competititon is totally mine!

[SirBlaziken]

Hello! I'm reviving the post
let's see who chooses to rap the most.