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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #60 on: February 11, 2016, 02:56 »
Brace yourselves, this is really bad.

How do you torture a female pigeon?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #61 on: February 13, 2016, 18:38 »
Cucumbers are cool!

Not funny?

Good! Then it's a bad joke!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #62 on: February 14, 2016, 02:45 »
Haikus are awesome
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #63 on: February 14, 2016, 04:10 »
Can you pull off a shoryuken combo with Ryu just like Trela? Sure you can.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #64 on: February 15, 2016, 09:36 »
Why was 7 afraid of 8?

'Cause 8-bit mudkip.
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« Reply #65 on: February 15, 2016, 15:05 »
Pokemon are very backwards creatures. Why?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #66 on: February 15, 2016, 19:33 »
Why can't you pin a Fire type down with a Bug type attack?

Because you can't Pin Sir Blaziken.

...This joke is garbage. It might as well be a Trubbish.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #67 on: February 18, 2016, 02:21 »
It is kinda hard to pin me down when you live no where near me. Isn't it?

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #68 on: February 28, 2016, 13:59 »
So I showed my friend my Mismagius the other day. He looked like he'd seen a ghost.

Gogoat appears in my Pokédex, only a female, but I swear, I never met herbivore!

I don't like ice types. They always act so cold!

I have a Giratina, but he doesn't listen well. Guess his thoughts are in another world...!

I wonder if Bulbasaur likes memes. I mean, he likes vines!

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #69 on: February 28, 2016, 14:31 »
Bernie Sanders' track record with older voters.

Ok, now for an actual joke:

A doctor tells a patient "You only have 5 to live." So the Patient asks "5 what?" The doctor responds "4." The patient then asks "4? 4 what?" After this, the doctors says "3...2..."

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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #70 on: September 16, 2016, 19:06 »
I'm looking for Amanda Love. In fact, most women are!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #71 on: September 16, 2016, 20:41 »
I moved into a new house and I found a washing machine that the previous owners had left. So I put 14 shirts in, pulled the chain and I ain't seen them since!
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #72 on: October 30, 2016, 15:37 »
They say a picture says a thousand words. So why do the mods complain that we aren't following the three word rule if we post a picture on a thread without any text?
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #73 on: October 30, 2016, 21:39 »
because the img link with the url inside has no spaces, and is therefore only one /written/ word.
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Re: Tell a bad joke
« Reply #74 on: October 30, 2016, 23:01 »
What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Slowpoke?

Answer: The Slowpoke is much more intelligent.
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